love child of solangelo

[marshalls-galaxy]

So I believe (wow, it's been a while since I done one of these.) That the person they were meeting was Rufus Shinra. Cloud just wanted to disappear forever. But what did Rufus do... of course, he would make bedroom eyes at Cloud. Like calm down you damn simp.

Rufus wants to make business with the balamb garden. There is a place rather hard to reach by foot, but with the flying balamb garden, it should be a piece of cake.

After that, he continues trying to flirt with Cloud. Cloud, though, was done with that man since he first met him and his dumb dog. So he slapped Rufus with such a force that he fell off the armchair.

That immediately alarmed Reno and Rude. Reno, for the first time all night, realises who the blonde in the dress is.

Cloud is completely done with the people he knows in that weird way just goes. He would rather leave Squall alone than spend a second longer with Reno, Rude, and Rufus Shinra.

And for all of Squall "whatever" energy. He is just so confused with what just happened the past 78 seconds. Not that someone could say it when they look at his face. Stone cold as always.

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Okay, small story time out of my life.

Today, I was at Lidl, where I walked into a boy who was at best 7 years old. Now you are probably asking "why the fuck are you telling us that."

Well, because the boy and I had on the same fucking outfit, that's why.

The weirdest thing, though, was when our gases met and both of our brains were working, reailzing we both wear the same.

And even weirder was that I knew the boy, because when he was 3 years old I worked at the Kindergarten he was at and his mom yelled his name through Lidl, like really loudly. And I was like "yep it's the same kid."

So yeah, I have the same outfit, like a 7 year old.

Guess I just find myself a hole and never come back out again.

[marshalls-galaxy]

Okay, small story time out of my life.

Do some of you remember the original beyblade series from the early 2000s. I just watched something of it again, because YouTube suggested it to me and I was like "Hey, I liked that when I was a kid maybe I should give it a go again."

And I just realised something. Remember Tyson? The protagonist from the series and his outfit. I have the exact same outfit, and it is one of my favourite outfits I have.

Think about it it's been like 13 years since I last saw this show, and now I have the same outfit as the protagonist, who is fictional. Like what the fuck!

Why is it always me.... I can't do this anymore.

[marshalls-galaxy]

Okay, small story time out of my life.

Today, my classmates and I talked about the future and what we want. Everyone, but I took it seriously. My classmates talked about buying a house, finding a good paying job or traveling. Stuff that could happen, well not me. When it was my turn, I said I want to be the old Lady that the kids in the neighborhood believe is a witch. I want that. I want that the parents of these kids have to tell them at least 3 times a month that misses Koch is not a witch, just an old woman living alone. And I will dress crazy! Colorful skirts, dresses, shirts and a fuck ton of jewelry. Like these huge earrings. I want that shit.

Plus a walking cane, but not a cane out of plastic. I want one out of wood with the metal thing at the end so that it will make a sound every time it hits the ground. I still have my grandpas old one.

The next thing I want so that the kids believe I'm a witch is planting my own vegetables, fruit and herbs. Especially herbs! Then I will go over to them and give them a part of what I harvested.

I can't wait to be an old crazy Lady. I will make all the kids in my neighborhood believe that I am the greatest witch ever.

[marshalls-galaxy]

To all the people that are having their phone with the screen up at night. I don't know who hurt you

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But I will be the next.

[marshalls-galaxy]

I still have the Wattpad app install on my phone, but manly, I am reading on ao3. Just sometimes I'm needing the cringe back again from Wattpad. And all of you know what I am talking about, Wattpad 2016, where everything was possible. True mates, mafia, vampire x werewolf or a rock star fall in love with the book girl. Yeah, the good old times. We all loved it. And sometimes when I am finish reading a masterpiece on ao3 and a thinking "wow that was great!" I go to Wattpad and start reading the exact same stories I read 8 years ago. Believe me, those fanfiction aren't great, but it is for the cringe. They are so cringy that they are good again. You all know what I'm talking about. It is so bad and cringy that it is just good again.

So yeah, if you need a little cringe back in your life... Wattpad will and can help you.

[marshalls-galaxy]

Alright, I was born in the early 2000's and the very first pokémon game I owned myself was pokémon black. And guys you don't know the want, the desire to have the game remake and to be able to play it on the switch.

I love the story, I love the characters, I love the evil team. You can't tell me that black/white didn't had one of the best, if not the best, story out of the games. Okay maybe I'm a bit bias because it was my first game. But who cares.

I just want it to be on the switch crushing on N again. Nobody can tell me they didn't had a crush on N while playing the game. Little me was in love with him the second I saw him.

Well that's it.

I just came here to rant about it.

[marshalls-galaxy]

My friend just started calling me ghost girl. Not sure how to feel about it.

[marshalls-galaxy]

Alright, it been like 3 weeks and I came to terms with it that I am Solangelo's love child.

Now I have something to say/ask.

First of all @apollos-favorite-child who is the council? How did you decided that I am their child? Don't get me wrong I love my dads, but how did you decide. Did the council just meet and was like: "totally passed the vibe check" or what?

The next thing is that I have talked to my friend again. (He, by the way, loves you guys for agreeing with him) well he said that I am really like papa Nico (yes, he started to call them papa Nico and dad or daddy Will) not even just by character, but by the things that happend to me too. You see guys, I was kind of force to out me too, when I was younger. It wasn't bad as other had experienced (I didn't get bullied or anything in that way, but people started looking at me differently) it still shattered me.

But anyway let's moving on.

And now the last thing. To all my aunts, uncles and grandparents on this app... it's about damn time you step up your game. Because I am missing some birthday and christmas gifts from the last few years.

If not... Jason will be my favorit uncle.

[marshalls-galaxy]

Okay, small story time out of my life.

A few days ago a friend of my friend called me the love child of Nico di angelo and Will solace. Which is wierd but I didn't asked why. Now that I'm thinking about it they probably think I don't know who these two are.

But whatever let's come back to the story. So I was really confused, because why will someone call me that. After some thinking I asked a friend, who is kind of into the Percy Jackson fandom, how I can be the love child of Nico di angelo and Will solace. My friend looked me dead in the eyes and said because you are.

Because I am?

The fuck?!

Now I'm obviously even more confused than I was before. So I did was everyone would do... ask why.

Than he started with my clothes either I'm wearing a green flanell or a tshirt with skulls on it. Right at that moment I wanted to disagree... til I realize I was wearing a tshirt with skulls on it. So just shut up.

His second point was how my character is. That I'm kindo of a loner, like nico, who thinks they are not good enough. But he said that I'm also the voice of reason and pretty cocky sometimes too, like Will.

The third point is my wierd skills that I just have. (Like seriously I don't know why I can do that) I have surprisingly good sword fighting skills. (My friends are saying it looks so natural when I did it. HOW CAN SWORD FIGHTING LOOK NATURAL?!!) And than I'm wierdly good at Archery. (One friend even said once that it's scary that I'm so good at it.)

...

I am having a crisis now. Am I the love child of Nico di angelo and Will solace?

[marshalls-galaxy]

Am I the only one who believes that Squall is petty, but Cloud is pettier. At least Cloud is doing something when he is petty to Squall, when he himself is petty too, and suddenly Squall's pettiness goes up to like Max. Level.

Just me? Okay.

[marshalls-galaxy]

So I believe the reason why Squall took Cloud with on the misssion is because it was too dangerous for the girls. Which is total nonsense, Selphie or Quistis are capable to defend themself. Squall just wanted to see the infamious Cloud Strife in action finally. Even if it is just in a dress, trying not to look piss. Didn't really work.

Cloud got even more piss when he saw two fimiliar people, Reno and Rude. Reno didn't even recognize him. Rude did, but was like:

"This is not my problem that Cloud is here and is wearing a fucking dress."

So he simply ignored it.

Which Cloud was rather happy about. Between the two Turks he always liked Rude more.

It didn't really happend much after that with those two. So Squall and Cloud made their way to the second floor. There they should get something from someone.

But ohh man they, or mostly Cloud, were in for a suprise.

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So I believe that Cloud had like a "good" time at the balamb garden, at first. Besides of Seifer, who was still watching him like he was the devil himself. Until he had to go on a mission with Squall. It wasn't bad.... til Squall told Cloud that he needs to put on a dress. And believe me when I say that Cloud will do a lot of things, but putting on a dress for the second time in his life was none of them.

So they argued, to the point where there were a knock on the door and the staff of the place they were at, asked them to please keep it down. After that breaking point, Cloud not so willingly agreed to wearing the dress.

One thing Cloud hates about his body is that the second he is putting on something that's to cover up his arms, he looks like his 16-year-old self again. He is just the kid, who joint the army because he wants to be a soldier. Then he looked to Squall and envy him. Squall was just a few years younger than him, and he had such a good physique.

So yeah, that's a part of how Cloud's life was in the balamb garden. Believe me, it's get so much worse than just Cloud in a dress again

[marshalls-galaxy]

So I believe that Squall got in contact with the local authority. It worked better that way for him. Let's just say Cloud can to a lot of stuff but he is done fighting with the fucking government.

The authority said if they not gonna deal with it, they will shut down seven heaven. obviously not happening. Thats how they ended up infornt of the balamb garden. They were greeted by a happy selphie, a not so happy Quistis and a even less happier Seifer. Who still have a broken nose. He wasn't the biggest fan of Cloud thats for sure.

So in the moment Cloud step in the Garden Seifer watched him like he was his eyeball. It wasn't the nicest time he had there.

May I also say that they got a letter from the Commander when they have to Show up at the garden. They didn't know who the Commander was. It was a big suprise for them when they saw the last "asshole" according to barret.

There was a lot of yelling from Barret's side. But in the end they came to an agreement.

Cloud have to work for a time for them. Yeah he wasn't very pleased about it. All because Squall did his researched on him.

He was pretty impressed of his achievement. Everything he did and everything he will do. Yeah Squall was pleased when they got more than the halve of the money back and Cloud have to work for him 4 months.

So tifa and barret left after all was settled and done and Cloud haved to stay there. He was shown were he was going to stay for the next 4 months.

It's gonna be long 4 months for Cloud.

[marshalls-galaxy]

So I believe there was a reason why squall was at the doorstep of the seven heaven. It's because he had to collect money from barret for doing a Mission for him. Well they failed but still want their money. Barret refused to give it to them. Because they failed he thinks that they should not get the money. Squall wasn't the first one of the seed that came for the money. The first one was selphie, tried to do it the civilian way, didn't work out. Second was Quistis, she demanded the money, didn't work out either. Hell they even let Seifer give it a shoot. He nearly break a table, but cloud manged to get him out before it could happend. In the process of trying to getting the money Seifer got his ass handed to him by Cloud.

That's the moment Commander Squall Leonhart comes in the picture.

There he is at the doorstep of seven heaven and asking "nicely" for Barret. Cloud wasn't having it and was ready to beat the next stupid seed if he was trying to do something.

They got into a fight kind of. Actually Squall was losing his shit and Cloud thought it was fucking hilarious.

In the end Squall walked away before picking a real fight with Cloud.

He probably is thinking now how he will get the money, because it was a huge amount of money.

[marshalls-galaxy]

So I believe Cloud and Sephiroth used to be a couple. But well Sephiroth screwed up with all that Jenova stuff. They broke up if you ask Cloud. Sephiroth would said something else, that they are still together and going stronger then ever.

Hell he is even telling people that they are getting married.

Then the Events of final fantasy 7 ended and Cloud was properly like "I will never be in a Relationship again."

So yeah it was going pretty good for Cloud for a while. Til the day Squall Leonhart showed up at his frontdoor asking for Barret and after he leaves Tifa was like "that was a total hottie don't you think so Cloud?" Cloud never answered that question.

Squall Leonhart is a good looking guy and not even Cloud could denied that simple fact.

Tifa still got her answer even with no answer. It was her new mission to get her best friend a new, and hopefully good, boyfriend.

So Tifa was the first Strifehart shipper out there and she would to anything to make her ship happend.

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inconsistency is a way of life

an idea that has been festering in my mind ever since i discovered them,,

Since the day I have seen this master piece there was a idea in my head. What if this was the start of they're Lovestory. Image what if cloud and squall could not stand eachother at first but slowly falling in love. Got married, adopted a child (not Sora) a baby girl.

Because I'm pretty sure that one dad is hard to deal with but TWO would be a whole now challenge and they are still Cloud strife and Squall leonhart so good luck with that.