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WHAT IS UP HOMIES WELCOME TO MY BLOG❗❗💥

marleythegoldfish intro post finally canon ??? woah !!! how crazy

(ummmm idk how dividers work I'll edit one in eventually trust)

Hi there, you can call me Marley on this humble blog of tumblr dot com!!! I'm 18 years old so if you're not cool with that maybe block me or just scroll on I guess?? idk whatever you do

I use any pronouns becuase gender is a SCAM INVENTED BY THE GOVERNMENT🗣️🗣️🗣️🤞💥💥 wear tinfoil hats never let them know what's in your pants

I'm a diabolically chronic yapper as you can probably infer

I love being creative and making things but I'm in a bit of a burnout rut rn so don't expect anything much or frequently from my ass-😭

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BELOVED MUTUALS APPRICIATION TIME <3

(in no particular order) @musicalfan78 @coca-cola08 @greenhairedotaku @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @jynxthecrafter @alostpan @starlightorphans @kittysparklezzz ILY GUYS YOU'RE LIKE TOTALLY AWESOME

Ofc I love all my mututals though, if we're both following each other you are certified pookie

(my dividers are gonna be so cool guys trust me)

MY INTERESTS <3

(below the cut cause there's a LOT)

#marley's rambling rubbish #marley's INTRO POST😱#WOOAAHH HE DOES THAT??#no freaking way

Just tried to make my way to my bedroom in complete darkness. Bad idea. Mission failed. Bloody lip

#marley's rambling rubbish #the way i walked DIRECTLY into the doorframe istg🥹#lmfao #bruh i'm so dumb

marleythegoldfish

You guys better say "ashes to ashes.... funk to funky... we know Major Tom's a junkie..." at my funeral or I'm not going

coca-cola08

I will endeavour to do as such 🫡

marleythegoldfish

Thanks man🙏 make sure they throw the sickest after-party and chuck my ashes around like confetti

You guys better say "ashes to ashes.... funk to funky... we know Major Tom's a junkie..." at my funeral or I'm not going

#marley's rambling rubbish #david bowie #scary monsters (and super creeps)#ashes to ashes

Tin Machine. Take me anywhere Tin Machine. Tin Machine take me anywhere

#marley's rambling rubbish #tin machine #usually i tag the artist the album and the song #but that is all three of those things in one tag #now i don't know what else to tag this post with #umm #david bowie #someone take marley's phone away

daily affirmations:

chev's brakes are snarling as you stumble across the road

but the day breaks instead so you hurry home

don't let the sun blast your shadow

don't let the milk float ride your mind

they're so natural, religiously unkind

oh no love you're not alone

#marley's rambling rubbish #david bowie #the rise and fall of ziggy stardust and the spiders from mars #rock n roll suicide #this song genuinely saved me #😭😭🥹🥹🥲i'm😭🥹🥲🥲😭😭 not alone🥲🥹🥲🥹😭🥲🥹😭😭🥲#thank you mr bowie #i love you mr bowie

clonerightsagenda

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account

the fact that on my way out of seeing the hadestown proshot with my sibling i was walking to the theater exit and without even thinking about it i turned around to see where they were... yeah. yeah.

hiveswap

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

vulturevanity

I think we need to kill the sentiment that people lose their right to personhood once they do something bad enough

vulturevanity

I don't know who needs to hear this but you need to stop dehumanising people even if those people are "abusers" or "creeps" because you need to understand that you are not immune to doing something equally as bad

Abusers and creeps are not some species of especially heinous animal or alien or monster wearing the face of a human. They're people. And you NEED to drill it into your head that they are people because you NEED to remember that people are capable of doingn heinous shit. And you are a person. And your loved ones are people.

By emotionally classifying people who have done heinous things as subhuman filth incapable of thinking and feeling and acting just like you and me, and by using that emotional dehumanization as a reason to deny those people any compassion or support on a systemic level, you risk becoming blind to abuse/violence perpetrated by someone close to you or even yourself. Because if "abusers don't deserve rights", then you won't ever want to admit or accept that you or a loved one is perpetrating abuse, and that makes stopping the abuse or preventing further abuse much harder. This is how you end up excuaing abusive behaviour on the grounds that, since you don't see someone as a disgusting subhuman pile of garbage therefore they can't possibly be An Abuser, Trademark

vulturevanity

And here'a the even harder pill to swallow: since the world isn't split into "abusers" and "good people", in the same way you or someone you love can inflict abuse/violence on others, the people who HAVE inflicted abuse/violence on others can, in fact, change and become better people

There is no bottomless chasm of moral uncleanliness that someone can run off and fall into and get stuck in forever. People can do better. Yes, even those people. You HAVE to accept this. Otherwise not only is there no motivation for anyone to try and do better (which is when people become stuck in a cycle of violence and abuse they don't want to escape), but your idea of a perfect justice system doesn't look any different from Literal Christian Hell. And I HOPE you understand that Literal Christian Hell is, to put it very lightly, not a good justice system.

trickedsparrow

Unchecked and fear-driven dehumanization is the brick foundation for fascism.

the-quasar-hero

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

audliminal

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

elucubrare

You’ve heard of “i didn’t say it was good, i said i liked it,” get ready for “i said it had some technical problems & didn’t fully deliver on its themes, not that i didn’t like it”

elucubrare

#I voiced a criticism of some of its aspects#which in no way implies I did not like it#“and especially does not imply that I would like to hear a defense of it of the form 'shut up and let people have fun'”

REALLY endorsing these tags from galileosballs

neurotiddies

RB IF YOU AGREE

stiksandthrones

sreegs

disgruntled-neighborhood-wife

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

squareallworthy

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

storm-of-feathers

What

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

ovenroastedtwerkey

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

yoinky-sploinky

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

ovenroastedtwerkey

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

kenzily8

you know the generations cooked when we’re talking abt sheep wool and that turns into stockpiling sheep piss 🥀

cosmipepper

you haven't truly lived until this post is the first thing you see when you wake up i had to leave and come back 10 minutes later

deviouscrackers

Lol wouldn't it be sad if the wool was losing the soul, but rather of piece of it. So by the time it dies it's lost all it's soul

bish0ps

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

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