Game Night sentence starters
86 starters
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content warning: alcohol mention, sexual themes, violence
âWho cares about winning? Letâs get drunk!â
â_____, do not test me right now.â
âLot of pressure here. You miss, you lose it all.â
âOh, whatâs that look? Is it me? Of course itâs me.â
âI do hope you keep me in mind for any future game nights.â
âThree bags of Tostitos Scoops, I notice.â
âItâs often we donât appreciate what we have until itâs gone.â
âWhy are you coming in through the window?â
âI am not dressed for this nonsense. This is ridiculous.â
â_____, seriously. How many photos of you with the dog filter do you need?â
âDude, do you know what rich people are doing on their game nights these days? Fight clubs.â
âHoney, listen, you gotta stop reading Buzzfeed every second of the goddamn day.â
âAre you being sarcastic?â
âDid you blow yourself?â
âWhy are you suddenly so worked up about it?â
âIâm suggesting we beat his ass.â
âNo, Iâve seen his dick. Itâs pretty great.â
âMaybe play a drinking game to pass the time?â
âJesus Christ! Whatâs with that knife?â
âThatâs a really aggressive way to carry a knife.â
âWell, then why are you breathing like you just got off the elliptical?â
âPlease, can you not make this one of your things right now?â
âYouâre just making this harder on yourself!â
âThereâs something about this that just doesnât feel right.â
âHow could you cheat on me with a celebrity?â
âWell, donât kick him!â
âDonât turn this around on me. Donât you do that.â
âI donât wanna do that. Iâm not into that.â
â_____, hand me those matches. Iâm about to burn this door down.â
âYouâre gonna light a fire in a windowless room that weâre trapped in?â
âHe must have known we were tracking him.â
âWhy are we crouching?â
âWell, this is kind of fun, isnât it?â
âWhereâd you get a gun?â
âIf I tell you, youâll just obsess about it even more.â
âI usually bring these girls I wanna sleep with, and they suck! Youâre like a breath of fresh air.â
âI usually go out with men I find interesting and non-stupid, so this is a bit new for me too.â
âAre we cool? Did I say something wrong?â
âOh, you⊠You thought this was a date? I didnâtâŠâ
âOh my god! You bit me!â
âWe donât want the fun. We just wanna win.â
âI see you eyeing that, _____. Not on my watch!â
âThis is not a game, _____!â
âOh my god! I shot you!â
âYou fucking shot me!â
â_____, what the fuck is going on with you? Start talking!â
âYouâre gonna have to take the bullet out.â
âYou think I want you to take the bullet out? Iâve seen you try to cut a chicken.â
âWhatever you do, do not tell the cops anything.â
âThereâs so much blood!â
âDonât you start doing that. Youâre gonna make meâ *gags*â
âShh! Quiet! I know what Iâm doing.â
âI will admit I have eagerly awaited a visit such as this.â
âI see. I thought I detected a certain chemistry between the two of you.â
âSo many possible moves. I just donât know where to begin.â
âCâmon, _____! Just make up your mind, please!â
âOh, _____. What have you gotten yourself into?â
âWhat are you, a vampire?â
âAlso, if I go home now, and then I read in the newspaper tomorrow that you all died, Iâll feel shit that I left, so Iâm gonna stick around.â
âMan, this is some Django Unchained bullshit.â
âRich people are fucked up.â
âWhy is this so important to you?â
âDo you hear what youâre saying right now?â
âLook, if youâre not into this, you kinda gotta tell me.â
âSo, you donât wanna have a baby, so we can do more shit like that?â
âDo you think itâs âcause youâre falling for me?â
âOh my god, youâre making this weird. Stop it.â
âYou tell anyone you were coming here?â
âYouâre unbelievable, you know that? Youâve always been a better person than me.â
âI think weâre gonna be okay though. I got a feeling.â
âYou donât even like spending time with me.â
âDonât you ever exclude me again.â
âWhat the hell kind of psycho are you? You put us through all this just for your own amusement?â
âItâs funny, you donât look like an asshole. Do I look like an asshole to you?â
âI have one idea. Itâs so crazy though, _____, it just might work.â
âThatâs some cute full-circle bullshit.â
âBut then did you see when I hit him with the fire extinguisher?â
âThat hurts my feelings!â
âI canât get the drop on anyone tonight.â
âYes! ⊠Oh no, he died!â
âAnd THATâS how you get the drop on someone!â
âYou can cut me loose now.â
âI mean, I just saw a man die, but⊠Iâm okay.â
âPlus, think about the dum-dums that have kids, right? And think about how much better our kid is gonna be than their kids. Itâs gonna beat their kids at everything.â
âOur baby is gonna crush every other baby.â
âIâm just fucking with you. But that wouldâve been really cool, right?â