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dickstolebyanalien

new sp*d*r-m*n features peter parker:

stalking his ex on instagram for 3 years,

wearing womens clothing and being embarrassed,

being condescended to about his hormone levels,

shooting a wimpy load because of said hormone levels,

experiencing a moment of full body sensory overwhelm by taking one single step outside of his new york apartment

youcanstillwhistle

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

tsarina-anadyomene

just imagining like a middle aged guy rolling out of a small town diner in ohio thinking "yeah woke 1 was crazy. I'll hear woke 2 out though"

theswisscheeserag

“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement

“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point

blemgoid

I want a game that uses Disco Elysium's same insanely well crafted narrative system and wonderful writing but it's about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor's cat in a small village in the Alps, and also Measurehead is there.

blemgoid

catsandwich-deactivated20240213

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

quendergeer

i assumed this was porn

ceruleanheaven

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

discontentramblings

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

aflo

nongunktional

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

tockthewatchdog

transgenderer

Just realized I haven't been obsessed with a video game since moving to new york #gamer #cured

tsarina-anadyomene

[zizek voice] the ideal class for me will be when the student takes their AI text program and has it write their paper and I activate my AI grading program to grade their paper and then we will be free to discuss the content and maybe even write and read essays, and so on