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[loish]

Another value study ~ As someone who loves painting with color, it’s actually so freeing to just work in greyscale sometimes 🤍🩶

[super-hero-confessions]

I really miss reading Static fanfiction. I’ve been in the Static fandom so long that I’ve read almost every Static fanfic. Static has basically stopped getting fanfics. Every so often he and the Static Shock cartoon gets a new fic and old fics update, but they almost don’t get fanfics anymore. And it’s not like there isn’t enough material to work with. There’s alot of material to work with, like combining the cartoon canon and comics canon together, exploring She-bang’s character, crossovers and so much more. It would be cool if the Static reboot had fanfics. There’s alot of material people could be using for Static fanfics. Static still does get new fanfics but not constantly as before. I miss when Static and the Static Shock cartoon had constant new fanfics.

[meowzerswowzers]

virgil ;-;

[ilovetomotoes3000]

The wedding is about to begin!!

[acecrack-mack]

I ship it

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The bridesmaids and groomsmen are coming down the aisle!

[ilovetomotoes3000]

The ring bearer!!!

[acecrack-mack]

This is beautiful

[ilovetomotoes3000]

Flower girl with the bride and her father in tow!

[ilovetomotoes3000]

And everyone is in places!!!!!

[ilovetomotoes3000]

"if anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace"

[theladyoffangorn]

THIS IS MY MOMENT

MY FUCKING TIME TO SHINE

[ilovetomotoes3000]

“I OBJECT”

[ilovetomotoes3000]

{disapproving gasps}

[ilovetomotoes3000]

“Bethany!” The bride says. “You-you know this woman?” The groom says. He is baffled.

[dogwithpants]

I physically need to know what happens next

[ilovetomotoes3000]

“Why yes!” The bride says, “She is the only person I’ve ever really loved!”

[fallingofechoes-deactivated2022]

omg what a plot twist

[ilovetomotoes3000]

“Bethany, will you marry me?” The bride says.

[ilovetomotoes3000]

“Yes!” Bethany says and they both kiss.

[ilovetomotoes3000]

“Well then!” Says the groom, “I suppose if you’re marrying Bethany, I’ll marry Thomas!”

[ilovetomotoes3000]

Double wedding!

[ilovetomotoes3000]

Honeymoon photos!

[becausewhyknotme-deactivated202]

BRINGING THIS BACK FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL

[mrdyketator]

This is the most wholesome thing on Tumblr

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[kinschi]

The original golden child

[bastart13]

Mirabel still would have jumped

[funeral-clown]

actually supervillains with kid hero nemeses are hysterical bc if i was a billionaire and i found out the kid who was also my nemesis was a preteen orphan i would simply adopt them. oh you’re going to stop my nefarious schemes? how when you’re grounded. go to your room

[funeral-clown]

the trick is be a good parent so they don’t wanna fight you. son if you topple my criminal empire how will i pay for your college? reverse batmanning

[funeral-clown]

Weaponized guilt. Son you’re out on a school night? When you have that big science test tomorrow? I thought you’d be studying…getti g some rest…no I’m not mad I’m just. Well a little disappointed I guess. What do you mean this wouldn’t be happening if I’d stop robbing banks their insurance covers it son money isn’t real

[funeral-clown]

Who’s this guy is he your “sidekick”? That’s so cute when are you having him over for dinner. I’m not teasing I think it’s sweet I’m glad you’re making friends. Side note how durable is he I’m about to throw a car at you

[ultrainfinitepit]

My cat has to wear a cone this week and it made me think of an angel whose halo is a cone.

[ultrainfinitepit]

Local idiot is cone-free and back on his regular sillyzone nonsense.

[numinous-queer]

I am obsessed with the theological implications of this

[rubyfruitnb]

I know a lot of lesbians that used to identify as bi who worried that coming out as a lesbian would contribute to invalidating bisexuality in some way, by making it seem like a “stepping stone” to coming out as gay. I’ve also known bi women who identified as lesbians and changed their labels later, and worried that they were contributing to some kind of idea about how men can ~turn lesbians. I just wanted to say that it’s no individual lesbian or bi women’s responsibility to fix straight people’s perceptions of us. Like, it’s not your duty to serve as a political symbol! It’s your duty to find happiness even if that means changing ur label at some points.

[vsemily]

Complete Weirdos

[strongermonster]

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.

[baronmagikcarp]

That last line is hysterical because I was living in an apartment once by myself that odd things happened in and the rent was super cheap. One night I went out in my living room because I’d heard my name get called and I was irritated and said, “Either cut this shit out or start paying rent because I will exorcise you if you don’t.” It was quite after that.

[arcane-ish]

*urge rising to post a “Some people apparently don’t understand the concept of shipping” lecture*

Like… you do realize that shippers don’t actually magically make stuff appear in canon, right? That like writers make those decisions? Especially on a show like Arcane that probably has already finished their scripts for season 2? 

So if you don’t like something in canon then maybe you should take it up with the writers and not the shippers?

And you like know that shipping isn’t really bound by canon? Like not every shipper even wants their ship to end up in canon and I would say an even higher percentage understands that there is a good chance that whatever they like won’t end up in canon. Again, see large list of shipping for non-canon/unlikely to end up in canon ships. Because like, a lot of people use canon just as a jumping off point to spin their own ideas? 

Furthermore the position “aww, they look cute or hot or cool or fun together” does not imply that your position is also “and I want them to take over the show and the show to be only about that anymore”. People are capable of finding multiple things cute in a casual manner. It’s totally a thing that people do. Plenty of time, shipping is not that deep for people that they go “omg, I’ll die and start boycott campaigns if my ship does not become canon and get all of the screentime”, plenty of time for plenty of people it’s just “hey, that looks cute together, let me doodle a picture of them/like a cute picture of them”. 

(not to mention that in the case of Arcane, some of that shipping actually predates the show, so what, you are gonna try and shame people for shipping something because YOU think it shouldn’t be part of canon Arcane when it is something they liked before Arcane was even a thing?)

Never thought the need for a rant like that might be prompted by a ship as comparatively vanilla as fucking Jinx and Ekko. (who on top of everything they are are borderline confirmed that they are NOT going to have a relationship in Arcane canon because the writers hinted heavily that they are not going to put Jinx in a romantic relationship with anybody) 

Like that’s usually the kind of “it’s just fiction” and “yes we realize it’s not going to be canon” debates people have over like the hardcore incest/age difference/protagonist&antagonist/A tried to kill or actually successfully killed B or B’s family ships. Not over “two teenagers who are not related and neither is in a relationship with anybody else nor does it to our knowledge violate their sexual preferences as neither of them have defined in that regard in one way or another to this point”.  (especially since the actually controversial part of “oh and btw, she’s kind of maybe a mass murderer” at no point entered the conversation) 

Once more: 

- Not all shipping means tht the shippers expect or even want to have it to end up in canon - Some shipping uses the canon material only as a jumping off point and lives happily in a fantasy version of the show that is quite removed from the source material - The vast majoriy of shipping is fully aware that their shipping (ie that 300 chapter hardcore porn picking out the curtains fic) will never end up in canon, that like even in the best circumstances only a fraction of what they can imagine will ever be part of canon - Fiction is not reality. ie just because a character like Jinx for example murdered fictional people in a fictional world does not mean that people who think she is cool or interesting murder people in real life or condone other people’s murder in real life - It’s up to the writers to make responsible writing decisions for their pieces of media. Writers likely make writing decisions on their own shipper preferences or if they follow something just because it is popular (again debatably so, imo it’s unlikely to really get writers to write a ship they don’t connect with at all/that they don’t already like on some level) that would mean that they are very weak willed, which is a writing problem in itself. 

[takerfoxx]

Jinx/Ekko is one of those ships where, like Shinji/Asuka or whatever, I feel like it really cannot and probably should not happen within the canon of the show because their shared history and damage would make it an absolute disaster (look, she killed his friends right in front of him, okay?), but man is imagining the alternate universe where he managed to get through to her in time and things progressed from there just the most adorable shit ever.

Like, can you imagine Vi getting out of prison (it would have a different catalyst since Jinx wouldn't have blown up those enforcers) and finds Powder as one of the Firelights? And the dawning realization when she puts it together that they're a thing? And Ekko's the one to sit down with Powder and convince her to give Vi another chance because obviously that day at the factory is still a huge thing to her? And the apparitions of Mylo and Claggor still haunt her, but they're a bit more benevolent now?

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[wingedcorgi]

vi’s got some impeccable game.

[therosielord]

So let’s go over all of Disney’s “First Openly Gay!!!!” Characters:

Finding Dory features Disney’s first openly gay characters!

Two lesbian moms who appear onscreen for 2 seconds and have no lines

Frozen features Disney’s first openly gay character!

Minor character who refers to a grown man and a bunch of children as his “family,” which could possibly imply that the man is his husband, possibly, if you squint real hard

Beauty and the Beast features Disney’s first openly gay character!

A character literally named “The Fool” whose entire personality is being ugly and stupid dances with a man for like 3 seconds

Avengers Endgame features Disney’s first openly gay character!

Nameless character with 2 lines mentions something vague about going on a date with a guy, never appears again

The Rise of Skywalker features Disney’s first openly gay character!

Two nameless lesbians with no lines share a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it kiss that last about 0.2 seconds

Onward features Disney’s first openly gay character!

A kind of butch looking ugly troll who is also a cop???

[tiny--cryptid]

Bruno to that one woman in town