life is short, so am I

Happiness is when you're not pissed off all the time.

[skype]

Why would donuts care about your journey? Look at them! They’re heartless. Literally heartless!

[arbyswitch-deactivated20160710]

am i having a stroke or is this the most incomprehensible ad in the world

[mariagoespro-blog]

i can’t tell if skype is being an asshole towards me and saying that not even donuts give a fuck about me or if they’re saying i shouldn’t skype with donuts or if they just have some kind of deep dark history with donuts and are now seeking to avenge their entire family’s deaths and have started by letting people know of their heartless nature, OR maybe there’s an even darker conspiracy and it’s code for “the donuts are coming, we are all going to die and there’s nothing we can do about it. this is the end.”. 

tbh I think it could very possibly be any of those. hope I helped.

[sourdoughsweethearts]

handletheheat.com

[tat-buns-deactivated20181211]

This is SO important.

[note-a-bear]

this is on my obligatory reblog list

[khealywu]

THIS IS VERY COOL FOODY AND SCIENCEY

[grumpytrans]

help me move out!

help two poor + queer boyfriends get out of an abusive household!

hey!! so my boyfriend @exohplanet, a good friend of mine, and i are all going to move out together as soon as possible. it’s super exciting, but in the past few months, i’ve cme across a lot of hardships. 

my mother is abusive. we do not have a good relationship. she uses money as a manipulative tool. now more than ever, she’s been urging us to move, even though i tell her its difficult because of financial situations. living with her is extremely stressful, and im positive that it would benefit the three of us when we get an apartment. 

my job isn’t giving me any hours. right now, a bi-weekly paycheck is about $250, give or take. i’m making roughly $8,000 a year, which is considered below the poverty line. on top of that, i keep coming across hardships; for example, i had to repair my car and that set me back $500, which is about a month’s pay at the moment. im saving up as much as i can for school and books, but i keep having to dip into my davings account because of events that can’t be ignored. 

it all comes down to the fact that i am the only one that will struggle to pay my half of the rent. i really need to get out of my abusive household asap. 

please share this as much as possible! christian and i are so tired of struggling.

[grumpytrans]

update: my mom is selling the house i live in and she just accepted someone’s offer. she’s going to close the deal by the end of March. we still haven’t found a place bc a lot of apartments are out of our price range. so time is ticking a lot faster now, so pls keep reblogging this,,

[grumpytrans]

just toured an apartment today, it seems decent for the price, but the reviews online are a little harrowing,, just a little ! but ive lived in three different apartment complexes so i know to take them w a grain of salt….. but upon that, w the time i have it may be my best bet. please share this on twitter + FB as well !! pls keep sharing !!

[grumpytrans]

We got approved for the apartment!!!! We can move in by the end of March. The only available one as a more expensive one, so pls keep reblogging this ! ! So i for for sure have an apartment !!

[volde-life]

Boost the hell outta this

[weloveshortvideos]

When you realize your friend is a geek

[shinjukugewalt]

where’s his fuckin oscar i swear to god

[mariagoespro-blog]

now that leo got his golden dude it’s this guy’s turn

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

[dreaming-jaybird]

release the catrchckern 

[mariagoespro-blog]

my entire life is fine print

I did not sign up for this

[angry90slesbian]

This lady is wearing pants with HER OWN FUCKING FACE ON THEM

[thebigbiwolf]

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

[satanstrousers]

current aesthetic: the history professor

[velvetjailofcrimes-deactivated2]

current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

[datvikingtho]

current aesthetic: the principal who really wants to get in on this sexyfest, but also doesn’t want this whole thing to blow up in his face.

[professor-remus-deactivated2018]

aesthetic: the librarian who nearly exposes the whole affair before joining in.

[welpwomp]

aesthetic: The bookish guidance counselor who thinks you all need Jesus. 

[gandalfthegreywarden-deactivate]

Aesthetic: the law student in his dorm across campus who can hear everything.

[colorfuloddity]

It got better

[mysharona1987]

[tmichaelmartin]

Literally shaking with rage as I read my Facebook feed about the #MuslimBan. I imagine I’m gonna lose a few Friends with this response. 

Good.

[dirtymlpconfessions]

[slightmood]

caught the bae sleepin

[shartpostgenerator]

[unclefather]

this hoe said puppetry 

[athenakeene]

‘but how are my kids supposed to sing along to moana if it’s in another language?’ the same way i sang along to lion king brenda tell your bitch ass kids to up their fucking game

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[unclefather]

how to kiss a boy

grab his waist

slip your hand in his pocket

steal his wallet

dont even kiss him

just run

[queerdannie]

[mariagoespro-blog]

Mood:

everybody just kindly fuck off I’m hungry