Mark

[cloudsongs]

[meowsapow]

Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along

[meowsapow]

[meowsapow]

Sorry I’m legally married now I don’t make the rules.

[elijah-kamski]

I found this gem on twitter and I’m laughing so hard now

[doggosource]

he monch

[paper-mario-wiki]

reminder to any adults following me: dont forget to pay that bill

reminder to young adults following me: dont forget to drink water and take your medication if you have it

reminder to kids following me: dont forget to feed your dog and dont take your time for granted

reminder to babies following me: learn to read bitch

[fashioninfographics]

Decoding dress codes

Via

[writtenbyrain]

I HAVE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH BUSINESS CASUAL THE LAST FEW DAYS, BLESS YOUR SOUL

[bukbot]

Buk, do stars?

Bukky what are you talking about you?

[markderpzalot]

No waaaaayyyyy

[psyce]

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

[gif87a-com]

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

[shinymegacrobat]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

[queervashti]

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

HE SITS

[unclebeanbag]

Plomp

[opossumsantics]

Dafuck is wrong with this here flower…

[defilerwyrm]

she is BETRAYED

[detectivegamer]

@sudokuphobe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[neverthere12345]

[crimewave420]

I’m sorry Papa John but....

you said the N-Word…

[mysharona1987]

[thatboywiththememes]

Aaron Burr before he shoots Hamilton: What are you gonna do tell your parents?

[thatboywiththememes]

Most of you probably won’t get this

[historical-nonfiction]

When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they were accelerated to that speed.”

[some-like-it-luke-warm]

I have so much respect for historical women not murdering every man they know

[sexanax]

u ever just wanna…….suck on his fingers

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

me at the dentist :/

[sexanax]

shut up

[illusionwaltz]

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

[batter666-deactivated20180822]

so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.

[thegaybeany]

I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!

[blinkingkills]

7, but i’m an art student so

[spectrometrie]

0!!

[markderpzalot]

I got a 2!