[ponyoom]

what you know

23.2k, willmack

HEARTWARMING: These two frat boys from rival hockey teams are dating, and the internet cannot get enough of them! Wrong, wrong, and more wrong, Mack thinks, then reads it again, and again, just to make sure he’s really understanding it. Last time he checked, he and Will haven’t pledged any fraternities lately, however prone they may be to finding themselves at their shitty parties in their most desperate moments. He’s also certain they’re nowhere near dating, despite what other people on campus apparently have to say about it.  He wouldn’t call any of it heartwarming, either. Spine-chilling would be more accurate.

college/university au, explicit

[transgp]

catalan grand prix 2026 .. media day

[ponyoom]

loved your fic so much that im debating becoming an f1 girlie just to be able to fully appreciate your other works 😔 what have you done to me

omg. extremely awesome unintended side effect of my willmack fic alert 🚨🚨🚨 i am honoured. in my opinion f1 is soooo much fun (except for when it's extremely painful and terrible which is actually most days) so i highly recommend getting into it anyway (and by that i of course mean run away before it's too late) !!!!! i unfortunately mostly do have other f1 fics in the works right now but i will try to get some more willmack going asap so you don't need to go into the f1 tortureplex unless your heart truly calls you there. thank u so much i am so flattered

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[ryebreadgf]

Idk man my nervous system gets regulated from walking really really fast and elbowing groups of people taking up the whole sidewalk. like that’s what makes me feel at peace

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[f1vegas]

mikey misa on the phone to dicky: should i bring my white, cream or eggshell golf shoes to vancouver. or just be safe and bring all three

dicky: im bringing my nerf gun. and 500 things. bullets whatever. youre dead is the point

mikey: do you think macklin might. maybe i dunno. smile at me this time?

dicky suddenly heartfelt lowering the nerf gun: yeah. totally mis, he will for sure. he just didnt know you before. we’re all buddies now

macklin in the grouse grind parking lot pulling his too teeny shorts from his asscrack: oh my god aiden—AIDEN hit the gas GO that kid saw us im not getting out again [pulling the strings of his hoodie until it curls around his face, slinking deeper in the passenger seat] go go go dont roll down the window no! fuck you fuck you—hey whats up dude. you want a pic? yeah of course no problem. thanks bye…. [rolling the window up] fuck you fuck off. GO just go

will in lexington holding rigneys front paws making him dance to pharrells “happy”: mom look at this

[wanderinghalo27]

Shout out to one of the funniest sports graphics I've ever seen

[deadpoets]

[daleearnhardt]

alex_albon Bros before…?

[probablily]

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

[saintcedes]

[transcmd]

monaco pothole fancam

[ro4d-rge]

let’s all (remembers that suicide jokes are bad) speed in the pitlane

[newbromantics]

literally everything on earth happened in that race and somehow none of it happened to kimi

[albonk]

alex rubbing a photo of george

[lesbian-stick-handling]

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"