your friendly neighborhood bi-derman

23/they them or it its pronouns/ IM INTO A LOT OF THINGS/ I like to draw!! /please interact with me lol /pfp drawn by Marinealcoholic

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[kknyght]

"are you a man or a woman ?" i'm a knight on a quest hope that helps

[chipper-smol]

You are a romanceable option to your OCs, (they do not know you created them) this is

Bad

BAD BAD

Good

Real Good 😏

I’m aro and/or ace

I’m aro and/or ace but i kinda wanna see what they come up with

LOL this will be great

LOL this will be a trainwreck

Ehe i’m in danger :)

Meh/Results

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

[ailithnight]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

[sabertoothwalrus]

the forest is also a metaphor for his bush

[ekrixart]

i like them

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[cowardsexual]

not to sound like "why is there slop in my hetslop" but I'm never not going to be baffled by the sheer amount of baby fics in the strattland ao3 tag. "ryland comes back to earth and *gasp* eva had his child!" you cannot convince me that woman didn't immediately get her tubes tied. girl the famine

[cowardsexual]

if eva stratt gets pregnant she is aborting that thang and adding it to the pile of reasons why she's going to hell

[manyblinkinglights]

#yet another way she's allegorically murdering him second hand. you get it

[cowardsexual]

people in the notes going "stratt isn't the one getting pregnant" like grace wouldn't get a mabortion even faster than her

[noponn]

[fluorescent]

One of the best feelings is knowing that you’re wanted. Knowing that someone wants to talk to you, wants to know how you’re doing, wants to se you. Whether they pick up the phone to send you a quick text or stop by your house to catch up, someone or something reminded them of you specifically. It just feels really nice to know that you’ve been on someone’s mind and that they care enough to let you know that.

[mossworm]

SO MUCH of what we know about prehistoric oceans is derived from little mini shrimps called ostracods leaving their shells everywhere.

[deadgravity]

You don't have to grieve alone.

[an-artistic-failure]

Kris… ur life sucks Kris….

[rizsnt]

break out of your role 🌻🌟

[eatingmarkerz]

jarona guy

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

shoutout to the Manly Mandanna actually belonging (in Deltarune, at least) to a little girl that just wanted to be seen as tough and brave and probably drew the abs on it herself

[ymutate]

Brian Haberlin (American, born 1963)

Pygmalion, 2025

Watercolor on paper

21 × 14 in (53.3 × 35.6 cm)

Private collection

[naamahdarling]

Watercolor??????