27||Transfemme||Monsterfucker

I will find your god, cut its throat, and raise its children for my own.

[marrow-leech]

About me

I go by Terra, and this is my “I am too fucking lazy to make separate blogs for horny stuff, video game stuff, and general tumblr garbage” Blog.

ᛇ - I was born in 96 (25 at the time of writing this)

⚥ - I am transfemme, been transitioned since like 2015 and still sorting shit out?!

📱 - I have a twitter and AO3 feel free to embrace that garbage if you would like

🎮 - I mostly read and game. Indie roguelikes are my shit, but you can catch me in the tar pits of Destiny 2, Warframe, and MHW/MHS2 often.

💜 - I am polyamorous! With 5 (at the time of writing this) partners, happily content with them, but always looking for more friends :) 婬 - I am always down to be sexual and open, questions are encouraged and if you ask nice enough, you might get to see my ass or something ;3

I have been using this site on and off since 2013 and I still know jack shit on how to use it, I am a glorified fucking boomer. Pee ur pant.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I need to research why pokemon cards are so expensive. Computer! Show me "pokemon inflation"

[crtter]

[valtsv]

the flesh putrefies, the machine rusts, and the divine corrupts, and so the rot remains supreme

[valtsv]

[calm-before-the]

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

[fodsley]

you can move files around on your desktop using click and drag. try it now

[calm-before-the]

this is so fuckign stressful

[spicymancer]

Stun Gun. The last comic may have inaccurately painted Quiver as having her shit together.

I can assure you this is not the case.

At least she got the right arrow this time. 

[catasters]

[amirrorcalledthemoon]

[wordfather]

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

[brightgreendandelions]

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

[wordfather]

okay you werent supposed to know that

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

[chill4234-reblogs]

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

[deanwinchesterapologist]

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

[only-tiktoks]

[pointnclick]

remember when larian put all the data together from the most popular character creator picks in bg3. and they thought there was a mistake, so they ran the numbers again, and no - the result was just authentically, in a world where you can be pink, and have glowing eyes, and horns, and a tail, the result was the most generic looking human white guy with brown hair

[pointnclick]

"it's me, John Baldur"

[pointnclick]

"it's always baldest before the gate"

[pointnclick]

i love when he said it's balding time and just balded all over

[nyancrimew]

hey isn't it dangerous to put your irl name on your tumblr like that?

i am wanted by the us government

[eggblackoutpoetry]

[cybelusreverie]

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

[cybelusreverie]

hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay

[cybelusreverie]

literally how the fuck did i forget the clown

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[itznarcotic]

[sylthana]

I may or may not have found a gif version and overlayed some text on it.

[sylthana]

Oh yeah, in order to make that I also needed to add the take your meds lines too.

[yamada-ryo]

[writing-prompt-s]

magical girls are real, and you have been chosen by a magical creature to become one. The only problem is your a full grown man with 2 kids and a wife.

[steampoweredwerehog]

Magical girl William—I mean Strawberry Seraph 🍓✨💖

[the-cooler-erinsintra]

such a raw-ass pose. do you think they were asked to pose like this or they just did that

[pnfoutofcontext]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

My guy where are your meds