markwadort

Weightlifter. Future Scientist. Sock Enthusiast. Giant Nerd.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Comedian Adam Conover just obliterated every stereotype about millennials in one presentation.

[iguanamouth]

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

[level27rogue-deactivated2020112]

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

[geekandmisandry]

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

[yoncemyname]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via jgrce)

[sappling]

[cryingblogger]

What did he do

[beyoncebeytwice]

it

[penisraiser-blog]

his legs are ombre

[manateefingernails]

I’m gonna die

[wakaflackalypse]

THE SOCK TAN

[spankmehillary-deactivated20220]

“We get it, you’re straight”

[spacebeets]

[corradocoia]

 #REAL FUNNY OLD SPORT

And that’s how you cut to a wide shot.

[raiseusfromperdition]

[pill-barista-deactivated2023050]

the only easter post that matters

[drakesnate]

protect him.jpg

[hirxeth]

[stability]

[barack-obottm-deactivated201504]

[skygawker]

star wars + onion headlines (pt. 1)

[aghxst]

[speculationspectrum]

Gervais speaks the truth

[ameliadrawsthings]

the next project in typography is a book of quotes from a person of our choice, so obviously i’m doing @dril tweets

have a sampling of (still work-in-progress probably) pages

EDIT: prints on redbubble now!! also i have been made aware that the “there is no cat and i am alone” tweet is actually from @rare_basement, not @dril, sorry for misattribution!

[slobbaby-deactivated20170425]

[sexioto]

so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors

yes maybelline

idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess

lol me 2 

is this the color of chilli though

ok what

?????

????????

[jethrocane]

C O N S T A N T   T O A S T

[freakxwannaxbe]

I have been laughing over this tweet for the last 10 minutes