life gets a little sweeter

i'm martha leeann and i love to be a disapointment 

[super-powerful-queen-slayyna]

For any antis that laughed at Cockles shippers because “those shirts just look the same, Jensen/Misha aren’t sharing clothes that ridiculous, it a coincidence” can now suck my dick

[inacatastrophicmind]

[chansookingdom]

💗💗couple goals💗💗

[bee-wlw]

girls are okay i guess

april fools!!! they’re ethereal goddesses!! every one of them!!

[melodystardust]

Tony, minutes after they defeat Thanos: Hey guys, you hungry? What do you want to eat? It can be anything at all-

Peter: CHICKEN STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS

Shuri, without even hesitating: fuCk yOUR CHICKEN STRIPS

Peter and Shuri: *high five each other*

Tony:

Tony: what

[winchesterandwinchester-deactiv]

Visit Original Link

I made it my goal today to mix Dean’s ‘sex is’ speech from Rock and a Hard Place with all the best audio of him breathing heavily and grunting and basically making pornographic sound effects and well… this happened.

[winchesterandwinchester-deactiv]

Put headphones on, hide the children, turn off the lights, and enjoy.

[dirtyspnimagines]

Not our usual, but oh dear lord… -T

[spn221-deactivated20160425]

Dude…yes

[thepriexperience]

I’m blushing right now, and I can’t stop smiling and giggling.

[inkiestdawn]

I need a moment. Christ all sweet fuck, maybe two.

[samwincstr-deactivated20210428]

I need to catch my breath… Holy…

[samwincstr-deactivated20210428]

I WILL NEVER BE OVER THIS

[jera-9]

deansdirtylittlesecretsblog

[deanshitsrainbows]

This is fucking awesome who ever made this u will be forever loved!!!!!!!

[deepdarkspacevoid-deactivated20]

oh… my… god…

[mein1928-deactivated20220513]

I will never not reblog this.

[jackndeansgirl-deactivated20180]

wow

[aprofoundbondwithdean-deactivat]

but-deans-back-tho you can thank me later

[but-deans-back-tho]

I’ve seen this before and I love it but ideally Thunderstruck would not be playing in the background and I could focus my full attention on the grunting.

[mischief-maker1]

Sweet fuck and all that is holy. My god. How to make a smut writer blush: THIS. my god. My 4 year old asked me what was wrong. I’m…I’m not okay after that. misswhizzy rizlow1 have you heard this? Because, damn. I need a moment.

[rizlowwritessortof]

Sweetie, I have this in my iTunes! :D It is great inspiration!

[lastcallatrockysbar]

And BTW, there’s a Sam version, too :D

[eyes-of-a-disney-princess]

The. Greatest. Audio. Ever. Made.

[myfand0msandm0re]

Oh. My. Sweet. Castiel. I had forgotten how very HOT that is.

[oriona75]

rizlow1 SAM VERSION????? WHERE???? GIMME!!!!!

[leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid]

I should let this play when I write. Does anyone have the Sam version? I need it for scientific purposes…because I’m a writer and we do research. Yes research.

[sorryimnotthatkindofdoctor]

Sweet Christ on a crutch… I’m at work right now, people. I’m trying to be academic and instead I’m dying… twofriesshortofhomicide - can we get some of your best Dean Extreme Distress or Stellar Blowjob moments for visual reference?

[twofriesshortofhomicide]

YASSSSSSSS

[twistedarts]

For the love of all that is holy…

[extremedistressorstellarblowjob]

(THROWBACK YA’LL) ((extremely nsfw audio but omg))

[chaoticbangtanidiots]

Holy shit, how have I never seen this post before? Keeping it for scientific purposes, yep.

[kathaswings-deactivated20200616]

Definitely for science… no other reason whatsoever…

[there-must-be-a-lock]

Oh my god. 

[cemmia]

Damn! So hot! ❤️❤️

[highonpastries-deactivated20190]

@karlee-fay-my-wayward-son for purely research purposes. y'know to write. pure things. like fluff.

[superapplepie]

God yes! Gets me every time.

[superoriginalbitch]

I JUST HAD AN EARGASM

[ravenangel33]

So glad this is still out there!! Instant Reblog every time.

[budget-katsuki]

holy mother of chuck

[mcchubbin-deactivated20190214]

OH SWEET CHRIST

I’m an Athiest! I’m an Athiest! *cries out in jubulation* That was hot as fuck, especially considering I’m about to start writing round two of an OC x Dean divergence that really came outta left field and knocked me for six. Goddamnit, Jensen Ackles is a fucking pornstar and those intense, sexual gifs have murdered my vagina and THEN SOME! Saving for later…research… and I desperately need a Sam and Castiel version soon so fling a sister a link!

Hot damn!

[ain-t-bovvered-deactivated20180]

@waywardbaby I’m sorry if this is the first thing you’ll see in the morning, but those gifs are LIFE!!!

[waywardbaby]

@anotherwaywardsister you definitely need to listen to this. Alone and loud‼️

[babysimpala]

Reblogging for the audio & gifs….. because holy fuck.

@phenomenalchick @theworldiscolorful @babypieandwhiskey @mamaredd123 @atc74

[ohmychuckitssamanddean]

I’ve reblogged this before, but I don’t think it had all of this extra stuff on it. Glad it’s back.

[witchyoons-remade-deactivated20]

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

[chokied-deactivated20200101]

how about all three

[venus-star13]

Boys

Who

Have

Periods

Are

Still

Boys

[xxx-darkiplier-xxx]

Girls

Who

Don’t

Have

Periods

Are

Still

Girls

[venus-star13]

Damn

Straight

[sonicisdead2me]

But what if they ain’t straight?

[venus-star13]

Damn

Gay

?????

[cadaverkeys]

no offence but i am literally filled with anger every time i remember there are legitimately people who are rich enough to buy half the globe and then some but the poor are dying because wages will not adapt to inflation and the super-rich refuse to part with any amount of their wealth.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Magical encounter while free falling.

[baconmancr]

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

[fleurtwt]

like if you save

[nachtzoen-deactivated20170712]

[harmed]

“We mature with the damage, not with the years.”

— Mateus William  (via alexislindsey)

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via briannaconerty)

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

They put one item in this bag and this poor little baby is gonna tip right over!!! But god he looks so proud!! 😭

[fun-kyto-wn]

[sophiallllis]

Rainbow Losers !!! Please give credit if you re-post!

[anqelhood]

please be nice to all animals, even the ones you don’t find cute, they have feelings too