gaaaaaaaaay

any pronouns, queer, white as shit. over 20 y/o. Free Palestine, fuck Israel, dont be an antisemite been here for too long i reblog stuff i like. #us politics tag for usamerican political rbs, feel free to filter

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[thecrabman]

cuno slur-based weather powers

[glitterizer]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[islamprotestan-blog]

only 5 seconds

[zanyflowerpizzatrash]

i wasn't ready for that..lol

[suffer-no-humiliation]

Immediately recognized that look

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[faggyangels]

“average Doctor is really really cool” factoid actually just statistical error. average Doctor is very uncool. The ninth doctor who wore a leather jacket 24/7 and told a dalek to kill himself is an outlier and should not have been counted

[spaghetti-number1rated1997]

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[jabberwockypie]

I think people who get mad at disability benefits should try filling out the disability forms with the understanding if you do it wrong, you could die.

That isn't me being dramatic. A lot of people do die - or become homeless, or their illnesses spiral out of control because they can't afford basic necessities like food. Those things also happen in the years long wait to see if you MIGHT get approved for benefits.

I also think nobody should have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory, but I need these people to understand that that's not being caused by the disabled people who are scraping by below the poverty line.

[yaoist]

this is how it feels when someone draws something for you

[estchiyu]

ribbit comes back from the dead 🧟

[thwarp]

We will overcome abstraction through the power of gay

[enki2]

[lethalbutterfly]

That's a side quest. You're supposed to go find him.

[audhdspacewizard]

Or at least find his environmental storytelling skeleton along with a unique weapon or piece of armor.

[orteil42]

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

[dreemkast]

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[skopostheorie]

This is ruining me I can't breathe

[pastel-prouvaire-deactivated201]

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

[wdapteo]

this post is officially a decade old now

[mutantrenegade]

For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.

[ms-demeanor]

This is not a Goncharov, this literally happened, here’s the Wikipedia article about it.

[bigtiddygothhubby]

I think what makes me the most frustrated about this one is that, if you check the wiki linked above, she faced greater legal charges for having weed in her apartment when they searched her than she did for STEALING AND SELLING HUMAN REMAINS.

[anik]

i love this guy