AU version of marthahajo. Not with any Thomas right now.
Will work on a better intro later-
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@marthahaha
AU version of marthahajo. Not with any Thomas right now.
Will work on a better intro later-
noms
Oh! Hello handsome! How are you?
He laughs as their meal and drinks arrive, a chicken snitzle with Neapolitan sauce covered with melted cheese, a Guinness and a Vodka berry drink.
Seraph smiles and takes his pint glass. "Bottoms up."
Martha smiles and takes her drink. "Cheers, my dear!"
They enjoy a nice dinner, light conversation, Seraph talking about his teen girls, more drinks are ordered as they have fun.
They might drink a bit too much... Well Seraph, Martha seems to have a cast iron liver.
Or maybe it just seems that way, given that Martha's face is a little flushed and she started laughing just a bit louder then usual. At some point while they were talking, she wrapped an arm around his shoulder, partially sitting on his lap by now.
He smiles. "May I be so bold as to kiss you? Or you want to head back to the car?" His face a little flushed.
Martha runs a hand through his hair, humming. "Mmmhh, I hope you aren't you're driving, are you, my dearest?"
"Oh not at all, we need a cab at this rate." He leans in, almost nervous and kisses her as he runs a hand along her side. "Unless you got somewhere else to be?"
Martha giggles and kisses him back. "Hmmm, I don't think I got anywhere to be my dearest! Unless it is your home, that is!"
noms
Oh! Hello handsome! How are you?
He laughs as their meal and drinks arrive, a chicken snitzle with Neapolitan sauce covered with melted cheese, a Guinness and a Vodka berry drink.
Seraph smiles and takes his pint glass. "Bottoms up."
Martha smiles and takes her drink. "Cheers, my dear!"
They enjoy a nice dinner, light conversation, Seraph talking about his teen girls, more drinks are ordered as they have fun.
They might drink a bit too much... Well Seraph, Martha seems to have a cast iron liver.
Or maybe it just seems that way, given that Martha's face is a little flushed and she started laughing just a bit louder then usual. At some point while they were talking, she wrapped an arm around his shoulder, partially sitting on his lap by now.
He smiles. "May I be so bold as to kiss you? Or you want to head back to the car?" His face a little flushed.
Martha runs a hand through his hair, humming. "Mmmhh, I hope you aren't you're driving, are you, my dearest?"
Send 💋✋ for my muse to almost kiss yours
Send 💋👀 for your muse to almost kiss mine
Bonus points for setting the scene
I wish I knew the context for this image but this just made me happy genuinely
@jokergotaway @jokerwithcrowbar
Damn, the Bat got you two a big work out, didn't he?
🍆
(@jokergotaway) (LOL)
Martha made herself comfortable, taking a good, long look at the nude she assumed was very intentionally send to her.
"The lighting is making you look awful. Also! Still being wet from whatever when taking one also gives a very nice effect! Besides that? I think it's almost as big as my Batsy's!"
For Martha.
Oh?~
Why helloooo there handsome!
"I am mixed, treats are nice.... But I just spent most of the day working on your treats you see, kinda deadly." He sips the wine, a good vintage.
Martha huffs and also takes a sip. "Most! ... and what is fun without a bit of danger, right handsome?"
She runs her free hand through his hair.
He leans into it. "True.... How risky is tonight?" He asked softly, running a hand along her cheek.
Martha leans her head against his hand. "Hmmm. A 3, I suppose. Still have to keep things interesting!"
Slowly leans in and gently kisses those crimson lips. "3 is doable."
Martha kisses back, letting out a giggle while doing so.
"Oh no, what will HR say?" He jokes, placing his spare hand on her hip.
Martha chuckles and shifts to take a seat on his lap. "Ohhh. I think I may be convincing to have them overlook that if they do say something about it. Which I hope won't happen."
Send 🍆 for my muse’s reaction to being sent a very intentional nude Or Send “Ѡ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes.
Fluffy and Affectionate Ask Meme
“You’ve got something in your hair, let me get it.”
“Boop.”
“You look cuter when you smile, you know.”
“Finally! I got you to laugh.”
“May I kiss you?”
“I’m saying I like you.”
“I’m here.”
“Do you want me to stay with you?”
“Here. It’s hot chocolate, it’ll make you feel a little better.”
“Come here, you idiot.”
“You want to stay over with me?”
“I don’t mind if it’s you.”
“Is that supposed to bother me? Because it doesn’t.”
“I’m going to hug you, alright?”
“I can’t sleep alone tonight.”
“Do you like me? I mean, do you really, really like me?”
“How do you feel about me?”
“Let’s go grab a bite together, okay? My treat.”
“Hold up, you’ve got some whipped cream on your cheek.”
“I’m head over heels is what I am.”
“I’ve got it.”
“Let me walk you home.”
“I’ll wait for you. Always.”
“Who cares? This is just one bump in the road, it’s not enough to drive me away.”
“I think I’m falling for you.”
“I think I love you.”
“You make my heart skip a beat.”
“Will you stay with me?”
“Be mine?”
“I’m already yours.”
“We might as well already be dating, you know.”
“Ever think of getting married?”
“I want our wedding to have flowers just like these.”
“You’re beautiful.”
“Will you get mad if I kiss you right now?”
“Let’s go together.”
“Oh my god, you dork.”
“You’re making me fall in love with you all over again, you know that?”
“I’m glad I met you.”
“Remember how we first met?”
“I’d do it all over again if I could.”
“I want to wake up next to you every morning.”
“You’re the best I’ve ever known.”
“Will you wait for me?”
“I don’t mind waiting for an answer. I’ll wait as long as it takes.”
“Just being with you…It feels right.”
“Can you stay a little longer?”
“You can’t get any sleep? …You want to try sleeping here then?”
“You’re really warm.”
“What shampoo did you use? It smells nice.”
“I won’t let you go.”
Okay @jokergotaway and @jokerwithcrowbar
Since I am the Head of the Court of Jokers. Who else are we trying to recruit?
WHO DA FUCK SAID UR THE HEAD? IM THE HEAD
See, even Gotaway agrees with me! @jokerwithcrowbar
You first!~
Let's make more Lettuce babies.
@marthahaha
oh i
forgot
to get the milk
See, this is EXACTLY why I am the head of the Court of Jokers!
We should make out.
@marthahaha
sprays some breath spray in the ole kisser and adjusts his bow-tie and jacket~
Heeheheehohohooo! Goons!!! Hold my calls, I'm about to get some Joker on Joker clown for clown smootchin' azione...
Ohohoho, don't mind if I do!~
Okay @jokergotaway and @jokerwithcrowbar
Since I am the Head of the Court of Jokers. Who else are we trying to recruit?
WHO DA FUCK SAID UR THE HEAD? IM THE HEAD
See, even Gotaway agrees with me! @jokerwithcrowbar
For Martha.
Oh?~
Why helloooo there handsome!
"I am mixed, treats are nice.... But I just spent most of the day working on your treats you see, kinda deadly." He sips the wine, a good vintage.
Martha huffs and also takes a sip. "Most! ... and what is fun without a bit of danger, right handsome?"
She runs her free hand through his hair.
He leans into it. "True.... How risky is tonight?" He asked softly, running a hand along her cheek.
Martha leans her head against his hand. "Hmmm. A 3, I suppose. Still have to keep things interesting!"
Slowly leans in and gently kisses those crimson lips. "3 is doable."
Martha kisses back, letting out a giggle while doing so.
For Martha.
Oh?~
Why helloooo there handsome!
"I am mixed, treats are nice.... But I just spent most of the day working on your treats you see, kinda deadly." He sips the wine, a good vintage.
Martha huffs and also takes a sip. "Most! ... and what is fun without a bit of danger, right handsome?"
She runs her free hand through his hair.
He leans into it. "True.... How risky is tonight?" He asked softly, running a hand along her cheek.
Martha leans her head against his hand. "Hmmm. A 3, I suppose. Still have to keep things interesting!"
For Martha.
Oh?~
Why helloooo there handsome!
"I am mixed, treats are nice.... But I just spent most of the day working on your treats you see, kinda deadly." He sips the wine, a good vintage.
Martha huffs and also takes a sip. "Most! ... and what is fun without a bit of danger, right handsome?"
She runs her free hand through his hair.
For Martha.
Oh?~
Why helloooo there handsome!
"Ma'am.... Are you trying something?" He asks, crossing his arms over his scared chest. "I mean, I'm pretty old, not a fine young buck anymore.... You sure?"
"Oh please. I'm not the youngest anymore either! So it wouldn't be that odd, now would it?"
"I think I need a drink first.... Got anything?" He asks and walks to the couch.
Martha let's out a slightly offended gasps, but quickly shakes it off.
"Hmmm... ohhh! I think I do have some, take a seat mr handsome!" She pats on the couch while she gets up and disappears for a bit.
He drops on the couch and sighs, massaging his shoulders, he felt a bit stiff from all the work..... But now it seemed he might have some more manual labour ahead of him.
Yay?
Or maybe Martha takes over most of the work, who knows!
After some searching, Martha returns with an unopened bottle of wine and two empty wine glasses, putting everything on the small table and pulling the table closer to the couch before sitting on the couch too.
"I found an unopened bottle! And some surprisingly clean glasses too!"
"Very nice, classy even.... I half expected you to change into something else." He jokes and pours them some wine.
"So... Toast something?" He asks, raising a glass to her.
Martha chuckles a little to herself, taking the other glass.
"Would be rude to keep some hard working man like you waiting, wouldn't it? Cheers!"
He clinks the glass to hers and smiles. "Waiting for what exactly ma'am?"
"Your extra payment, of course!" Martha smiles back. "You have been working so hard, so you certainly should get a treat for it, no?"