maria

certified kitty girl

[mariameowss]

[lesbianhorsegirl777]

had one of the worst summers of my life but fiona apple and mykini fanfiction were there to carry me through it

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[makotoscoffee]

this was such a gaaaaag (Le Filip by Clement Louis)

[mariameowss]

I miss writing my trixya dentist wip

I wanna make a mykini one but they don’t rlly fit the vibe tbh

[dragracebutincorrectly]

Myki: I told Nini to grab snacks for everyone.

Jane, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*Nini, Juicy, and Darlene raise their hands*

[mariameowss]

La Grande Dame I miss you

[mariameowss]

I’m so so excited for new drag race France I can’t

[writingdose]

one of the best feelings tbh

[mariameowss]

Hi, I miss season 12.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[mariameowss]

I’m locked out the house. I’m a grown woman.

I’m embarrassed.

[vamplire]

sorry i moaned when ur fangs pierced my throat

[writingdose]

insane to me how, to some people, this is not a common sense

[omgheygreta]

im thinking thoughts can someone come and bonk me on the head please

[derpyavocado]

what the hell, sure

[dragongirlbunny]

"lezzing out" is basically one of the most noble activities one can do