I Would Eat His Ass Out in the Marketplace

Et tu, Brute? She/her, 30, US, INTJ, Pisces, A fucking mess

[telumendils]

I thought I could never care for anyone again, until I met you.

The Golden Girls, S2E5: “Isn't It Romantic”

[eroscestlavie]

This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂

[99thpercentile]

if you’re a bard you should be able to challenge Raphael for the Orphic hammer Devil Went Down to Georgia style

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[pencil-line-deactivated20241029]

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

[lysenkoite]

[weaselle]

[abz-j-harding]

i can't cope

[bunjywunjy]

HOW are these people real

[drunkygoesonadventures]

This article has everything

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[prokopetz]

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

[adamtotscomix]

[asidewalksymphony]

[csny]

you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

[dreamingeternally]

"The fun thing for us for that end sequence was his costume -- what he would have left over from the ship. I don't really think you see it in the film but the trousers that he's wearing, they're cut from one of the flight suits. And we've done a belt buckle that's made of xenonite that Rocky would've made for him. And all of the sewing on it is a little bit - it's nowhere near as good as Jenny would normally do, so we had to purposely ask Jenny to do bad sewing at the top of his trousers, so it'd look like he would've done it.

And then our brilliant breakdown department, run by Tim Shanahan, they break everything down to look like it's 10, 20 years old. So his cardigan and the t-shirt's all faded. And even on the laces -- the laces in his chuck taylors -- because your laces always break after a certain period of time, so we found stuff that was on the ship, like elastics and stuff. There's a nice big close-up actually in the film, so you can see that they're not normal laces, they're like stuff that he would've got from the ship that he's made as make-shift laces."

Glyn Dillon, one of the costume designers on Project Hail Mary

[callmearcturus]

oh y'all KNOW I grabbed screencaps. I rec clicking through, because YEAH THE AGE ON THE CARDIGAN ESPECIALLY WOW. There's so many signs of wear, even just the collar of his polo shirt.

For comparison, the cardigan from flashbacks.

not a single person on this movie phoned in a single day of work.

[telumendils]

immortalizing my favorite stupid fucking glitch in the game

[dogpuppy]

[00000066]

[thekenobee]

the funniest man on the planet

[support]

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

[monopoison3r]

nearing the 10 year anniversary of banishing editable reblogs

[boybeetles]

There’s no mobility aids in the game so I just gave him a pet cane