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Jalen | Instagram:@jelawson11

[akaiiros]

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

[catchymemes]

[only-tiktoks]

[taur]

[animentality]

[bob-belcher]

[m-oroiu-deactivated20230611]

are actors even allowed to say no to a marvel role like maybe they get a burlap sack thrown over their heads, herded into a white van and some nasty evil voices goes 'you've been selected to portray the asbestos lady in our 10th attempt to make the fantastic four a thing'

[auroraborealis1890]

[auroraborealis1890]

Good morning to only the person that tagged this as adhdammit

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

[makeuphall]

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

running a fool’s errand y’all need anything?

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame

[wordfather]

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[teaboot]

Fun hot take: Literally every living organism you eat is genetically modified in some capacity and without the necessary education to give that information any kind of meaningful context, "😊GMO Free 😊" is just another bullshit magic phrase a company can slap onto a box in order to charge a bloke with good intentions $7 extra for doing jack shit all

[ladiesofcinema]

PHOEBE WALLER-BRIDGE in FLEABAG