mashburg

my name backwards is ah satan and that explains a lot

[theavengers]

Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth on the set of ‘Men in Black’

[christopher-bryant]

[theocseason4]

genie: you have 3 wishes what’s will be the first

me: i wish for jenna marbles’ dogs to be immortal

genie: that’s a pretty cool wish  you still have 3 that one was on me

[hello-copter]

halloween

OR

pride month 2: electric spookaloo

[extrareality-blog]

[putasuciaa]

[queerist]

CASSANDRA

[colescrow]

Whet

[wolg-fang]

Whæt

[dwight-schrutes]

me at job interviews 

[meanplastic]

[mattydontstart]

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

kickstarter to help me recover after getting scalped by this porn bot

[jennamourey]

A Full Face of Rhinestones

[lovepsychothefirst]

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

[michaun]

[sprf23]

I love her so much

[kermitlesbian]

let them seethe boy

[itsaubreylmfao]

i never knew intrusive thoughts were like a mental illness related thing i thought weird things just popped into your head sometimes and made your stomach turn and then it was over. i thought it happened to everybody

[cherrypiereadytodie]

des

[cherrypiereadytodie]

pa

[cherrypiereadytodie]

[weloveshortvideos]

The end…

[lil-introv3rt]

That was savage

[professional-funposting]

O B L I T E R A T E D 

[wildberry-poptart]

E V A P O R A T E D

[healingisneeded]

old people always arguing at the customer service booth like damn this how u wanna spend yo last weeks

[textpost-blog]

wakes up: tired

mid day: tired

afternoon: could literally sleep for 20 hours straight

evening: normal

middle of the goddamn night: its time to Go!!!!!!!!!

[sickfake]

me: hoe don’t do it me: *lets all of my happiness depend completely on someone i know i’ll eventually lose* me: oh my god