Marshmallowlolita

Had a brief career importing dandruff in the government sector. At the moment I'm getting to know accordians in Bethesda, MD. Once had a dream of getting to know fried chicken in the UK. Spent the 80's lecturing about dust in Orlando, FL. Won several awards for researching jump ropes in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Garnered an industry award while getting my feet wet with carp in Las Vegas, NV.

[cringeass]

[homelanders]

sad beige song for sad beige childrün

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assume at all times that my posts are made to be as deliberately malicious as possible and specifically targeting you

[craigslisthorses]

Best ad ever

[liketheshygirl]

Where is the lie thou?

[mothman-duncan]

david mansplainar två sångerskor är den energin jag vill ta med mig i 2020-talet

[darkarchercatalyst]

Me: I will trade you my firstborn child for a bowl of cheese dip.

My wife, taking our daughter and giving me her half-eaten snack: Please don’t say it like that.

[animals-addiction]

The real queen

[annperkyperkins]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[king-monky]

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

It can happen to the

of us

[practicallyoblivious-blog]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[iamnotlanuk]

I hope they keep making Christmas Prince movies like the Fast & Furious movies where there’s so many and the stakes keep getting higher and higher. Like the next one should be about a supervirus beginning to hit Europe and it’s heading to Aldovia where Queen Amber discovers it might have been manufactured by a local scientist and not only must she find them in order for a vaccine to be manufactured, she must also discover who is behind unleashing it in the first place. Could it be Simon? Meanwhile there’s an ancient but obscure law in Aldovia that’s been uncovered recently where her royal baby is not allowed to be vaccinated and she has to figure out how to change that while also trying to figure out the vaccine to save everyone else too. And also it’s Christmas.

[canonkiller]

one of the horse shows my mom goes to had a ‘red carpet’ theme, so she commissioned me to edit people’s horses on to movie posters of their choosing. here are the results. 

there’s no way to make a horse pun with ‘shrek’.

[thecinematichorse]

This is- legendary!!