theworldjustgotlighter

что-то о себе: Shannon. Catholic INFP Always feel free to message me for a chat or a prayer request! I want to learn something new every day. Whether it be just a new word, or something that makes me different from the person next to me. I'm passionate about the world, and the people in it, and their happiness. My faith always comes first. Music Mood: The Beatles. Reading: A Game of Thrones

[kaelinedwards]

[godlydatingandfeelings]

Darling, be careful of what you do and say. For you represent Jesus

(via godlydatingandfeelings)

[goldenblackhawk-deactivated2022]

Wear your fucking seatbelts and keep your eyes on the road so you dont accidentally end someones life

[fuckyeahorchestra]

The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one. After slamming several beers in quick succession (as double bassists are prone to do), one of them looked at his watch. “Hey! We need to get back!”

“No need to panic,” said a fellow bassist. "I thought we might need some extra time, so I tied the last few pages of the conductor’s score together with string. It’ll take him a few minutes to get it untangled.“

A few moments later they staggered back to the concert hall and took their places in the orchestra. About this time, a member of the audience noticed the conductor seemed a bit edgy and said as much to her companion.

“Well, of course,” said her companion. “Don’t you see? It’s the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied, and the bassists are loaded.”

[dmajor42]

I’ve waited all my life for this pun.

[fialleril]

scowlofjustice

[nowandevermore-deactivated20171]

facethefall

[profiting]

when you just got done arguing with your mom and you realized your hungry

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that I don’t even exist in your life, yet you’re reading what I just typed.

[anastasiyakst]

[venicreatorspiritus]

[king-quarian-deactivated2016120]

People who drop you off at home and wait til you actually get inside the house to drive off are beautiful and deserve to live forever.

[de-la-valliere]

[bigbitchgetsfit]

Favorite flowers

[morphographic-blog]

Leslie Knope’s first & last words.

[sickjacket]

the epilogue for the last harry potter book should have just been thirty-year old harry forwarding dozens of cat videos a day to mcgonagall with the caption"is this u" on all of them

[punkmicheal-blog]

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

[lavraog]

this is tru

[werallmonsterslivinginadream]

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

Excellent history fact to remember;

Niccolo Machiavelli and Leonardo Da Vinci, most likely at the behest of the Borgias, once conspired to steal a river.

That’s right folks. They planned to change the course of the Arno River so that they could steal it from Pisa and make Florence accessible by sea. 

Please take a moment to imagine that.

Please. 

[mynamesdrstuff]

‘So we just divert the -’

‘Don’t worry they won’t notice a thing’

[spanishskulduggery]

100% better than National Treasure.

[amuseoffyre]

This should be a wacky bromance heist film. We need more wacky historical heist films.

[stele3]

It gets better. I just had to go check on the veracity of this and discovered MORE.

Their plan failed, at which point Machiavelli decided to quietly fade out of politics…and went on to write The Prince, one of the most (in)famous pieces of Western literature.

Da Vinci, meanwhile, never forgot the river that got away. In fact, he made it the background of one of his most famous paintings–hell, one of the most famous paintings, period.

Yup, that’s the fucking river.

[gerardwaye-deactivated20160616]

doctor: so what is bothering u

me: *stares aggressively at mom & waits for her to answer for me*

[drinkpisspissblood]

im not even in the one direction fandom but i follow all the scandals like a suburban wine mom asking her teenage daughter about the high school drama