Going cucú bananas

I'm the epitome of sanity, just don't ask my opinion about Sanji

[marx-junior]

Opening the blorbo's (Sanji) brain just like opening a can of sardines

It's been years since the last time I've even attempted to write anything (more specifically since Hetalia consumed my brain circa 2012) and finally against everyone's will and my own sanity I've dediced to come back by writing an exhaustive and nonsensical psychoanalysis of this loser (I'm really sorry).

I don't know how to upload this here without losing the freaking footnotes so I'm forced to just drop the drive link. This analysis only reaches Sabaody and does not have any time-skip reference since I'm already writing an additional one because I lack self-love. It also really needs to be revised and edited but I'll only do that once I'm feeling more sane.

It is preferable if you open this on pc or on the printable version or on the word app of drive because the straight up view of these documents through this app is terrible and it even erases some pictures and text.

First part: until Sabaody

Looking at the inside of the head of The Blorbo just like opening a can of sardines

It’s been a whole year since I’ve started to consume one piece back again after dropping the series when I was like fucking 11 or something

Second part: from the beginning of the timeskip to the end of Dressrosa.

Back again with my nonsensical bullshit about the blorbo This document is a bit shorter than the previous one and it contains spoilers from

[dannymans66]

Law's obsession

Remake of this comic lolz

[doodle-list]

Shrimp posture

[yellowistheraddest]

just a quick sketch :p

[ruporas]

the light that made me fall in love with magic (id in alt)

+ doodle with brushbuddy under read more

[mailboxxi]

happy birthday luffy! ☀️

[kimpimpam]

part 2 to this post yeagh :]

[noraschweeps]

*Taps mic* uhmmm I have this very cute idea from the zoro cat dad au 🫡 As we know, it started with the cats "hating" sanji. Though as time passes, Sanji doesn't give up on trying to make them warm up to him. I can imagine him getting scratches and tears in his skin and clothes but still try to be close with them, giving them treats and playing with them lol Zoro thinks it's funny and cute at the same time.

Then on a random day, Zoro finds Sanji snoozing on his couch with a lap and arms full of cats and Zoro's feels that warm feeling creep in his chest, like he's been hit with an arrow in the heart because the sight is just too domestic!!! then he thought to himself "damn now I have to marry this guy..." all flustered because his babies love Sanji already. *bows down to the crowd*

I fcking adore your ideas, guys! This "damn, now I have to marry him" thing killed me (in a good way) and this comic was born!

catdad AU part 4 i guess?

[merrilygoingaround]

This post by @avianhasnodignity made me cackle so I lazily drew it

[avianhasnodignity]

being a new employee at the baratie must be so funny bc it's like yeah there's a 13 yo here. yes he's a full-time employee. yeah he's the sous chef. yes he can cook better than all of us combined. yeah he's worked here as long as the owner. no he's not his son. well he might be actually, we have a betting pool about it but they both get really mad if you address it. yes he's a chainsmoker

[pikles249]

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[conis1234]

my contribution to the Zosan community

+stupid comic

[grimnaru]

✦　　　.　　. 　 ˚　.　　　　　 . ✦

In honor of the second season of the live action One Piece series, a small Luffy. I binge watched it in one day. I think it’s so good. Episode 7 did it for me. I also love how they managed to keep the charm of One Piece.

This artwork is mine. Do not repost it somewhere, or claim it as your own. Reblogs are appreciated!

[saewokhrisz]

work work work !!!

[platonbatonn]

stopped embarrassing myself and finally watched fma

[avianhasnodignity]

being a new employee at the baratie must be so funny bc it's like yeah there's a 13 yo here. yes he's a full-time employee. yeah he's the sous chef. yes he can cook better than all of us combined. yeah he's worked here as long as the owner. no he's not his son. well he might be actually, we have a betting pool about it but they both get really mad if you address it. yes he's a chainsmoker