Take Me To The Lakes Where All The Poets Went To Die

93-liner . Potterhead . Theater Trash . K-Drama Addict . Superhero Fanatic . Not Jobless . Tired AF . Forever Depressed . Won't Hesitate to Cut A Bitch

[tennant]

- Martha Jones, you saved the world. - Yes, I did. I spent a lot of time with you thinking I was second best, but you know what? I am good.

Freema Agyeman as Martha Jones in Doctor Who - Season 3

[rslashrats]

why do these people make biden sound more cool than he actually is

[odin-n-out]

Can’t wait to hex all the fascists with the Vice Witch

[mersheeple]

Quick question from a British person...

How can one have an abortion "after child is born"?

[rslashrats]

not accepting questions from british people at this time

[demonius-darkblade]

Every time I see a pic of McConnell it looks like he's in indescribable agony

[demonius-darkblade]

god bless our troops o7

[archgayge]

[perioddramasource]

EMMA 2020 | requested by anonymous

[austenesque]

#this is a 100% moron only zone#they’re both upset because they BOTH think they’re being rejected#despite it being literally the opposite of what’s happening here#one of them said the word ‘friend’ by accident and it set off an echo chamber of assumed rejection#and both decided they were being rejected and both start having category 5 emo meltdowns#you’re both! trying! to tell each other! how much you love them!#don’t make me spray you with the water bottle#emma 2020 (x)

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

This explains a whole fucking lot, actually

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Green Witch Vibing

[meyhew]

i think the person writing these headlines deserves a raise

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

God I was at that restaurant in Annapolis yesterday that serves those 4 lbs milkshakes and these two dudes were just finishing one together and people were asking them for tips and they were like “you have to get like mint chocolate chip or something because if there’s no texture it gets too boring to finish” and all I could keep thinking was that it can only be a matter of time before some god wipes this town off the map and we will have earned it with our disgusting hubris

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Everyone who has ever finished one of these will have it weighed against a feather when they die

[bearisthename]

Doable? Maybe

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Listen. After the Burger Incident of 2016 I’ve learned to accept my fragile mortality and live within the boundaries set for humanity by the Universe.

[bearisthename]

I’m a little nervous but my curiosity is overwhelming~ what, pray tell, is the Burger incident of 2016?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

In 2016 the day Pokémon Go came out I worked up a big appetite with my friends and we went to Steak ‘n Shake and I decided that none of the burgers looked big enough which…..I don’t know if I thought the photos on the menu were actual size I don’t know what was going on but

I asked the server for the biggest one they had and she said “that’s the 7x7, it’s not on the menu…you don’t want that”

And immediately my friends knew I was fucked because I felt challenged which I blame on my middle child syndrome and also on that I am by birth just an idiot so I ordered it without knowing competitive food bloggers write entire articles about this thing.

I sort of knew I was in trouble when the cook came to see who’d ordered it but I wasn’t backing down and in the end I ate all 1300 calories and THEN the fries and ALSO my shake and I had to go to my friend’s and take a three hour nap and when I woke up I was so fucked up that I just started eating leaves straight off her mint plant because antacids weren’t going to cut it.

Then I complained for like two days and Ultimately I learned absolutely nothing.

[sissy-butch]

In case anyone wanted a visual for the 7x7

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Hubris

[dragonkingofthestars]

When you can’t decided between pride and gluttony so commit both sins at the same time.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This is the only comment allowed now

[derrygirlsgifs]

[rainbow-femme]

When my mom and aunt were younger my aunt was in high school and my mom in middle school. A group of girls were bullying my aunt and one slapped her in the lunch room. The principal met with my grandma and the other mom. He said they weren’t punishing the other girl because he didn’t get involved in “girl problems.” My grandma asked if that meant my aunt could retaliate the next time it happened and he said no then it would be a fight and they’d both get in trouble.

So my grandma turned away from him and to the other mom and said “I have another daughter. She doesn’t go to this school and she’s a star softball player with her own bat. You can tell your daughter to stop bothering mine or you can drive her to the hospital with a shattered jaw. That’s your choice.” And walked out.

Few months later that girl stole a necklace from my aunt. My grandma called the cops and they all drove to her house to get it back. The cop came outside with it and said he told the family my grandma wouldn’t press charges if they gave it back. My grandma took the necklace and said “Then you’re going to have to go in and tell them you lied because I am pressing charges. She’s a thief and I want her treated like one.”

My grandma was a single mom in the 70s with two daughters and she took no shit from men who tried to undermine her and her daughters.

[rainbow-femme]

She also got excommunicated and then re-communicated after bothering the Vatican enough to let her back in

[rainbow-femme]

She doesn’t even like being Catholic and is Episcopalian now. It was more of a “You can’t fire me, I quit!” which is even better, at least to me

[owlinadayswork]

op im begging you for more stories

[freshmoviequotes]

Knives Out (2019)

[july-19th-club]

me reading back my own writing

[whitepeopletwitter]

[byecolonizer]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2018/07/30/lebron-james-promise-school-akron-ohio/862159002/

Some people don’t understand how big this is, opening a school, especially a public one is a huge undertaking and even with LeBron money it’s costly.

It’s really nice to see black celebs and athletes actually show their support for the community, rather than sparing a few words about it.

[byecolonizer]

[biitumen]

excuse me mr fucking bezos??

[riddlesdiary]

[aaawhyme]

I don’t remember this scene of breaking bad

[moonchild-721]

[lyresandlasers]

list of favorite things as a fanfic author:

When someone is really freaking mad at me for inducing an emotional response from them

when readers give me a background of how/when they read my writing

when readers give me a background of why they shouldn’t have been reading my writing (usually while at work)

when readers quote my work back to me in comments

the frickin’ real heroes here, the ones who comment on every chapter of an ongoing multi-chapter fic

[makeapactwithme-deactivated2021]

Comments on my writing are my absolute favorite thing. Even just saying, “I liked it” or commenting with a gif or picture? Literally makes my day. I could care less about the number of likes, it’s comments that make continuing writing worthwhile. 

[mistflarden-deactivated20200816]

“In Europe they–”

WHERE in Europe??!? WHERE??? You mean Iceland?? Azerbaijan? The Netherlands? Liechtenstein???? THERE ARE 50 COUNTRIES IN EUROPE. ALL WITH DIFFERENT CULTURES. SO PRAY TELL ME, WHERE IN FUCKING EUROPE.

[eldriitchmurmurs]

in europe they got antisemitism

[number-one-malloc-appreciator]