For A Lack Of A Better Blog Title

19. Feminist, History geek, professional procrastinator, mediocre hockey player. Bisexual Canadian 🍁 she/her/your majesty/queen. Definitely friends with momgaret 👯👯

[onlytwitterpics]

[hnawitch]

[ruinedchildhood]

Don’t stare at the sun during the solar eclipse today.

[paddysnuffles]

Animal sizes for comparison

Moose

Grey Wolf

Maned Wolf

Sea Otter

Toucan

Grizzly Bear

Polar Bear

Stellar Sea Lion

Cow

Pig

Raven

Black Bear & Bengal Tiger

White-Tailed Deer

Buffalo

Capybara

[ange--de-lumiere]

me at half the animals on the post: “BITCH THAT’S H U G E”

[riquis]

THAT COW IS A HORSE.

[berserk-al]

That first maned wolf is a model.

[c3rvida3]

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

[sailorbryant]

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

[3rdheart]

[frrancesc]

The adventures of CJ

[tevruden]

Reblogging this again for an update

[cake-warrior]

a wholesome post

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[jakeiola]

THIS IS TOO PERFECT

[duccibag]

[deftonesqueen]

[stielle]

Horns and spots? How does that….?

[cindeer]

It’s a Sika deer! They’re known as the spotted deer, they don’t lose their spots when they mature!

[dutchster]

this was the result of a korean high school having no rules for their senior photos

[thisfeliciaday]

Amazing

[peaceful-barbie]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via QueenIdle)

[sonic-spindash]

I didn’t know my daily walk to class took place on sacred ground…

[sonofbaldwin]

The so-called “pro-life” movement’s philosophy.

[one-angry-liberal]

One of the best political cartoons that I’ve seen. 

[teratomarty]

You know what pisses me off about this?  Really, REALLY pisses me off?  That’s George (H.W.) Bush holding that umbrella.  He was president 1981-1989.  Do you get that?  

It means that the right have not budged an inch on their ridiculous pro-foetus, anti-actual-persons position in THIRTY GODDAMN YEARS. We should not still be having this argument! Thirty year old political cartoons should be bafflingly opaque, not crystal clear!

[yellow-dress]

^ Reblogging again for that comment.

[ruinedchildhood]

[weavemama]

I feel bad but this is so fucking hilarious

[jockxgoth]

my aunt is pissed shes ranting on how # is an ampersand and not ‘hashtag’ I have never seen her so revved up on something so?????? 

[goldnharltheinvincible]

& is the ampersand

[jockxgoth]

Im about to ruin her day thank you

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

I wonder how this turned out.

[sublimesublemon]

their aunt killed them