masterlist. pet + plant parent. retro aesthetics. collector of random knowledge. baking. psychology. romance. horror. cozy games. hard kinks. will give you pretty rocks. i write dark fanfics please read my warnings!
âWhy donât you use aiâ idk man beyond the obvious environmental and âthis machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselvesâ thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid
every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...
i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i canât believe weâre going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life
content: 18+ mdni! nanami x fem reader, gyno nanami, needy horny ass reader, dub con-ish, corruption kink-ish. smut with a little plot, mentions of masturbation, sex toys. sex in inappropriate places (doctors office), begging, praise, dom-ish nanami, squirting, doggy style, creampie
eli's notes: hi hi hiii, nanami fic incoming, this is 1.8k words, i hope yall like it! i'll be traveling for the holidays so for the next two weeks, i'll be doing reposts but i'll update dirtroad darling soon and release a pilot suguru fic i had in mind hehe thank you again for 4k babies, mwah! fanart cred to @/MyaoRuki
how long had it been since you had a good fuck?
twoâŚthree years?
maybe thatâs a bit of an over exaggeration but regardless itâd been too long. too many nights in been scrolling through twitter porn or reading smut. too many visits to your local sex shop, too. all the workers knew you. always seeing you come in to buy a new creature cock or some batteries for your vibe, a bottle of your favorite lube or toy cleansers.
though, you were wondering why you were so goddamn horny all the time! it started to become a habit that you couldnât break, practically fucking yourself with your silicone see through nine inch dildo till you squirted all over your sheets almost every night.
you decided this was a call for the gynecologist. i mean,the vagina doctor has to have all the answers right?
but when you walked in to your appointment that day, you werenât expecting to be seen by kento nanami.
the hottie gyno you've only seen in passing, greeting you with a soft smile and nod. a man with hands that you've imagined wrapped around your hair, your neck. you've imagined them roaming your body, gripping your hips so tight while he bounced you on his cock that you just know is big by the way he walks.
you expected your sweet old lady, mrs yamanaka that youâve been seeing since your first physical at 15. but according to miss maki at the front desk, sheâs out sick.
so nanami it is.
he steps into the exam room calm, his white coat crisp, black tie straight, stethoscope hanging around his neck, gorgeous blonde hair pushed back just enough to show those sharp brown eyes behind thin glasses.
âmiss, iâm doctor nanami. iâll be handling your visit today.â his voice rolls low and even, no bullshit, straight to the point.
you nod quickly, cheeks already heating up, plush thighs already pressing together under the thin paper gown they gave you.
he flips through your chart, brow furrowing a little. âsays here youâre dealing with heightened arousal. totally normal, i'm thinking possible hormonal imbalance. but it's nothing to worry about though. weâll do a standard pelvic exam, check everything looks healthy, okay? do you have any pain, unusual discharge?â
you shake your head, voice catching. âno pain. justâŚumâŚreally wet all the time. canât stop thinking about getting off. itâs driving me nuts.â
he pauses, pen stopping mid-note, then clears his throat. âalright. understood. go ahead and lie back, put your feet in the stirrups. iâll be as quick as possible.â
you scoot down the table, legs spreading wide, paper crinkling loud under your ass. cool air hits your bare pussy and you bite your lipâalready slick, already swollen just from seeing him. he pulls on pink nitrile gloves, snaps them tight at his wrists, and the sound alone makes your clit throb.
he sits on the rolling stool between your thighs, adjusts the light, and you feel his breath ghost over your skin as he leans in.
ârelax for me. i'll be gentle, don't worry.â two gloved fingers part your folds slow, spreading you open, exposing every pink inch. you hear him exhale sharp through his nose.
âvisually everything appears healthy. swollen labia, significant natural lubrication.â his tone stays flat, professional, but his fingers linger longer than they need to, tracing your entrance gentle. he slides one thick finger inside, slow and careful, curling just a bit to feel around.
your walls clamp down instant, greedy, sucking him deeper. a soft whine slips out your throat before you can stop it.
he freezes. âeverything alright?â
you nod too fast. âyeahâyeah, sorry. just sensitive.â
he adds the second finger, stretching you wider, knuckles pressing in till his palm cups your pussy. he pumps once, twice, checking tissue, feeling for any abnormalities, whatever the fuck doctors check. but every drag of those gloves against your g-spot lights you up, hips twitching up for more.
you canât take it. your hand shoots down without thinking, wrapping around his wrist, holding his fingers buried knuckle-deep inside you. his head snaps up, eyes wide behind the glasses, lips parting in pure shock.
âwhat are youââ
âplease,â you whisper, voice cracking raw. âplease donât stop. it feels so good. i need it.â
his jaw tightens, nostrils flaring. âthis isnât appropriate, miss. iâm your physicianââ
âi donât care,â you cut him off, rolling your hips so his fingers shift inside you. âjustâkeep going. finger me. make me cum, doctor. iâm so close already.â
you start moving his hand yourself, guiding his wrist in and out, fucking yourself on his fingers while he sits there stunned. the wet squelch fills the quiet room, obscene and loud. your juices coat the blue glove, making it shiny, dripping down his knuckles.
âdear god,â he mutters under his breath, first crack in the mask. his free hand grips the edge of the table hard.
you keep rocking, faster, chasing that burn, eager for release. âmoreâdeeper, doctor nanami, pleaseââ
he tries one last time. âwe should stop. this crossesââ
but you clench hard around him, milking his fingers, and his resolve snaps clean in half. a low growl rumbles out his chest. suddenly his hand takes overâno more guiding from youâhe thrusts deep and rough, curling both fingers hard against that spongy spot that makes stars burst behind your eyes.
âgoddamn it,â he hisses, leaning forward, glasses fogging slightly. âyouâre soaked, sweetheart. dripping down my wrist. you really need this bad, donât you?â
you moan loud, back arching off the table. âyesâfuck, yesârub my clit too, pleaseââ
his thumb finds your swollen nub instantly, circling fast and firm, slick from your mess. your thighs shaking in the stirrups as he spreads his fingers inside you, scissoring your tight cunt wide, stretching your walls while his thumb grinds relentless.
âlook at this pretty pussy sucking me in,â he groans, voice dropping darker. âgonna squirt for me? gonna make a mess all over my hand?â
you sob out a broken âyes doctorââ and he speeds up, pounding into you with his fingers, thumb flicking your clit side to side till the coil snaps.
your orgasm hits viciouslyâpussy spasming wild, gushing hot and clear in messy spurts that splash his coat sleeve, the table, the floor. he keeps rubbing you through it, drawing every last shake and squirt out your body till youâre limp and gasping.
he pulls his fingers free slowly, pink glove drenched and shiny. stares at the mess you made, chest heaving under the coat. then his eyes lock on yoursâdark, hungry, all that professionalism burned away.
âweâre not done,â he says low, standing up, unbuckling his belt with one slick hand. âturn over, darling. iâm fucking you properly now.â
you flip over fast, paper gown ripping at the seams as you scramble onto your hands and knees, ass up high, thighs slick and trembling. the table feels cold against your nipples through the thin fabric, but heat pulses everywhere elseâespecially between your legs where your pussy still flutters empty, aching for more.
nanami shrugs off the white coat roughly, lets it drop to the floor in a heap. his shirt stretches tight over broad shoulders as he yanks the tie loose, pops the top buttons open. belt clinks loud when he pulls it free, zipper rasping down. you glance back and catch the first glimpseâthick cock springing out heavy and flushed, veins bulging along the shaft, tip already leaking clear beads that drip onto the tile, golden bush trimmed perfectly.
âfuck,â you breathe out shaky, pushing your hips back toward him. âhurryâneed you inside me.â
he steps close, one big hand spreading your cheek wide, the other guiding his cockhead through your soaked folds. he drags it slow up and down, coating himself in the mess you made earlier, nudging your clit till you jolt.
âso goddamn wet,â he mutters, voice gravel-rough now. âpretty little pussy is still twitching from squirting all over my hand. how cuteâ
you whine, the sound high in your throat, trying to sink back onto him, but he holds your hip firmlyâteasing, punishing. âbeg properly for it, darling.â
âplease, doctor nanamiâplease fuck me. stretch me out with that fat cock. been empty too long.â
that does it. he lines up and thrusts in one brutal push, burying every thick inch to the root. your walls burn sweetly with the sudden fill, stretching wide around his girth, fluttering helpless as he bottoms out. balls press snug against your clit, heavy and hot.
he groans deep, fingers digging bruises into your hips. âso tightâchoking me already. such a greedy little cunt. you feel perfect, sweetheartâlike a glove.â
then he pulls back slowly, dragging every ridge along your sensitive spots, before slamming forward again. the table rocks under the force, metal legs scraping floor. he sets a punishing rhythm quickâhard, deep strokes that punch the air from your lungs, cockhead kissing your cervix each time.
wet slaps echo filthy in the small room, mixed with your broken moans and his low grunts. âtake it, sweetheart. you can do it. take every fucking inch,â he growls, leaning over you, chest pressing to your back. one hand snakes under the gown, cups your tit rough, pinches the nipple till you cry out sharp.
your arms give out fast, face smashing into the padded table, ass still arched high for him. he straightens, both hands gripping your waist now, pounding relentless. sweat beads on his forehead, glasses sliding down his nose, blonde strands sticking messy.
pressure coils brutally again low in your belly, faster this time from how full he keeps you. âgonna cum, nanaâ fuck, gonna cum on your cockââ
âdo it, sweetheart,â he snarls, angling hips sharper, grinding against that spot inside that makes your vision spark white. his thumb finds your clit again, rubs sloppy circles through the slick mess leaking down your thighs. âsquirt on me. soak my dick like a good girl.â
the words snap something inside you. orgasm crashes through you like a tidal waveâ walls clamping viciously around his thrusting cock, milking him hard as you gush hot and messy clear streams spray out around his shaft, splattering his thighs, puddling under your knees on the table. you scream muffled into the padding, body shaking uncontrollably.
he curses loud, pace stuttering. âs-so fucking tightââ three more brutal thrusts and he buries deep, cock pulsing thick ropes of cum straight against your cervix. heat floods you full, spilling hot inside, leaking out around his base as he grinds slow, riding the aftershocks.
you both stay locked like thatâpanting harshly, sweat cooling on his and your skin. he pulls out gradually, watching his cum drip from your puffy hole, mixing with your own slick on the ruined paper sheet.
he exhales ragged, tucks himself away, but his eyes stay dark on you. âyour hormonal issue,â he says quiet, voice still rough, âmight need regular treatment. weekly appointments. private ones. routine check ups.â
you push up weakly on your elbows, turning to look at him over your shoulder, pussy still twitching, empty.
âyeah,â you rasp, smirking small. âthink iâll need a lot of hands-on care.â
listen, i know my blog has some really hard kinks but i need to make this abundantly clear: everything needs to be consensual. consent is an absolute MUST. itâs not kink without consent. consent and safe words are mandatory if you want to partake in kink. if you partake in kink without consent, you are a dirtbag of a person and i hope you burn in hell.
Ghost is ugly, okay? He just is, and it's nothing he really thinks about.
Scruffy hair, scars all over, sunken eyes, and a nose that's been broken too many times. He wasn't exactly good-looking to begin with, but life hasn't been kind to him.
So why the hell do you insist on saying the most embarrassing shit to him while the others are around?? Ghost takes his mask off to eat in the privacy of the locked rec room, everyone gathered around the sofas pushed together, and the first thing you says is "wow. You have beautiful lashes. Our babies would be models."
Ghost blushes, grumbles something into his spoonful of rice, and refuses to meet your eyes lest he actually turn beet red. There was a time he would have been upset. He would have been convinced you were mocking him with all the compliments. Now though? After months of you still telling him his lips are a pretty shade of pink and his hair glitters in the sun? He has no choice but to accept your compliments as actually genuine.
Still, it doesn't stop the embarrassment. If anything, it makes it worse. Because he knows you were actually thinking about what his and your babies would look like, and now he's thinking about it, and Ghost would really prefer not to get a boner in front of his teammates actually.
âhow to recognize AI in fanficâ â hey so this is another not-gentle reminder that AI stole from us. itâs using OUR words and OUR sentences and OUR styles.
writing âlongâ paragraphs is not a sign of AI â itâs a common narrative choice many writers make both in fanfiction and in traditionally published novels, and AI stole it from us.
using an em dash is not a sign of AI. itâs a stylistic sentence choice thatâs been an option in place of commas and semicolons for a very long time, and AI stole it from us.
long sentence structures are not a sign of AI, but are yet another stylistic choice writers often make to create a cadence and tone that mimics the flow of poetry, and AI stole it from us.
âYA narrative breaksâ? i donât even know what the fuck this means, but i can guarantee that AI stole it from us.
italics are once again a stylistic choice that many writers love to use to create emphasis, and itâs a more stylistically acceptable and traditional form of emphasis than bold or underline text. oh, and just to be extra clear: AI STOLE IT FROM US.
stop creating fandom witch hunts over AI when you know fuck all about what it means to sit and write a story, and to spend hours fiddling with sentence structure and dialogue to get the exact right tone. writers will stop writing out of fear that their work âsounds like AIâ â IT DOESNT! AI STOLE FROM US! AI SOUNDS LIKE US! â and after a while, all that will be available on AO3 is shitty AI-generated fanfiction.
because yeah, people are going to continue to use AI to write fanfiction whether you âcall them outâ or not. but making a laughable thread on X that uses asinine criteria is not going to fix that problem. it will just push the real writers out because people will accuse them of using AI when they havenât, and they will (rightfully) stop writing for spaces that attack them.
á°.áDomestic dominance headcanons I canât stop thinking about
Guiding you through streets with a hand on your hips, moving past you in the kitchen by grabbing your hips or waist to nudge you aside. Maybe they're holding a hot pan or plate and will gently guide you aside with a hand on your hips and words like "Careful babyâthere we go, good girl".
Make you keep eye contact with them whenever you speak, it could be you rambling on about your day fidgeting with something on your lap and they will guide you to look up with two fingers to your chin, gently coaxing you to meet their eyes, "Hey, eyes on me, pretty".
Always making sure you're fed. You're busy with work, typing one email after the other and they will come up behind you tap on your cheek and press a fruit slice to your lips "Open. Now" and you do because there's no other choice.
It's always the one worded commands that make you lose it.
"Sit."
"Come here."
"Stop."
You don't carry bags or touch door handles around them and if you try, "what did i say?" With that stern look that makes you shut up instantly.
Pulling you between their legs while they're on a call, pressing your back to their chest as their hand travels up your shirt and traces lazy patterns against your stomach while they talk, making you shudder.
You say something snarky, bratty, they just give you the look, lean in and say "That's not how you speak to me. Try again".
Knows when your exhausted and will come shut your laptop for you with a simple "You're done" and drag you off to bed over their shoulder if your unwilling to leave.
Makes sure you're hydrated, if your water bottle is not as empty as they wish they will simply place it in your hands and cross their arms, standing over you. "Drink. Now".
Will always put your seatbelt on for you, usually with a snarky "There. Try not to die".
Always offering you the best seat in the house with a pat on their lap "Come. Sit."
period sex with older bf!simon x chubby!reader (tattoo artist!simon)
part 2 to this (can totally be read as a standalone)
cw: smut, p in v, DADDY KINK MY FAV
it had been a couple days since that first night on his couch, when your body was all wound tight and sore, skin breaking out and cramps threatening but not quite there yet. now, the worst of it had hitâyou were on your period, achy and bloated and uncomfortable in ways that made you curl into yourself.
and simon hadnât left your side once.
you were stretched out across his lap, his hoodie still drowning you, a heating pad tucked against your stomach. he sat there steady beneath you, one hand moving slow circles over your belly, the other stroking your thigh through the fabric.
you shifted, wincing a little, and felt it right awayâhard and unyielding under you.
âyouâre hard,â you mumbled into his chest, your voice muffled and thick with exhaustion.
his hand stilled. âignore it.â
âi donât want to.â your fingers trailed down, brushing against the bulge in his jeans before he caught your wrist, careful but firm.
âi want you,â you cut him off, lifting your head to meet his eyes. âeven like this. especially like this.â
his jaw flexed, breath leaving him slow and uneven. for a long moment, he just looked at youâlike he needed to make sure you werenât saying it out of guilt, or softness, or anything but wanting. then he pressed his forehead to yours.
âyou sure?â he asked, voice low and rough.
you nodded.
he swore under his breath, then kissed youâslow, deep, like heâd been starving for it but too afraid to take. his hands didnât leave your belly, your hips, your thighs, grounding you, soothing you. when he finally eased you back against the couch, he moved careful, reverent, pausing every time you winced or shifted.
âtell me if itâs too much,â he murmured, kissing down your throat, across the sore swell of your chest. âiâll stop the second you say.â
finally, he was taking the minimal amount of clothing remaining off both of you. you could have whispered his name, desperate, longing and aroused but of course you couldnât. suddenly, he hears it, itâs small, quiet, but itâs there âdaddyâ his resolve broke, he let out a deep groanâone that just makes you wonder âis he even real?â (spoiler alert: heâs not). he helplessly pressed himself into you, moving slow, steady, careful, like every inch of you deserved patience.
if it werenât for your current condition, youâd be more worried about not being able to move tomorrow than normal. considering the situation, you werenât moving anyways so it didnât fucking matter. all that matters is how he feels inside you, heâs stretching you so good.
it was almost primal how he pushed into you. but he was so gentle at the same time.
yet it wasnât frantic. it wasnât rushed. it was reliefâaching and heavy and full of him, his mouth pressing kisses into your hair, his hands stroking your belly like he could ease the cramps right out of you.
by the time you were coming on him, it wasnât sharp or harshâit was soft, uncoiling, like your body finally let go of every ache and knot inside you.
âthaaatâs it babygirl. right there yeah? daddyâs making you feel so good huh baby?â he teases.
how do you even answer that? you canât. all you can do is throw your head back and let him hear how good he makes you feel.
afterward, he stayed wrapped around you, one big hand still protective over your stomach, the other tangled with your fingers. his voice was rough when he spoke, pressed into your hair: