[meezer]

he’s got that etsy pussy

[medievaljournalist]

can i borrow the mandate of heaven for like 5 minutes

[nonexistent-triangle]

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

[seventyeight-moose]

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

[nonexistent-triangle]

We have to find it

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

?

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[maxxie-or-smth]

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

[charlottan]

my first words were wikipedia.com

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[ararexic]

today i offered nothing. good night everyone!!!

[kosmogrl]

[marsdemo]

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

[northirish]

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

[kosmogrl]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[gets a new mutual] i look forward to working with you