what the dick is a sylph

Mari | ♋ | 21 | ♀

[linaprime]

I was talking with a good friend the other day, and for some reason I can’t recall the conversation led to Fire Emblem. I never played it, so I started doing some research and I found out that the character art in this game is fantastic!

And I met Titania, with whom I experienced love at first sight. So the rest of the night, my friend and I spend it talking about how fucking awesome Titania is, and he suggested I should draw her…

I almost died while coloring this, you FREAK!!

[the-gif-princess]

[mythicalpiranha-moved-deactivat]

IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND

[thischick25]

Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:

These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.

They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.

[drtanner-dickery]

SHEEPNADO

[sharkbeneaththelotus]

when your group cohesion is set higher than your flee response distance.

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

Moshpit

[nevergonnawalkpastafez]

This is actually called a sheep cyclone and it happens because sheep don’t have a hierarchy. In most herds, whichever animal is the leader will sense danger and take off running. The rest of the herd takes it’s cues from the leader and follows. Sheep, on the other hand, don’t have a leader. If the flock runs, they run, and they follow whatever fluffy tail happens to be in front of them. Usually, this works out fine for the sheep. Occasionally, however, the sheep in the front starts following the fluffy tail of the sheep in the back so the whole flock ends up running in circles, going nowhere fast.

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

sheeps are morons lmao

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

is this what the doggos are for

[0somethingcool0]

@gallusrostromegalus

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is, to my understanding, excactly WHY we have both herding and livestock guardian dogs.  Sheep are… really amazingly dumb most of the time.  

Then, once in a while, you get one sheep that’s Entirely Too Cunning and that’s when all hell breaks loose.

[gold-talisman]

Coworker told this story today and there was a literal outpouring of love.

Representation matters 

[deafchan-deactivated20201105]

Add this to the list of reasons why I love Naughty Dog

[kakunamatatq]

@marikamazing

[badsciencejokes]

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

[mrdudeguybromanmale-deactivated]

Only a fraction of you will understand this.

[not-kaiva]

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

Some people appreciate these jokes, some don’t, and the division is clear.

[rock10zxa]

[politicallyincorrectpug]

Overall, some part of us will enjoy a good laugh

[christ-chan-official]

The rest are obviously improper.

[spawkward]

[let-the-awful-song-be-heard]

Gotta love how the Nic Cage pic gets smaller each time. it’s already been reduced to a fraction of its former self

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

[kakunamatatq]

@marikamazing

[xeppeli]

[kakunamatatq]

@gafigglethorp @marikamazing

[marikamazing]

Tagged by @gafigglethorp

Rules: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better.

Relationship Status: all about that single life

Lipstick or Chapstick: chapstick because I get dry lips all the time

Last Movie: rewatched Scott Pilgrim for a school assignment

Last Song: Sledgehammer by Savant. dat drop

3 Shows: atm Riverdale, Arrested Development and Iron Fist

3 Ships: dave/terezi, john/vriska, rose/kanaya, yes I am homestuck trash

cba tagging people sorry

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

that mental illness feel where you’re tired as shit but you wanna stay awake as long as possible for some ungodly reason

[cattgirl]

d&d is great I just tried to slam a guy with a two-handed maul and missed, swinging into the floor I roll for damage against the floor bc of course I do. I roll high. The tiles are crushed to bits As a free action, I grab a handful of floor gravel and shovel it into my mouth and straight up eat it in an intimidation attempt My combat opponent is horrified. I get +2 to hit him next turn

[lapirin]

Spotify kicked me out before I could finish making this playlist for my crush, but I think it still gets the message across just fine

[userboxer]

[perceusia]

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Don’t ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Stop ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Me ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Now

[audio-medic-cant-stop-blog]

٩( ᐛ )و cause ٩( ᐛ )و im ٩( ᐛ )و havin ٩( ᐛ )و a ٩( ᐛ )و good ٩( ᐛ )و time ٩( ᐛ )و havin ٩( ᐛ )و a ٩( ᐛ )و good ٩( ᐛ )و time

[engaging-party-mode-blog]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ a ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ shooting ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ star ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ leaping ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ through ᕦ( ᐛ )ᕗ the ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ٩( ᐛ )۶ skyy y y y y

[baronrose]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ like

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ a

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ tiger

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ defying

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ the 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ laws

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ of

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ G

 ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗR

･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗA 

 ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆  ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆  ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗV

 ｡･ﾟ･*:･ ･ﾟ☆  ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗI

:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆  ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗT

｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗYYYY                  

[kakunamatatq]

@marikamazing

[stability]

Canada is rampant with conflict

[kakunamatatq]

@marikamazing

[sangatsunolion-deactivated20171]

Kimi No Na Wa (君の名は) PV

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

when your son gets locked up

[furryvergil]

when your son escapes 

[y0itsjojo]

when your son comes home

[mcsnuggie-deactivated20131031]

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

[gif87a-com]

[lazy--tuesday-deactivated201806]

there was regret instantly  

[hellenickiller]

Jeremy, why would you throw such dangerous information out there?