[outromoonyy]

"How do people who don't drink or smoke get through a shit day" babe have you heard of ao3

[mr-dinosaurus]

I love reading fanfics where one character is tagged as jealous, but their partner is unlovable to anyone but them. Like.. calm down, sweetheart, no one wants your man. We're still trying to figure out why you want your man.

[freelance-abortionist]

[dambiex]

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[always-la-belle-epoque]

Loretta Swit was on Match Game and it was really _________.

[foolsdontrunaway]

Oof look what we have

[bongwatershots]

Not to sound like a common whore but can someone hold my hand and rub it with their thumb comfortingly

[amisdala-archive-deactivated202]

steve rogers for tanya ♡ @longbottoms​

you can’t justify murder by masking it with a cause.

[bigfeelingsdyke]

this came to me in a stroke of genius earlier today

[cowboyhudsons]

mel rewatches mash

[alter-koker]

HAWKEYE SAID FUCK

[corporalcaptainnincompact]

Fuck ya he did! 

[cupnoodles]

[buckyusuallytopstony]

When Tony was a child Maria would have “quiet days” where she wouldn’t leave her room. So Tony would help take care of her. He’d bring her tea, soup (Jarvis’ special recipe), and he’s even braid her hair and just quietly talk to fill keep the silence away.

When Bucky first comes to live at the Tower Tony got shit faced, but it didn’t end there. Instead he searched the floors looking for Bucky and when he finally cornered the taller man he manhandled him onto the couch and braided his hair. Quietly muttering how soft and pretty it is.

[parker-industries]

Doctor, to pre-serum Steve: you should stop picking fights with people bigger than you.

Bucky: but everyone is bigger than him.

Steve: you want to die, bitchboy?

[polymorphin]

happy first day of spring from your sunflower spidey-boy 🌞 

[howdoistopthetrain]

Hydra: we have made a super soldier!

Steve: you’ve ruined a perfectly good Bucky is what you’ve done. Look at him. He’s got anxiety.

[torchdemon]

spider-noir says…:

wow i can’t believe spider-noir is gay