the bone orchard

she/it 🏳️‍⚧️ 25 | windup fox | minors GTFO ⭐️

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[funtergeist]

angry trans people go!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hhonchkrow234]

some cooler ones

[apfsds]

@numbersareimaginary

[apollos-boyfriend]

having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

[apollos-boyfriend]

i can’t say shit about liking a character that acts slightly in a very specific way without being hit with a tidal wave of “of course you would” to live is to suffer

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[antlershade]

well, i know about lump fish

[cyber-seagull404]

Good to see we’re all on the same page

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

It's almost impossible to find werewolf porn where the werewolf isn't a top and I think we should be killing people about it

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

It's almost impossible to find werewolf porn where the werewolf isn't a top and I think we should be killing people about it

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

It's almost impossible to find werewolf porn where the werewolf isn't a top and I think we should be killing people about it

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

It's almost impossible to find werewolf porn where the werewolf isn't a top and I think we should be killing people about it

[hhonchkrow234]

some cooler ones

[apfsds]

@numbersareimaginary

[capacity]

Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[glitched-out-mess]

[theramblingvoid]

Hit "view post" and lost it

[ross-hollander]

Somewhere out there...

...there is, as per usual, one of those cutting-edge, weapon-with-a-pulse, her/it/dog mech pilots with the skill, ability and cold-blooded ruthlessness (provided tactical guidance from a close control officer over the helmet headset) to down armies and armadas with one steel beast. You know the type; I'm sure I don't need to elaborate.

And said pilot is currently giving the biggest, saddest eyes you have ever seen to a no-rank QM staffer who is trying to tell a mechanized demigod decorated for more battles than said no-ranker has had smoke breaks that no matter the percentage of cybernetics to actual body, the rules say that the maintenance record forms with the big, delightful, complex, crunchy spreadsheets and graphs are only meant for equipment and vehicles, not personnel, no matter how much certain people (fine, certain semi-organic pieces of military hardware) may want to requisition a stack of them to use as a diary.

[auckie]

[communist-hatsunemiku]

[virtualgirladvance]

You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them