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lostinhistory

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

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i put him in the saw bathroom

officialpenisenvy

homunculus-argument

character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!

the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!

sindri42

I love seeing dogs and wolves in movies because they’re acting so vicious but also their tails are wagging so hard unless the post-processing guys specifically edited out the tails (which is slightly less obvious but also hilarious in a different way once you spot it).

spectral-cervid

This is why I love the dog in the original casting of The Thing so damn much. I have never seen an acting dog move with such a deliberate, calm intent. It was like every single motion and gesture this animal made was intentional.

Apparently, according to the behind-the-scenes documentation, this dog was just fuckin like that. Almost never, if at all, looked at the camera crews and production teams. Never excitedly wagged his tail on set no matter how much of a good boy he was being. If he did, it was the same… deliberate motions.

His name was Jed, and even though he’s a dog, he deserves an oscar. He was an exceptionally good boy.

jadewolf-writes

Jed also played the role of White Fang in the 90s Disney film version!

I honestly can’t imagine a better portrayal of a stoic, aloof White Fang, who gradually softens, than Jed. Good boy.

graaaaceeliz

That dog knows his job, and knows he’s damn good at it, and knows he’s probably better at his job than his coworkers.

jackdaw-kraai

That dog was delivering straight up Shakespearean performances, and he probably was saddled with human coworker who had to make use of such unprofessional things as second takes.

My condolences, Jed, my condolences.

katenepveu

acrobatic squirrel

This squirrel attempted to jump a full six feet (yes, I measured) from a nearby bush to the bird feeder. Its first two misses were spectacular, so much so that when it made it on the third try, I let it hang out and eat as many peanuts as it wanted.

(I'm sorry I didn't manage to get the leaps to sync up, but I've already spent quite a lot of time turning the video into gifs that'll upload here, so.)

classically-lit-memes4u

I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no

classically-lit-memes4u

congrats to these people on being funnier than me on my own fucking post

awkwardexxodus

oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build

awkwardexxodus

the specific build in question btw

parchmentengineer

I looked up some of the artist's other builds and they're all just absolutely incredible

gray-space

This is the reason I will never get tired of this game. It’s such a canvas for creativity, you can see or discover something new about it almost every day. Like look at these! These are astoundingly beautiful!

xenoglossys

jester doodle because i miss her...

prokopetz

Friend groups in the movies: Unshakably united by shared traumas, secret handshakes, and reminiscence of better days.

Friend groups in real life: Unshakably united by cryptic references to that one time one of you managed to mispronounce the word "shrimp".

ghstpipe

replaying soon for him…

important-animal-images

derinthescarletpescatarian

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

mikkeneko

angelicguy

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.