[enki2]

[carrionkid]

Opened insta reels for the first time in months and I think it might literally be hell

[sacred-portal]

[platoapproved]

And my worst problem was laughter. I would go into fits of laughter and I couldn’t stop. Anything could set me off. The sheer madness of my own position might set me off. This can still happen to me fairly easily. No loss, no pain, no deepening understanding of my predicament changes it. Something strikes me as funny. I begin to laugh and I can’t stop.

—THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | Part II - Chapter 10

[coughloop]

[swarnpert]

never watched it but at all times i have the phrase "U U Hockey Show" trapped in my brain

[swarnpert]

this fucking image

[contemptible-scoundrel]

sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it

[brain-depositary]

Doesn't the idea that you've possibly met your match do anything for you, like at all?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

no

[sudanese-deactivated20250322]

[allpiesforourown]

Wei wuxian in fics: I'm a slutty little omega seductress in booty shorts

Wei wuxian in canon: hangin out by the blood pool #mybloodpool

[worstgirlintheworld]

he had suchhh a way with words

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

Yeah I think he probably lets all his limbs go limp and just gets hauled around by his arms like a ragdoll (I tense up as the audience starts murmuring to each other and shaking their heads) I mean he has sex normally. He can access his own body during sex

[onion-souls]

OH So this guy’s purpose in life is to hang out in a Pokémon Center on Poni Island and tutor one move that only one Pokémon can learn, a Legendary postgame Pokémon from a Hoenn one/four generations ago. And that Pokémon naturally knows that move anyway.

Fuck me, I’m getting a new job. I’ll be standing in a Dunkin Donuts on Staten Island tutoring Spanish. But only if you’re early 19th Venezuelan military leader Simón Bolívar.

[thekimonogallery]

by Gofukuyasan

[boylerpf]

Antique Silver Connemara Marble Shamrock Bracelet

Source - Boylerpf

[segamascott]

[asmogorna]

Gals oh so proper

[pekingopera]