Brain rot :3

Bee || 27 || She/Her || MtF || Theoretical Philosopher || Musician || Bunny || Trans Dyke || Wisconsin

[dogpuppy]

Paddington needs to be in a zoo

[engygeron]

he needs to be left in an industrial processor overnight. then when our "tuna" begins to taste faintly of marmalade.. 👀 hmm. we will know

[emilycomics]

[rslashrats]

forklift who trusts you very much leading you to her nest where a newborn pallet jack is waiting and squealing and squeaking for milk and she is showing you this because she trusts ands loves you so much

[catgirl-kaiju]

This is what it means to be forklift certified

[marmalade-bunny]

Peter weller has a feline sexuality about him

[shegayonmygirl]

hang out and smoke weed we must, young skywalker

absolutely faded, we have to be

[the-big-mood]

There’s an Italian semi-pro wrestler who enters the ring dressed like a pizza chef and knocks opponents out by throwing a pizza pie at them.

[yaldabaothadeez]

(sources: 1, 2, - ocatg on bsky)

[giragirameganedan]

dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it . sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"

[butch-king-frankenstein]

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

[crawfishcomic]

The Greener Grass

[bunbunpa]

Bnnuy Ი𐑼

[siphoneuphore]

Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.

[hightide-error]

is there a type of shark colloquially called a 'maid shark' or did I just make that up

[rottingmalice]

if the princess wills it it must be so.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

i need to find that post about anthony bourdain eating a meat on a giant bone with digimon

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

found it btw

[marmalade-bunny]

I've decided to get really into solo ttrpgs. I've never played solo boardgames before but I'm so tired of videogames but still want to play something that I think this is the perfect option.

[yuu-migiwa]

2026.5

[mousegirlheart]

ridiculous fucking thing