Guardians Of The Gardians hogwarts headcanons!
•was sorted into Griffendor
•Yondu was in fact suprised and a little bit pissed to hear that his adopted son isn’t in Slytherin tho.
•is a half-blood (his mother was a witch while his father was a muggle)
•his patronus would be a fly🦟 (yes, Peter got quite triggered)
•the first person he met was a talking Slytherin racoon named Rocket.
•like, Peter sometimes jokes that Rocket is his pet, and then Rocket’s mood is immidiately ruined.
•his favorite class is Defence Against The Dark Arts.
•was one of the students who found the mirror of Erised (Peter found it in his third year), and even looked into the mirror to see his mother.
•he even went back to the mirror at night when no one is awake. This went on for about a week
•one night, when Peter sneaked off to the mirror again, he saw that another third year Hufflepuff student named Drax was already looking into the mirror.
•They begin talking about what they saw in the mirror, what the mirror could possebly see, etc.
•the next night, both Drax and Peter tried to sneak to the mirror together, until they got caught…by none other then Nick Fury himself…
•after 20 minutes of yelling at the two, Fury explained that the mirror lets you see your deepest disires, and that it even can drive you crazy.
•it was hard to get over it, but both Drax and Peter got over the mirror with time and a bit of each other’s help.
•met Gamora and Groot when Peter was in his 4th year.
•met Mantis when he was in his 7th year.
•was thrown into Slytherin
•Thanos was so proud that day…
•is the adopted daughter of the-one-who-must-not-be-named (AKA Thanos)
•her patronus would be something like a tiger.🐯
•her favorite class would be Defence Against The Dark Arts.
•had a rivalry with her sister Nebula.
•they finally stopped there rivalry after a (very) long battle on the training grounds.
•during the summer breaks, Thanos forced Gamora to train extremely hard, despite her protests.
•after she met Peter and Drax, they warned her about the Mirror Of Erised and what it could do to them, but Gamora went looking for it anyway.
•when she looked into the mirror, she saw her and her parents and sister, being a happy family.
•Drax and Peter eventually found out that Gamora was sneaking off just like they did.
•both boys where pretty mad that They didn’t talked to her for a week straight.
•he was sorted into Hufflepuff. All tho, the sorting hat first couldn’t choose between that and Slytherin
•his patronus would be something like a bear🐻. Or a lion🦁.
•his favorite class would be probebly charms? Or potions.
•quikly got a relationship with a girl named Hovat (Who wasn’t a student).
•but sadly, she got killed by a death eater called Ronan.
•this lead to Drax seeking for ravange, and develops a bit of a hatred towards Slytherins.
•eventually found the Mirror Of Erised, but when he looked into the mirror to see Hovat, he was seen by a griffendor boy named Peter.
•both boys got caught sneaking to the mirror again the next night, and got both yelled at by Nick Fury.
•had difficulties with becoming friends with Rocket, Gamora and Nebula, because of his anger towards Slytherins
•met a Hufflepuff girl named Mantis in his 7th year, who he would slowly form a bond with.
•the sorting hat had no doupt to throw him into Slytherin
•his patronus would be a racoon…no, seriously…
•is known for being “Peter’s Pet” (which Rocket’s mood gets immidiately ruined by only hearing it one time).
•wanted to be a animagus, but used the wrong spell and turned himself accidentally into a talking racoon…for good…
•the news paper would have a nice ring like: “young Slytherin accidentally turns himself into a talking racoon.”
•would often have bets with a Griffendor boy named Peter.
•was sorted into Hufflepuff
•it is unknown what his blood status is.
•his patronus would be a dear🦌
•most students made fun of him because he can only say one sentence: “I am Groot”.
•the first friend he met was another Hufflepuff girl named Mantis (who was in the same year as him).
•later met Drax, Peter, Gamora, Rocket and Nebula in different places.
•Drax in the Hufflepuff common room.
•Peter and Rocket in hogsmade (Rocket kinda went undercover as Peter’s pet…cause he didn’t want to go alone)
•Gamora and Nebula in potions (They first poked fun at him tho…)
•was thrown into Slytherin the second the sorting hat was placed on her head.
•her patronus would be a snake🐍
•her favorite class would be potions.
•didn’t like her sister Gamora that much, because she was Thanos’s ‘favorite’.
•but the truth is, Nebula just wanted a sister…
•speaking of which, everyone thought that Nebula was Thanos’s favorite, because of how much she made the other students think of the-one-who-must-not-be-named.
•the sisters eventually had a major duel on the training grounds. In which neither of them won. And eventually made peace.
•was sorted into Hufflepuff
•her patronus would be something like a ant🐜
•her favorite class would be taking care of magical creatures.
•was quikly bullied because of her child-ish personality.
•however, that quikly stopped when she met another Hufflepuff named Drax (who was back then in his 7th year).
•later became friends with the others when Drax introduces them.