just happy to be here

hi, im rey! (he/him 🏳️‍⚧️) 23, writer, cat dad recovery is a hell of a drug

[masked-magic]

tarot + writing commissions open!

hi there! i'm elliott. i'm a 4th year, independent (and broke) trans college student, who's just trying to afford his textbooks for the year. i'm also a half-way decent writer + tarot reader, who has open commissions!

writing commission guidelines

as a personal rule, i do not accept clients under 18 nor do i write about characters who are.

i am not responsible for what you do with the piece i write for you after the commission is finished.

fic encouraged! if i don't know about the fandom, i'll watch it, read it, best i can!

poetry is always included. wanna write a cute little sapphic poem to properly convey your yearning but need help? i've got you.

tell me about your ocs! i'll write for em too!

no nsfw, excessive gore, abuse of any kind. i use my discretion.

i have the right to turn down requests and to ask for payment

please dm me with questions or requests!

writing commission rates

5USD per 100 words!

payment is received up front in full - i've unfortunately had an ongoing issue of people not paying in full in the past.

expect full product within 1-2wks, but i'll be in contact with you the entire time, and you can request a sneak peek at the halfway mark. :)

tarot commission info

i am a hellenistic pagan who largely draws information and guidance from the greek pantheon. part of this is reading tarot! i will read for just about anything! similar guidelines as writing, such as

nothing relating to abuse or anything potentially illegal or incriminating - i do not give out professional, financial, legal, or medical advice

readings are for entertainment purposes only and i am not responsible for what you do with them afterwards

i do not take clients under 18 nor will i do readings about anyone who is

i do not do readings about births, deaths, or marriages

i don't answer simple yes or no questions

i do not do readings to contact any sort of spirit or deity

i always have the right to turn down any requests and ask for payment

please dm me with any further questions!

tarot commission rates

i go by 2USD per card i pull. so, a very cheap reading is only abut 4USD.

i will do up to 15 cards per single commission

i get to these fairly quickly, so expect answers in about 1-3 business days (in this case my business hours are 9a-5p) UNLESS it is finals/midterms,,,, in which case, a little grace would be nice :'D

payment is also due up front due to shorter processing time

please let me know if you'd like one! dms are open :)

[diphowell]

"Dan and Phil, was it always gay?" "Yep. The whole time."

[hippophobia]

[reunitedinterlude]

everything worked out ❤️

[puzzledemigod]

My 26 yo self: I'm so happy for them, proud that they feel like it's time to share the truth with the world. I hope they feel freer and lighter, and that we can show our support without invading their privacy and we can prove we got better at respecting their boundaries

The 15 yo version of me that's trapped in the basement:

[pseudophan]

i'm not an updates blog sorry i don't mean to steal anyone's job but the liked comments were too good on this one

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[thnksfrthgysx]

glad i finished this before the Implosion

[birdandmoon]

Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry

[viralfrog]

[abronzeagegod]

same dude

[were--ralph]

okay i thought the robot was lame i get it now this is why it was so cool in the 80's or whatever

[innerchildabortionclinic]

nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up

[rainbow-femme]

I would devote 15 years of my life to becoming a restaurant chef, get on Chopped, ignore the basket ingredients, and make a raw red onion salad with a white truffle oil vinaigrette just so I could stare into Scott Conants eyes as he is contractually obligated to eat it

[nosebleedclub]

What do you believe in now?

[moldpuppy]

self preservation through love

[sleepdopesmoker]

chupacapra

[guillotinedream]

Chupacabra as well

[covid-safer-hotties]

SARS-CoV-2 damages cardiomyocyte mitochondria and implicates long COVID-associated cardiovascular manifestations

With the COVID-19 pandemic becoming endemic, vigilance for Long COVID-related cardiovascular issues remains essential, though their specific

"Just a cold" that puts holes in your mitochondria doctor's can't see.

[vague-humanoid]

[cerayanay]

Also responsible for the Roosterteeth shut down, removing several shows from streaming to avoid paying residuals, as well as the scrapped Batgirl and Wile E Coyote vs Acme movies after completion as a tax write off. That’s just what I can think of without googling

[tanou123]

☺

[saprotrophix]

@thebirdinator3000

[thebirdinator3000]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE

[teaboot]

I don’t mean to be old but computer used to just have games. U didnt have to pay for em either but if u wanted u could get a little CD that put the game onto the computer and you could play it forever and ever even if the company that made it went to hell and shit. You didn’t even need the internet or wifi or anything. And it was pretty neat

[teaboot]

It would be a finished game, too. If you played long enough and did really good you could go to all the places and get all the stuff. You never had to pay more money later it was just there. onn compter