AKA NargacugaBalls

they/them 20 bluesky: nargacugaballs.bsky.social discord: raikkappa23

[raikkappa23]

Erm... no clopping way. Hewwo? Everypony? See what this smol skibidi bazinga just posted on X!

[phantasmbark]

Schwarzwälder

[lefoo]

yo mama so dandylion she blew away into a million bits and gone forever

[xenosaurus]

this may be my age showing but I am a passionate supporter of wires. earbuds? put a leash on those things. wireless keyboard? no, it needs to hold hands with the computer. the ps5 controller I forgot to charge has the staying power of a wealthy nonagenarian with a much younger wife and 14 life insurance policies, but the controller plugged into my pc? that baby will outlive my bloodline. my ethernet cable is like a son to me.

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: Huh? Do You Want Me To Like, Post Gay Seals? What?

[hemipenal-system]

the princess has the mandate of dragon

[bobdylanyaoi]

[onethousandfrogs]

Funniest justification for gay sex thank you Marlon Brando

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives

[callmekinja]

My adventures as a mayor.

[wayneradiotv]

AI Dungeon seems to reward you if your group manages to stay on track for too long. what started out as a somewhat grounded Star Trek story ended up producing a plot line about a burger conveyor belt race that made me laugh harder than I ever have on stream

[wayneradiotv]

[breakbeatbun]

im so hungry i could eat a dinner

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[stupidestasshole]

i invented a new type of berry with poison in it

[necromancelena]

If you ever find yourself in a horror scenario, remember to blush really hard when the ghost/demon/monster appears. If you do that fast enough you might be able to shift the genre.

[necromancelena]

This applies doubly if the antagonist is more abstract. If a house starts growing teeth and flesh you've gotta be prepared to get a little freaky

[brightlotusmoon]

[aceinthetrap]

Dynasty Flowchart (Extended) – Nüwa Hanfu

An ultra extended flowchart for identifying dynasties! Even identifying sub-periods of each dynasty. As always, this is a general guide ther

does the makeup look sad or happy? >>> goth & sad >>> middle tang dynasty [lmao]

[draconym]

Every day I eat fruit that makes me glad to be alive

[draconym]

Not beating the gnome allegations today ... had to walk into the pharmacy carrying a fistful of strawberries I had just picked. Person who checked me out gave me a bemused look.

[draconym]

The strawberries in my personal garden are good but they are not as big or numerous as the ones in the park gardens ...

[draconym]

The daily harvest is so bountiful that I can no longer hold it in my hands. Genuinely these are the best strawberries I've ever eaten.

[draconym]

How is a strawberry patch the size of a beach towel capable of doing this every two days

[rambrandt-the-painter]

Im going to start comms soon. For realsies

[rambrandt-the-painter]

painted portrait by rambrandt (@rambrandtreal)

Send a request while they're still accepting!

Okay! for right now I just want to do three painted portrait comms to see how I feel.

these are going to start at 80$

this is my first time using vgen so let me know if anything confuses you/seems off.

[homunculus-argument]

Looking at the sheer amount of world leaders who are currently in their goddamn 70s, I resent the possibility that one day when I'm in my 60s these fuckers will still be holding on, 100 years old and living on 1 hp, but refusing to die because they ontologically refuse to do anything that might benefit other people.