Game Night sentence starters
86 starters
feel free to change gender pronouns
content warning: alcohol mention, sexual themes, violence
“Who cares about winning? Let’s get drunk!”
“_____, do not test me right now.”
“Lot of pressure here. You miss, you lose it all.”
“Oh, what’s that look? Is it me? Of course it’s me.”
“I do hope you keep me in mind for any future game nights.”
“Three bags of Tostitos Scoops, I notice.”
“It’s often we don’t appreciate what we have until it’s gone.”
“Why are you coming in through the window?”
“I am not dressed for this nonsense. This is ridiculous.”
“_____, seriously. How many photos of you with the dog filter do you need?”
“Dude, do you know what rich people are doing on their game nights these days? Fight clubs.”
“Honey, listen, you gotta stop reading Buzzfeed every second of the goddamn day.”
“Are you being sarcastic?”
“Why are you suddenly so worked up about it?”
“I’m suggesting we beat his ass.”
“No, I’ve seen his dick. It’s pretty great.”
“Maybe play a drinking game to pass the time?”
“Jesus Christ! What’s with that knife?”
“That’s a really aggressive way to carry a knife.”
“Well, then why are you breathing like you just got off the elliptical?”
“Please, can you not make this one of your things right now?”
“You’re just making this harder on yourself!”
“There’s something about this that just doesn’t feel right.”
“How could you cheat on me with a celebrity?”
“Don’t turn this around on me. Don’t you do that.”
“I don’t wanna do that. I’m not into that.”
“_____, hand me those matches. I’m about to burn this door down.”
“You’re gonna light a fire in a windowless room that we’re trapped in?”
“He must have known we were tracking him.”
“Well, this is kind of fun, isn’t it?”
“If I tell you, you’ll just obsess about it even more.”
“I usually bring these girls I wanna sleep with, and they suck! You’re like a breath of fresh air.”
“I usually go out with men I find interesting and non-stupid, so this is a bit new for me too.”
“Are we cool? Did I say something wrong?”
“Oh, you… You thought this was a date? I didn’t…”
“We don’t want the fun. We just wanna win.”
“I see you eyeing that, _____. Not on my watch!”
“This is not a game, _____!”
“_____, what the fuck is going on with you? Start talking!”
“You’re gonna have to take the bullet out.”
“You think I want you to take the bullet out? I’ve seen you try to cut a chicken.”
“Whatever you do, do not tell the cops anything.”
“Don’t you start doing that. You’re gonna make me— *gags*”
“Shh! Quiet! I know what I’m doing.”
“I will admit I have eagerly awaited a visit such as this.”
“I see. I thought I detected a certain chemistry between the two of you.”
“So many possible moves. I just don’t know where to begin.”
“C’mon, _____! Just make up your mind, please!”
“Oh, _____. What have you gotten yourself into?”
“What are you, a vampire?”
“Also, if I go home now, and then I read in the newspaper tomorrow that you all died, I’ll feel shit that I left, so I’m gonna stick around.”
“Man, this is some Django Unchained bullshit.”
“Rich people are fucked up.”
“Why is this so important to you?”
“Do you hear what you’re saying right now?”
“Look, if you’re not into this, you kinda gotta tell me.”
“So, you don’t wanna have a baby, so we can do more shit like that?”
“Do you think it’s ‘cause you’re falling for me?”
“Oh my god, you’re making this weird. Stop it.”
“You tell anyone you were coming here?”
“You’re unbelievable, you know that? You’ve always been a better person than me.”
“I think we’re gonna be okay though. I got a feeling.”
“You don’t even like spending time with me.”
“Don’t you ever exclude me again.”
“What the hell kind of psycho are you? You put us through all this just for your own amusement?”
“It’s funny, you don’t look like an asshole. Do I look like an asshole to you?”
“I have one idea. It’s so crazy though, _____, it just might work.”
“That’s some cute full-circle bullshit.”
“But then did you see when I hit him with the fire extinguisher?”
“That hurts my feelings!”
“I can’t get the drop on anyone tonight.”
“And THAT’S how you get the drop on someone!”
“You can cut me loose now.”
“I mean, I just saw a man die, but… I’m okay.”
“Plus, think about the dum-dums that have kids, right? And think about how much better our kid is gonna be than their kids. It’s gonna beat their kids at everything.”
“Our baby is gonna crush every other baby.”
“I’m just fucking with you. But that would’ve been really cool, right?”