☙Princess❧

❀ I'm Nobody's little weasel ✿

[ruinedchildhood]

[meganscheekgrab]

When that beat dropped!!

[brianabreeze-deactivated2019010]

Meeee🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[theawesomeraccoon]

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

[impossiblerebelblaze]

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

[fangirlhaley]

This is my favorite video ever

[asbesitos-deactivated20180819]

pics that make you go harrumph

[asbesitos-deactivated20180819]

[boyy-bait]

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfao the pause

[hunchoeatsfirst]

where’s the lie

[samthe-onion-nigga]

THEY CAME THAT WAY!!

[yama-t-h-a-founder]

I’m stupid dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly

[atomicbrawlers]

[shesmelancholy]

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[whitmoreindustries]

am I doing the meme right

[lobstronomousskeleton]

i hope this inspires a new one.

[weloveshortvideos]

[disgustinganimals]

Don’t hire this cleaning service

[setheverman]

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

[catsbeaversandducks]

[sindri42]

High quality content.

[tiddiebaby-deactivated20210816]

black cats giving me high quality bleps is a big mood

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

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this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own

[sykoskittles]

I needed this more than I care to admit

[thebestoftumbling]

girls teaching dog to bounce on mattress 

[poser-in-a-parkuhh]

Love it!

[bromojumbo]

*slams fist on table* THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I LIKE TO SEE

[itsonlyaubrey]

Dogs are so important and we must protect them at all costs

[blakebaggott-deactivated2017041]

[archiemcphee]

Because sometimes what you need most is baby hippos, lots of baby hippos.

Head over to Bored Panda for even more squee-worthy hippo babies.

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