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sydney. 22. funky lil alien

[badjokesbyjeff]

Give a man a gun and he’ll rob a bank……

Give a man a bank and he’ll rob everyone.

[shinosarna]

who radicalized jeff

[moldlover]

i lov goofy boys thats so my type

[qcrip]

Gawrsh a-hyuck

[737838438-deactivated20210613]

“who are u dressing up like that for? 😳” random ppl in the supermarket why do u ask

[valtsv]

yeah social media sucks but there is something kinda fun about being able to share my thoughts with thousands of strangers whenever i feel like it. i can't shut up and i've decided to make it everyone's problem.

[bigfloridaboy]

[possums-against-cops]

i would like to.. become a bumble bee. sit on flowers. be yellow. not go to school. not understand capitalism.

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

i cant believe all the sexy music came out when i was like 12 years old and couldnt appreciate it now. whos at the top of the charts now? ed sheeran? shawn mendes and his beard? all the one direction guys but separate this time? where’s mr. taio cruz

[yotzuyu]

[capacity]

I wanna bf that has a life like those characters from fast & the furious and he come home n I bandage his knee and urge him to b careful out there bc I’m pregnant

[capacity]

Absolutely king

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[officialjiggly]

when u run out of data for the month

[fuckyahumor]

me anywhere: ugh there are people here

[zooiboo]

tonight I dream of a bee playing the violin

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[silver-millennial]

[dailytwitterposts]

[toastbutteregg]

THREE MONTHS TIL 2020 I CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE FOR THIS

[fluorescentjellyfish-deactivate]

[spaceboy-rix]

What I love most is that we can all agree this shit timeline broke off in 2012

[hobbiciks]

world ended in 2012 and this is a fever dream all our consciousness share