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Mars | 28 | any pronouns

[girlballs]

The thing is that grabbing penis and balls is literally just fun. Not even for sexual reasons, it's just a pleasing tactile experience. We should normalize just kind of honking your friend's hog like a stim toy in a non-sexual way.

[ooppo]

Guards! Fuck each other witless against the floor. Her royal highness requires references for her yaoi drawings of the knights of the round table fandom

[miraclemaya]

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

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SIN TíTULO by René Peña

[lakevida]

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

[kaaaaaaarf]

is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

To flesh this out a little bit more: both Megan Thee Stallion and Hozier write and sing really sexual songs, but they’re different in that Hozier’s music is typically “let me worship you” while Megan’s is usually “I’m worshipping myself,” which makes all the difference because it’s an acceptance of power rather than the giving of it. He’s the sinner, she’s the saint. However, taking their difference in genres out of it, people don’t usually seem to take Megan Thee Stallion’s music seriously in comparison to Hozier because a) her lyrics are more overtly and blatantly sexual and b)she’s claiming her sexuality for herself, and that scares a lot of people. The secret, no-one-wants-to-talk-about reason is that she’s a confident black woman, which terrifies people way than sex does. In conclusion, Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion are two sides of the same poetic, sexual coin, but people just don’t want to admit it. Which is WHY a collaboration between Hozier and Megan would be so powerful that it would change the timeline as we know it yes I will elaborate 

[iamasalmon]

the thing about fiber art that nobody tells you about is that every single kind of fiber art is a gateway drug to other kinds of fiber art.

[darthraven213]

Carl’s real class is actually Explosives Hoarder guys

[devilboydogman]

Trent Reznor: *Practically having sex with the microphone in stage, moaning as he sings* Hnnng Gotta go faster, don’t slow down, put it in me harder,

[Artist’s note: this song is not about sex but is rather an elaborate fictional story about a man in metaphysical crisis fighting the war against the extinction of humanity,

[lexibelle]

I bet you never thought you’d see a NIN crochet lace doily…..

[velvetys]

Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[kakyoins-roblox-gf]

Do u think after the dungeon Carl has the same problem as Tony Hawk where nobody recognizes him unless he's got his equivalent of a skateboard?

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[kathaletta]

some silly sketches of Carl and Donut that I drew for shits and giggles 🙃