toe tap a flea

milo | TN | suck peepee

[calcifes]

Twilight (2008) / Castlevania (2017)

[ivycrowned]

go to jail

[seltzerfordogs]

white people

[liquidstar]

if i saw 4 dudes with ugly bowlcuts walking down the street id just assume it was the beatles

[liquidstar]

this is how i see the beatles

[onceiwashere]

ok how come no one was going to tell me 

 1. the property brothers are a country band now

 2. they make the worst music imaginable

[booleanbiter]

thought this was just a funny post on tungle dot com but no the property brothers really do make the stalest country music possible and now all of you have to hear it too

[onceiwashere]

this video is great neither of them could be any less visibly invested in this song

[caden]

imagine you are an unsuspecting country music fan and click on this video not knowing who the property brothers are. you are met with just a pair of singing clones

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

This guy is my absolute favorite 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[deadmutati0n]

[onlytwitterpics]

[can-oh-worm]

[highlandvalley]

[kingthekj]

Great way to start a friendship

[kingcaroline]

Trio

[ot3]

OPEN RP

“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“

[vanillacorpse]

i, aslan of narnia, wonders if you bought any sprite

[ot3]

((A talking lion!?))

“Ah, sorry Aslan-san. They only had Sierra Mist. I hope that’s okay.”

[vanillacorpse]

oh ive never tried one. let me 

hhg. what is this flavor? 

AAAUUGHG ITRS FUCKING GOOD!

[sumetal]

Mutuals

Hold out your hands

[kibumkim]

ok

[sumetal]

[kibumkim]

[thebootydiaries]

my fav thing about doctor whom is that we don’t know who the doctor is?? it’s like…who is the doctor….we literally don’t know! what an adventure. i haven’t slept in 3 days

[captainofsex-deactivated2019061]

Of course we KNOW who the Doctor is. You don’t know who the Doctor is. Stop trying to appeal to the fandom side of tumblr it’s Not Gonna Work

[thebootydiaries]

stop being mean 2 me…………i watched the movie………i like when he look in my eye with the light saver….. …

[captainofsex-deactivated2019061]

Ridiculously offensive. You’re going to FANDOM JAIL.

[thebootydiaries]

brah to what

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[cynisterrrrr-deactivated2018120]

Me: :)

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

[blkreginageorge-deactivated2017]

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[estradiol]

Due to personal reasons I will be disappearing under mysterious circumstances

[muzzable]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]