that's just life, rat

ev they/them 20-something [art tag]

[seltzerfordogs]

secret spring of revival/tunic of memories

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[thunderstruck9]

Wayne Thiebaud (American, 1920-2021), Club Sandwich, 1964. Pastel on paperboard, 7 ½ x 10 in.

[pt90]

they FeeF us BeeF. so we 𝐁𝐔𝐁. their ᵇᵘʳᵇᵘʳᵇᵘʳ

[perfectanimal]

?

[bwitiye]

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

[screenshotsofdespair]

[shittymoviedetails]

The beach that makes you old

[powerjock]

I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

[runby2]

Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery

[runby2]

sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

this is so fucking funny

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[robotblues]

the brothers Area

[friend-crow]

[birds-in-posts]

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[nextlevelsmp3]

[tboytummmy]

Ocean date

[cloudabserk]

my only real crackship is nypd blue one off characters in separate episodes in 2001, gay southern misha collins x goth pedro pascal

[cloudabserk]

wait… maybe you’re on to something

[yodaprod]

1987

[inthefallofasparrow]

why did she say that?

[courtesycalling]

Thompson's new outfit

[seltzerfordogs]

Will my psychosexual obsession with Hudson Williams lead me to finally seek out a prescription for testosterone this year. I want to look like him I want to be him I want to subsume him into my being. I want to eat him and I want him to eat me

(This is all hyperbole of course but the part of me that dreams and wants things earnestly thinks that if I took T I would look like him. Which is objectively untrue. But we’re the same height and age and are neighboring types of wasian so there’s something there. It also does not help that Rachel Reid stole my fucking identity when she created Shane Hollander. The similarities between me and Hudson are superficial but the similarities between me and Shane are weirdly specific)

(Let’s be real I would just look like an average wasian guy. Dark brown hair wikihow illustration guy. Diversity hire at the [rare genetic disorder mostly found in white people (not that I actually inherited it from anyone)] conference)