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WHAT IS UP HOMIES WELCOME TO MY BLOG❗❗💥

marleythegoldfish intro post finally canon ??? woah !!! how crazy

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Hi there, you can call me Marley on this here humble blog of tumblr dot com!!! I'm 17 years old, and I will be fine with any pronouns but maybe might slightly prefer he/they perhaps just a little bit... I have a very strange relationship with gender though so whatever the hell is lowkey fine lmao--

I'm a diabolically chronic yapper as you can probably infer

I love being creative and making things but I'm in a bit of a burnout rut rn so don't expect anything much or frequently from my ass-😭

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BELOVED MUTUALS APPRICIATION TIME <3

(in no particular order) @musicalfan78 @coca-cola08 @greenhairedotaku @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @jynxthecrafter @alostpan @starlightorphans @kittysparklezzz ILY GUYS YOU'RE LIKE TOTALLY AWESOME

Ofc I love all my mututals though, if we're both following each other you are certified pookie

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MY INTERESTS <3

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#marley's rambling rubbish #marley's INTRO POST😱#WOOAAHH HE DOES THAT??#no freaking way

emotional-traffic-cone

crazy how mwtfdydg literally looks like a key smash but every byler knows exactly what it means

Annoyed with how sick I am of Some People

#marley's rambling rubbish #like that is my best friend why do I lowkey hate them rn

cloudabserk

i think hannibal was woobifying will graham in those sessions. somebody check his notepad

mollymerula

we need to normalize a tradition where nonpartnering aros are like "hey, i'm officially never getting married, please come to this party and give me whatever kitchenware you would have bought me for a wedding"

marleythegoldfish

@jynxthecrafter what do you want for your hypothetical wedding party

bonnibid

i can't get you out of my head !

verlydub

This is actually raspberry jam🩸

apcqlypse

mfs will complain fandom is "dying" and then bully and harass and police fic writers and fan artists

jewfrogs

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

everybidenjusthavegoodtime

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

lettersfrompanem

the "I'm not a drinker myself" to gradually becoming an alcoholic to numb out the pain pipeline

the "I don't want them to change me. turn me into something I'm not" to being turned into a mutt version of himself pipeline

the "I do everything in my power to protect my sister" to losing her anyway pipeline

redisnotonfire

shout out to suzanne collins for, in the middle of Everything Else she was doing in sotr, dropping a paragraph that’s just “btw fuck ai”

unwelcome-ozian

roach-works

when i was getting trained as a welder the guys started playing sneaky grabass with each other and with me. i almost hit a few people while holding dangerous tools in my hand because they wouldn’t stop grabbing me from behind, then laughing that i ‘almost’ hit them, so i finally had to go to the instructor and say, look, i’ve had years and years of self defense training due the fact i’m a very small weirdo who is in legitimate danger of getting hatecrimed and at some point one of these guys is going to goose me again and im going to bury a wrench in his eye. get them to stop grabbing me, because i don’t want to get kicked out for hitting people.

the next day i ended up punching someone in the face with a doughnut in my fist because she thought i was being a big fucking buzzkill who tattled to teacher about a harmless game, and, guess what, grabbed my butt. i got icing all over her hair. she complained to teacher...who let everyone know that this was why they weren’t supposed to be playing grabass in the fucking shop.

anyway don’t fucking sneak up on twitchy little queers with hypervigilance, it fucking sucks and you’re lucky if you get a doughnut to a face instead of a hammer.

kyraneko

given that this was a welding class, I was expecting this to end up so much worse

motherhenna

Pre-Arena portraits of Katniss and Peeta for the 74th Hunger games.

eaglerayys

Suzanne Collins just said fuck you to everyone who’s ever critiqued the Hunger Games as being a “teen girl saves the day” story. She said oh, Mockingjay didn’t make it clear enough? Here’s a book about how people have been rebelling for decades only to have their efforts suppressed and propagandized. Rebellion takes time and it takes failure and Katniss may have been the spark that ignited the wildfire but she did so standing atop the doused flames of everyone who came before her.

modernmusess

katniss: everyone’s so focused on protecting peeta because they too know how pure hearted he is and believe that he—a boy they’ve never even met before—deserves to survive over them and their friends of literal decades

finnick, to literally everyone else: okay if peeta dies she’s gonna kill all of us and then herself, so hands in, protect bread boy on three-

dcvina-claires

katniss in her narration: haymitch hates peeta and i. the only reason he keeps us around at all is out of some sick sense of obligation and pity. i wish he would just drop the act

haymitch in his narration: katniss and peeta are the only reasons i haven’t killed myself yet <3

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