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bruce wayne loves plants yes chef
so freaking awesome that alfred pennyworth is alive and well and happy and living really well and retired happily in the manor and eating three meals a day and surrounded by friends and family and love and happiness and that when he passes it will be in his own bed and he will not be scared or in pain am i right guys?
When Jason says "mom," he means Alfred. When Tim says "mom," he means Dick. When Dick says "mom," he means Clark. Damian almost never says "mom" because he would be referring to Talia, and he dislikes her too much to call her anything softer than "Mother." They all occasionally say "mom" to refer to Bruce. When Bruce says "mom," it's because he's having a nightmare.
*wrings hands nervously*
Hi this is my first Bruce Wayne fanart.
So like... when I write him in fics this is how I picture him in my head ftmp. Wavy salt and pepper hair, kind of androgynous. Crooked nose from it being broken. Mix of softness with sharp angles. Middle aged queen. I want him graying a little.
How I feel about him:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Clark's finally giving something he's wanted to.
Or,
‘yes bruce wayne, my best friend, your emotional walls are very high and impenetrable, now let me massage you for 8,459 words’
makes me sick that clark kent's only exposure to romance is through witnessing the sappiest and sweetest rural midwestern couple imaginable. i just know that man gushes and showers people with his love and there's absolutely nothing to hold him back. it makes me so sick.
It was perfect
superman: man of tomorrow 019 (2020)
superbat with a size difference, my beloved
Bruce was tired. He'd spent all night out, visibly partying as Brucie Wayne while Dick wore the Batsuit to squash a few worrisome rumors about his identity. His pants were ripped, he was covered in body paint and glitter, he's pretty sure he's wearing someone else's shirt, and he really just wanted to finish his carefully timed walk of shame and go to bed.
So of course almost immediately after he walks out of the hotel doors, the hair on the back of his neck stands up like he's been electrocuted. Exhausted and not thinking, Bruce just reacts. Except now he has an unconscious body in front of him and he has to cover.
By 1pm, the video, taken from the hotel's 4k security cameras, has exploded across the internet. Memes have been made, supercuts are trending, its on Gothem News.
The rest of the batfamily takes turns teasing Bruce over the video of Brucie Wayne decking the Joker, disguised as a hotel doorman, clean across the face, then, with a deadpan expression, reaching into his pocket and tossing a handful of glitter over the Joker's unconscious body.
SUPERMAN 2025 IS SO BEYOND FUCKING PEAK
A loving family, iugh
Give me that one time Batman and Superman merge in that one world's finest comic where they're fighting Hal, but make it just an overwhelming realization to clark that bruce's brain never SHUTS THE FUCK UP!!!!
Clark: Ha ha wow, that doberman in Keystone just got a bone, he sounds so happy right now :)
Bruce, in the span of about 3 seconds: if I get home before 5:30 i might be able to wedge in a half hour nap before getting ready for patrol, first thing's first I need to visit Arkham because Harvey has been acting strange lately and frankly I can't take any more from him, also Dick's birthday is tomorrow I need to remember to go to bludhaven before morning because that one bakery sells out of those kolaches we share a box of in about an hour after opening. also I need to remember to place a new fabric order for that one cape design Alfred suggested. everything hurts. my city is burning. i love my family.
Clark, instantly overstimulated: p....pupy...
superbat brainrot,,,,,,
50k word sickfic ft. identity porn and the feigning healthiness trope call it souperbat
Weird question but are you batman batman flavored, lego batman flavored, or pink lego batman flavoured.?
oh buddy i'm the whole spectrum
superbat but ummmm make them helplessly in love and ummm never have any problems ever um like at all and ummm make them sappy and make them grow old and die together and ummm yeah thanks
because quite frankly if Superman called me beautiful i don't think the world would hear from me again like i'd move to a whole new plain of reality my purpose in life would be fulfilled i'd become some third rate diety who represents something stupid like frogs or parrotfish and you know what that would be an all right eternity with me because Superman called me beautiful once. Sorry what was the question