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I technically have been here for two years buuut i havent actually doen any kinda introductions,just said i was a twitter refugee amd left it buuut a intro would be nice so here i am :))

hi im marceline, just call me marz

Ive been on earth foor 16 years? and some months,ive got a fuckton of siblings and a crippling mentality

Im in a shittone of fandoms and i have a different fixation per day

Im easily distracted and me holding a relationship is like me holding warm butter so if u can handle distant anti socials

Hi :]]

I have a crippling Ao3 addiction and have short term memory (kinda)

I also read manhwa if ur into tht too (manhwa,manhua,manga,danmei(limited) u name it)

Unfortunately i dont really do anime anymore,like i know basic summaries but i dont watch the anime

i mostly read the manga

I am a Neptunic NB who goes be all pronouns +Star/Starself (if u couldnt tell i have a space hyperfix)

List of Fandoms im in

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How To Name Your Chinese Characters:

1) LAST NAMES:

I’ve pasted the Top 100 common last names in alphabetical order, and bolded the ones that appear in CQL:

B: 白 Bai C: 蔡 Cai ; 曹 Cao ; 常 Chang ; 曾 Ceng ; 陈 Chen ; 程 Cheng ; 崔 Cui ; D: 戴 Dai ; 邓 Deng ; 丁 Ding ; 董 Dong ; 杜 Du ; F: 范 Fan ; 方 Fang ; 冯 Feng ; 付 Fu ; G: 高 Gao ; 葛 Ge ; 龚 Gong ; 顾 Gu ; 郭 Guo ; H: 韩 Han ; 何 He ; 贺 He 洪 Hong ; 侯 Hou ; 黄 Hua ; 胡 Hu ; J: 贾 Jia ; 蒋 Jiang ; 姜 Jiang ; 江 Jiang ; 金 Jin ; K: 康 Kang ; L: 赖 Lai ; 李 Li ; 黎 Li ; 廖 Liao ; 梁 Liang ; 林 Lin ; 刘 Liu ; 陆 Lu ; 卢 Lu ; 路 Lu ; 吕 Lü ; 罗 Luo ; M: 马 Ma ; 麦 Mai ; 毛 Mao ; 孟 Meng ; N: 倪 Ni ; 牛 Niu ; P: 潘 Pan ; 彭 Peng ; Q: 钱 Qian ; 秦 Qin ; 邱 Qiu ; R:任 Ren ; S: 邵 Shao ; 沈 Sheng ; 史 Shi ; 石 Shi ; 施 Shi ; 宋 Song ; 苏 Su ; 孙 Sun ; T: 陶 Tao ; 谭 Tan ; 唐 Tang ; 田 Tian ; W: 万 Wan ; 王 Wang ; 汪 Wang ; 魏 Wei ; 吴 Wu ; X: 邢 Xing ; 夏 Xia ; 蕭 Xiao ; 谢 Xie ; 徐 Xu ; 许 Xu ; 薛 Xue ; Y: 阎 Yan ; 严 Yan ; 杨 Yang ; 姚 Yao ; 叶 Ye ; 余 Yu ; 于 Yu ; 袁 Yuan ; Z: 张 Zhang ; 赵 Zhao ; 郑 Zheng ; 钟 Zhong ; 周 Zhou ; 朱 Zhu ; 庄 Zhuang ; 邹 Zou ;

Above are all single character last names, but there are some double character Chinese last names, seen below (list not exhaustive):

独孤 Du’Gu ; 公孙 Gong’Sun ; 南宫 Nan’Gong 欧阳 Ou’Yang ; 司马 Si’Ma ; 上官 Shang’Guan ; 宇文 Yu’Wen ; 长孙 Zhang’Sun ; 诸葛 Zhu’GE ;

2) GIVEN NAMES/COURTESY NAMES

《Elements》:

Light*：光 (guāng) - light，亮 liàng - bright / shine，明 (míng) - bright，曦 (xī) - early dawn，昀 (yún) - daylight，昭 (zhāo) - light, clear，照 (zhào) - to shine upon，

Fire: 焰 (yàn) - flames，烟 (yān) - smoke，炎 (yán) - heat/burn，烨 (yè) - dazzling light，

Water: also see “weather” OR “bodies of water” under nature; note the words below while are related to water have meanings that mean some kind of virtue: 清 (qīng) - clarity / purity，澄 (chéng) - clarity/quiet，澈 (chè) - clear/penetrating，涟 (lián) - ripple，漪 (yī) - ripple，泓 (hóng) - vast water，湛 (zhàn) - clear/crystal，露 (lù) - dew，泠 (líng) - cool, cold, 涛 (tāo) - big wave，泽 (zé)，浩 hào - grand/vast (water)，涵 (han) - deep submergence / tolerance / educated

Weather: 雨 (yǔ) - rain，霖 (lín) - downpouring rain，冰 (bīng) - ice，雪 (xuě) - snow，霜 (shuāng) - frost

Wind: 风 (fēng) - wind

* some “Light” words overlap in meaning with words that mean “sun/day”

《Nature》:

Season: 春 (chūn) - spring，夏 (xià) - summer，秋 (qíu) - aumtum，冬 (dōng) - winter

Time of Day: 朝 (zhāo) - early morning / toward，晨 (chén) - morning / dawn，晓 (xiǎo) - morning，旭 (xù) - dawn/rising sun，昼 (zhòu) - day，皖 (wǎn) - late evening，夜 (yè) - night

Star/Sky/Space: 云 (yún) - cloud，天 (tiān) - sky/ heaven，霞 (xiá) - afterglow of a rising or setting sun，月 (yuè) - moon，日 (ri) - day / sun，阳 (yáng) - sun，宇 (yǔ) - space，星 (xīng) - star

Birds: 燕 (yàn) - sparrow，雁 (yàn) - loon，莺 (yīng) - oriole，鸢 (yuān) - kite bird (family Accipitridae)，羽 (yǔ) - feather

Creatures: 龙 (lóng) - dragon/imperial

Plants/Flowers:* 兰 (lán) - orchids，竹 (zhú) - bamboo，筠 (yún) - tough exterior of bamboos，萱 (xuān) - day-lily，松 (sōng) - pine，叶 (yè) - leaf，枫 (fēng) - maple，柏 bó/bǎi - cedar/cypress，梅 (méi) - plum，丹 (dān) - peony

Mountains: 山 (shān)，峰 (fēng) - summit，峥 (zhēng)，

Bodies of water: 江 (jiāng) - large river/straits，河 (hé) - river，湖 (hú) - lake，海 (hǎi) - sea，溪 (xī) - stream，池 (chí) - pond，潭 (tán) - larger pond，洋 (yáng) - ocean

* I didn’t include a lot of flower names because it’s very easy to name a character with flowers that heavily implies she’s a prostitute.

《Virtues》:

Astuteness: 睿 ruì - astute / foresight，智 (zhi)，慧 (hui)，哲 (zhé) - wise/philosophy,

Educated: 博 (bó) - extensively educated，墨 (mo) - ink，诗 (shi) - poetry / literature，文 (wén) - language / gentle / literary，学 (xue) - study，彦 (yàn) - accomplished / knowledgeable, 知 (zhi) - to know，斌 (bīn) - refined，赋 (fù) - to be endowed with knowledge

Loyalty: 忠 (zhōng) - loyal，真 (zhēn) - true

Bravery: 勇 (yǒng) - brave，杰 (jié) - outstanding, hero

Determination/Perseverance: 毅 (yì) - resolute / brave，恒 (héng) - everlasting，衡 (héng) - across, to judge/evaluate，成 (chéng) - to succeed，志 (zhì) - aspiration / the will

Goodness/Kindness: 嘉 (jiā) - excellent / auspicious，磊 (lěi) - rock / open & honest，正 (zhèng) - straight / upright / principle，

Elegance: 雅 (yǎ) - elegant，庄 (zhuāng) - respectful/formal/solemn，彬 (bīn) - refined / polite，

Handsome: 俊 jùn - handsome/talented

Peace: 宁 (níng) - quietness/to pacify, 安（ān) - peace, safety

Grandness/Excellence：宏 (hóng) - grand，豪 (háo) - grand, heroic，昊 (hào) - limitless / the vast sky，华 (huá) - magnificent，赫 (hè) - red/famous/great，隆 (lóng) - magnificent，伟 (wěi) - greatness / large，轩 (xuān) - pavilion with a view/high，卓 (zhuó) - outstanding

Female Descriptor/Virtues/Beauty: 婉 (wǎn)，惠 (huì)，妮 (nī)，娇 (jiāo)，娥 (é)，婵 (chán) (I didn’t include specific translations for these because they’re all adjectives for women meaning beauty or virtue)

《Descriptors》:

Adverbs: 如 (rú) - as，若 (ruò) - as, alike，宛 (wǎn) - like / as though，

Verbs: 飞 (fēi) - to fly，顾（gù) - to think/consider，怀 (huái) - to miss, to possess，落(luò) - to fall, to leave behind，梦 (mèng) - to dream，思 (sī) - to consider / to miss (someone)，忆 (yì) - memory，希 (xī) - yearn / admire

Colours: 红 (hóng) - red，赤 (chì) - crimson，黄 (huàng) - yellow，碧 (bì) - green，青(qīng) - azure，蓝 (lán) - blue，紫 (zǐ) - violet ，玄 (xuán) - black，白 (baí) - white

Number：一 (yī), 二 (er) - two, 三 (san) - three, 四 (si) - four, 五 (wu) - five, 六 (liu) - six, 七(qi) - seven, 八 (ba) - eight, 九 (jiu) - nine, 十 (shi) - ten

Direction: 东 (dōng) - east，西 (xi) - west，南 (nan) - south，北 (bei) - north，

Other: 子 (zǐ) - child, 然 (rán) - correct / thusly

《Jade》: *there are SO MANY words that generally mean some kind of jade, bc when ppl put jade in their children’s name they don’t literally mean the rock, it’s used to symbolize purity, goodness, kindness, beauty, virtue etc* 琛 (chen), 瑶 (yao), 玥 (yue), 琪 (qi), 琳 (lin)

《Spirituality》

凡 (fan) - mortality

色 (se) - colour, beauty. In buddhism, “se” symbolizes everything secular

了 (liao) - finished, done, letting go

尘 (chen) - dust, I’m not… versed in buddhism enough to explain “chen”, it’s similar to “se”

悟 (wu) - knowing? Cognition? To understand a higher meaning

无 (wu) - nothing, the void, also part of like “letting go”

戒 (jie) - to “quit”, but not in a bad way. In buddhism, monks are supposed to “quit” their earthly desires.

极 (ji) - greatness, also related to the state of nirvana (? I think?)

aphantasias

discovering ilya's gasp after shane immediately obeys "more" ... biblical

drenched-in-sunlight

thank you for the amazing halftime show 💙❤️🥰

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Tim: I've come to you in a time of great need. I need Dick and Bruce to get off my back.

Danny: I see and what's it worth to you?

Tim: A date.

Danny: Deal! Show them this movie. Got it from a neighboring universe.

Tim: What's it about?

Danny: A little girl who has a chronic illness and is slowly dying while her neglectful parents abandon her to be raised by her older brother who is bearly older than her. He hates and resents her but she never hates him because she relies on him to survive and feels like that's love enough. She is treated like a burden by her parentified brother who takes care of her until she dies in her sleep after telling him that she will always love him. It's the perfect movie to fill your family with guilt and I use it on Jazz all the time. It will make you want to curl up into a ball and cry though.

Tim: That's evil. I'll take it.

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-okay okay I learned my lesson. No more making up media for posts. (I will probably forget and do it again)

-Next movie night-

Movie:What are you sorry for this time, Melody? Being born? Being sick all the damn time? Existing? It's not like you had a choice in any of it. No one wanted you around to begin with.

Damian:*biting the inside of his cheek* who let Drake pick the movie?

Movie:If you're dying, Melody, just do everyone a favor and hurry it up. Don't drag this out any longer. No one wants to watch you waste away in that bed. I'll get your fucking medicine. But this is the last goddamn time I'm saving your miserable ass, understand?

Bruce: *looking at the ceiling so he doesn't tear up of course* He can't mean that.

Movie:I love you. I know you hate me. I know you'd be happy if I was gone. But you're all I have in this world so I can't help but love you. You're my only family. If you weren't here I'd be dead.

Dick: *Has been crying the entire movie* noooo....please. She loves so much and he just-ghuaaa *sniff*

Movie:I'm not your family, Melody. I'm just the poor sap who got stuck with the job of keeping you alive. Don't mistake my grudging obligation for love.

Jason:*understands this too well and it hurts so much* fuck, I hate this so much.

Movie:I had gotten it from the medical school, I told her that I needed the heart monitor for research. That was a damn lie. I didn't know why I had done it, only that I couldn't bear the thought of her dying alone, unnoticed, unremembered. Or maybe I just wanted to know the moment when she finally dies and the exact moment I'd be free. That's so fucked up. I'm actually waiting for my sister to die...for my sake!

Cassandra: *walkes out of the room after feeling an emotion*

Movie:Last time we went to the hospital the doctor told me it wasn't long before her heart gave out. Even if an eligible donor could be found we wouldn't be able to afford the surgery. It would take a miracle for her to survive. Let's face it...there aren't enough miracles to go around... I'm just a kid! Why is it my job to do all this! I don't want to watch her die! I don't want this damn responsibility!

Barbara: *bearly holding it together and has been silently tearing up*

Movie:Goodbye, Melody. I'm sorry I couldn't protect you. I'm sorry I couldn't be the brother you deserved. I'm sorry I hated you for so long. Maybe in the next life, Melody, we can be a real family. But for now, it's time for you to let go and be free of all this pain.

Stephanie: *sobbing* Duke, why aren't you crying?

Duke:*absolutely destroyed and going to breakdown later* I cry on the inside.

-Later-

Tim:*eyes red from crying* I think tye movie had the opposite effect. They aren't mad anymore but now they won't leave me or the rest of the family alone. Even Damian is being nicer.

Danny: Sooo...is the date still on the table?

(Ha, you thought I'd stop making stuff up?! Jokes on you!)

megasweetbones

The family is going to ask where he got that movie. Especially when they can't find a copy anywhere. And when Tim tells them it came from his new boyfriend, they're going to question why that's a movie he'd give to someone he's dating.

"I asked for a sad movie." Tim rushes to excuse. He doesn't want them thinking bad about his new boyfriend, so he was fine with taking the fall

"It's actually how we started dating. I knew he loved indie bands, games, and movies. I had told him that their was no way to fully get immersed in an indie movie, cause of the low quality. He bet me he could find one that would make me cry. I told him that if he won, he'd take me on a date. And if I won, I'd take him on a date. Super cheesey, I know. But it worked. I did find out that he makes indie movies and his friends make games and music."

"Did... he make that one?" Jason hesitantly asked. "Cause you could have fooled me if you said it was a professional movie."

"He wrote the outline for the story and half of the script. Said it was based on something that happened in his own life. It's really good isn't it?"

And happily walks away. He got to brag about his new boyfriend, and bag about him. Even if he'd have to go tell Danny the cover story. He'd probably get to listen to more Dumpty Humpty with Danny.

Meanwhile, the family now has a bad impression, thinking Danny's a shit brother who profited off his sister's death. Or, was a friend of the brother and did nothing to help.

Until Damian sees Danny the first time.

Tim had brought the other young man the the manor to watch movies in the theater room, and had left to go to the bathroom. Danny was sat on one of the seats on the very edge of the row. There was a folded walker next to him. Despite how warm the manor was kept, the young man hadn't taken off his oversized Red Robin sweater.

As Damian got closer, he realized that Danny was wearing a cloth medical mask in dark blue with stars on it. He had a disposable eye patch in blue. There was also a single, navy blue, compression glove on his left hand.

When Danny saw him approaching, he perked up.

"Hi! You must be one of Tim's brothers. Damian, right?" His one visible eye upturned with the raise of his cheek, so he must be smiling.

He looked so friendly. Bubbly even.

"Yes, I am. I just wanted to check if my brother's partner was... good." Damian internally cringed at how flatly he ended the sentence.

Danny nodded sagely in understanding.

"Ah. You have to make sure I'm not mean or too weird. Hopefully, I'll pass the test on the first one. But I doubt I'll pass the second." Danny chuckled. "It's nice to see he has such a loving family."

"May I ask why you are wearing an eye patch and mask?"

"Oh, I have some scars I know look scary."

"I highly doubt Timothy would care about how your scars look. And no one in this family will look at you in a cruel way for having scars."

"Yeah, I know Tim doesn't care. But I don't like people looking at me with pity."

"That is... fair. However, if you feel that someone is looking at you with pity, just tell them. Most everyone will stop doing so or leave."

"Eh, it's your house. I don't want to make anyone leave."

"I assure you, the manor is large enough to do so. If you are to be my brother's partner, we will all have to get used to you. It would not do for you to feel uncomfortable for something you can not change."

"Ha, how sweet. But I doubt Tim will want to stay with me when I'm pretty boring. So there's no need to get used to me."

"I have found that the only way Tim will stop caring about a person he has chosen to pursue, whether as a friend, family member, or partner, is if he's dead. He is still kind towards all his ex's. If you are correct, and he does break up with you, you will still be welcomed at the manor as long as you are friends. It is in my best interest to get used to your presence."

"Wow, you sure know how to debate. You should join a team and keep practicing that skill. Alright, I'll take them off if Tim thinks it's okay."

"If I think what is okay?" The other young man asked as he entered the room.

"If you think me showing Damian my scars is okay."

"Unfortunately, the kid has seen way worse. He won't care. He's more interested in them now, because you're hiding them. Soon as you show them, he'll lose interest."

"Timothy." Damian tried to growl.

~

Long story short, Damian tells the rest of the family that Danny was, most likely, Melody.

Neglectful parents, an older sibling that was forced to take care of them, and severe disabilities that make it hard to be on his own. Danny had even said how he had once wanted to be an astronaut, but that he has a heart condition that prevents him from doing so.

Which leads to one family movie night that they invited Danny to. Him and Tim are cuddling until they fall asleep halfway through the movies being watched. (I'm going to put that it was probably a movie marathon of Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter.) Cassandra notices Danny's not breathing and rushes across the room to check Danny's pulse.

She stands straight up and leaves the room when she can't find one.

Bruce had rushed after her when she had checked on Danny, so he took over gently pulling the cold body away, and tried to find a pulse himself.

Nothing.

Bruce tells Dick to call an ambulance. He knows chest compressions would do nothing in this case. Jason hands him a blanket to put over Danny's body, then goes to burrito Tim and move him from the room. Duke sits next to Bruce, staring at the covered body in confusion. Stephanie goes to comfort Cass, and to flee the scene to cry. Damian hugs his dog to disassociation from the situation.

"Uh? Bruce? I really think you should do chest compressions."

"It's too late Duke. It's been too long and he's too cold."

"No, Bruce, he's still glowing. He always has a glow around him and it hasn't changed in the slightest. Hell, maybe just turn him on his side and thump his back. You know, like a drowning victim? Maybe he just needs someone to force his lungs to work? I don't know. But he's still there. We have to try."

Bruce looks at him, unsure. But he turns Danny on his side and and thumps his back. Hard.

And Danny's gasping.

Coughing from the sudden assault while he slept.

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Danny definitely likes the movie because it echoes the feelings he has for Dani and Jazz's feelings towards him. Watching a sibling die, neglectful parents, bearing the responsibility of raising someone as a child yourself. Also when he watches it with Jazz she gets clingy and holds Danny the whole time.

Jazz would tell the Waynes she made the film based on the struggles they went through. If anyone even suggested she was like the brother in the movie she'd throw a fit. The brother was a representation of repressed emotions and resentment.

Yes, Danny is Melody but so is Dani. They tell them that their youngest sister died of a medical condition she was born with.

Jazz and Danny are incredibly loving but also have a deep sadness and loss.

hell2theyeah

I can imagine Danny being openly talking and loving about Jazz, and how much she means to him.

And the batfam (minus Tim, because he has more details) just moving that bad impression onto her instead. Since how dare she, when Danny is so sweet to her despite what he showed she did in the movie.

Because apparently, for a family of detectives, they're really bad at metaphors, themes and media analysis. And took the film too literally.

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Media literacy is dead.😔

Wait, till they see the other movies Danny likes.

meira-3919

Is there actually a movie like this though??? Like I'd watch this!!!!

pmthenight

kyri45

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV/ FIRST / )

Next part is coming on February 4th , 2PM ET.

Do not. Miss it!!

Boy I had so many emotions drawing all the flashbacks. It was such an emotional rollercoaster bc these bitches went throught SO MUCH! Still, despite everything, love prevails. Forgiveness is possible.

oH YEAH I'm going all in with the Spirited Away reference because it's MY au and I get to add as many references to my fav movies as I want.

Again, prepare your phones.

yunevan-n

TIME TRAVEL PART 2

Part 01, Part 02

I have a script for how this, I can't waittt to post the next part!!

Jimmy is going to be fun(terrifying) to work with. Also, imagine having to try to talk after been stuck without lips, face, hearing and everything for months-

AND having to deal with the fact that you fucked up bad

Anyway I'll go back to drawing the next part, bye

insomniphic

Make Believe!AU where the crew is just children playing pretend!

[Next Part]

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longtangledjourney

TANGLED INCANTATIONS

HEALING INCANTATION

Flower gleam and glow, Let your power shine, Make the clock reverse, Bring back what once was mine,

Heal what has been hurt, Change the fates’ design, Save what has been lost Bring back what once was mine, What once was mine.

DECAYING INCANTATION

Wither and decay, End this destiny, Break these earthly chains, And set the spirit free, The spirit free.

SUN DROP ULTIMATE INCANTATION

Power of the Sun, Gift me with your light, Shine into the dark, Restore our fading sight,

Rise into the dawn, Blazing star so bright, Burn away the strife, Let my hope ignite, Let hope ignite.

MOON STONE ULTIMATE INCANTATION

Crescent high above, Evolving as you go, Raise what lies beneath, And let the darkness grow,

Bend it to my will, Consume the sunlight’s glow, Rise into the sky, And let the darkness grow, Let darkness grow.

(plz reblog)

rox-of-iu

hulloo, i am here once again with cultivate....but not the usual one (~_~;)

so funny thing! i had most of these already done from before, but felt a bit silly so i didnt post them. but then (spoiler) we got Tao Ying in his fresh new look and like.. i had to draw him and post the rest of the gang along with him hksfh. so here, the sillays

🍑Tao Ying

🐉Qing Mushu

🦆 The Empress

🐗The General

aaand more sillies of the goobers

aaaaand thats it hdjhdsjfhds so sorry for the long post lmao

characters yoinked from @neonghostcat cultivate

koipalm

liushennnn in my attendant sy au (read right to left)

notes on this au:

aachria

So like..... I had a DREAM

so it was the marineford war, expect it was on my grandma's roof, my DEAD grandma's roof, (we kinda sold the house after she died, so like last time I saw that roof was back when I was 12) and ED was there, and for some reason they were my cousin's step sibling? Wtf? And not just any cousin, no, nah- it's the one that HATES one piece with a passion, (I remember fighting with him once about it and like got pushed and ended up breaking my leg, but no worries I gave him a black eye hehe~ [he insulted Louf's DREAM!!!!!!]) So yeah Ed was my ¿step-cousin?

And remember when you asked what tattoo do we think Ed would get, well since I didn't really have an answer my consciences came up with something, ED HAD A FULL SLEEVE DRAGON MAFIA LOOKING TATTO FOR SOME REASON AHHHHH-

And for some reason my cousin was wearing a maid's dress?

ANYWAYS there was an oven there too and Kizaru was cooking pizza while waiting for the execution to start.. And Ed didn't want to take it because and they said something along the lines of "No way! I don't eat pizza, I'm strictly anti-cannibal!"I don't really remember well.

And there was a time skip. [Like total blank I don't remember shit]

And then somehow we ended up in my current roof, wich have very very VERY low walls so like people were falling everywhere (and my cousin was no longer there wohoooooo!)

And like Santa clause came in riding chopper and said "English or Spanish" and then for some reason the fight became medieval style with horses and swords and shit and then ghosts?

Yk the SpongeBob ghost, yah dude appeared and gave his hat to Ed who was now wearing a knight armor, and then Ed gave everyone the middle finger and went "Domain expansion: skibidi toilet" and yeah we saved Ace!!!

And it ended with me jumping off the roof because yah- 👍🏼

Wonderful dream 10/10 would try again

I have no words and yet so very many questions

heisoark

Thank you for your patience, I hope you can predict where this goes

Au info - pt1 - pt2 - pt3 - pt4 - pt5

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Consider: He is a little sweetie pie.

Consider further: he is standing very politely because he is a little sweetie pie.

aachria

I’ve got zero excuses or explanations for this one, boys.

Uh. Does this count as a royal wedding?

rainbowd00dles

here they all are. ready for a terrible early 2000s teen comedy

if you repost PLEASE credit me and link back to the original post

embraceweird

I keep imagining Andrew as a little league coach to the most ferocious pack of little girls

Imagine a little 7 year old, chubby cheeks, missing tooth, two poofs of hair sticking out struggling to get the last strap of her glove fastened so Andrew comes over to help her out. As a thank you she picks a little flower and hands it to him. Andrew keeps that flower tucked behind his ear the rest of the day.

Or a bunch of 10 year olds decided that his black arm bands are boring so they conspire to get him a new pair that they all draw on themselves so he has something pretty to wear. Every time Andrew looks down at his arms he's reminded of their care and kindness.

Or middle school aged girls who ruthlessly go to bat for him whenever some random parent tries to use Andrew's sorted past as an excuse why he shouldn't be allowed to coach children.

Or Andrew being clued into all the hot gossip the team spills because they trust and value his opinions.

A group of girls who give no mercy and are hell on the exy court because they have the best mentor. Not only do they have excellent skills but they are by far the most coherent team.

Andrew being able to guide, lead, and support kids in ways he never received. Andrew being the coolest coach anyone could have ever asked for. Andrew Minyard, the only person who can truly understand and foster the feral nature of little girls.

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