failed to write, someday might, but not today

call me mary // 24 // she/her // i have unwritten stories with detailed original characters and vague plots | this is gonna be a fanblog one way or another probably most likely—aaaand yep it's happened // critrole | d20 | ttrpg | d&d | bg3 | monsterhearts | khr | some more misc anime and manga | fe3h | dbh | mdzs | batfam | misc comics/tv series/movies | that one specific character in that one franchise and nobody else (hawks from mha, v from mystic messenger, caleb from love and deepspace, xenk yendar from dndhat, etc.)

[asliceofoceanmist]

assad beating jacob and the rizzler at mario kart

[butchinelli]

i love you sisters

[i-didnt-quite-get-that-now]

Finally, a "jaded alcoholic man whose loved ones are all dead avenges his dog" movie where the man's a woman and the dog doesn't die.

[vongolacat]

Dude, this is insane, we got a TYL Chrome figure. She is absolutely gorgeous 😭 🫶🏼

(Perhaps the only disturbing thing is the chest, simply because I don't remember her having it like that)

[anglaised]

Ariana Grande is wealthier than you in terms of looks and wealth 🤭

im having a delicious piece of cake now

[arianator-99]

The OP:

Ariana Grande-Butera:

I think we can see who is better 🤭 I think OP knows too, which is why they responded with cake instead of a ✨face card✨

[anglaised]

???????????????? u r insane

[arianator-99]

Am i? How about we let the audience decide then, troll.

Who has a better ✨face card✨

Ariana Grande-Butera

“Anglaised”

Remaining time: 17 hours 22 minutes

[anglaised]

i really dont think this is gonna go the way u think it is 😭

[userilyarozanov]

SUPERMAN (2025) dir. James Gunn

+ Kara

[a-l-i-a-h-h]

When I was 12 I thought it was the coolest thing I’d ever seen

[pussyhoundspock]

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

[nonevahed]

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literally ok so not a funny story but kind of funny? when I was nine I encountered rape in a book and I was like hey mom what’s this mean and she explained it and I was like oh. gross. and then like two weeks later a girl on the bus abruptly disclosed her csa and we were all like ????? what ???? but I was like wait hang on there’s a word for that ☝️🤓 and explained what it meant and that it was illegal and that you could talk to a teacher or my mom if it had happened to you and everyone was like ohhhhh I see I see and very somberly comforted the girl (she was safe she was removed from her home and living with my neighbor at the time so it wasn’t Urgent)

[zarohk]

And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers don’t want them to.

[ladyfoxfire]

I cannot get over how much Thaisha saved everyone’s asses by running the Halovars off in episode 31.

Because even if the dice gods had been on their side and the Magpies kicked ass, they still attacked two Halovars and a member of the Revolutionary Council. The rebellion would be officially kicked off, and they still don’t have the supplies they’re waiting on from Timmony. Azune and Hal would have to go into hiding. There would be no chance of getting backing from the Council, because one of their members had been caught in the crossfire.

And in terms of public sentiment, none of the witnesses would have any context for what happened. All they saw was the Halovar forces walk up to a tavern and get met with a hail of crossbow bolts. The Photarch could spin that any way she wanted, and the Magpies would have a hard time countering that narrative.

But instead, what everyone saw was two Halovars, forty soldiers, and a Council member get sent scrambling by a stern word and a bit of lightning from Thaisha. There’s no way for the crowd to interpret that beyond “The Halovars don’t have as much control of the city as they want us to think. The Lloys, and the Druids, still hold more sway here.” It’s an incredibly humiliating setback for the Halovars, and it’s caused friction between them and the Council that the Schemers can exploit. And for the Magpies, it’s bought them crucial time to wait for reinforcements and continue laying the groundwork for the rebellion.

So everyone say thank you, Thaisha, for being such a stone cold badass.

[purr-in-ink]

Fluff yeah! 🐾🤍

[adrianfridge]

Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral

[misodraws45]

he’s kicking his feet giggling about his zone two girly with a grifters resume

[shovelwareyaoi]

[robowarrior-god]

I've had this idea stuck in my head all day

(Thank you to @nebulations for the alt ID!)

[phantomrose96]

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

[phantomrose96]

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

[phantomrose96]

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

[aka-blaa]

You know, when you said "negative-3 kill count," I, who haven't seen the anime, thought, "He resurrected 3 people?????" But I'm seeing here on the wiki that apparently resurrection in this anime is a terrible idea.

[phantomrose96]

Official addition to this post.

[kingpains]

i miss my cancelled wife

[kaigrozthemad]

I'm sorrt but STEPH HAS HER OWN SYMPOL????

[dargonthedrgn]

always has