MasonMasters

[batfam-bro]

Hey anyone with a tiktok I'm currently trying to get enough followers to start making an income there. No pressure to anyone who isn't interested but I don't like doing a gofundme or asking for money cause I know there's a lot of scammers who do this. But can you guys help me get some followers so I can get some extra income off tiktok? I don't want your money I just want some help getting a side hustle off the ground cause I'm disabled and my current work is outside in 90° heat. So I'm trying to find safer work and this is one avenue I'm trying. You can also dm me and make video requests inturn for your follow. I'll leave dms on for tumblr

[crrocs]

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

[rock10zxa]

[underworldfire]

I will reblog anytime I see this

[thatqueerchoirkid]

ONE MILLION NOTES????????

[misscellophane-ao3]

[alex51324]

Yes, and, this?  This is actually what an “if you liked that, maybe you’ll like this!” algorithm is trying to replicate, in its own clumsy way.  The basic idea is that, if you like Thing X, then you may like other things that people who liked Thing X also liked.  

Only the algorithm has no actual reasoning ability, or understanding of what it’s doing--it’s just wandering around bumping into things, looking for patterns that sorta match.  Like a sack of ferrets tracking a scent trail through a department store, and the store is trying to tell you that the ferrets are highly skilled personal shoppers.

AO3, on the other hand, is set up so that you can find out directly from other human beings who like Thing X, what else they liked.  It probably wouldn’t work in a department store--hence the sack-of-ferrets system--but fandom is a gift economy, so it does.  

[masonmasters]

Wait... Do you guys actually read similar things to what you write? Cause I read a lot of smut but if you go into what I write the most you'll see is making out shirtless

[sluggishslugcrimes-deactivated2]

From that one TikTok

Rudy: whatever you're eating shouldn't go in your face hole.

Wally, sassin: what hole should it go in then?

Bart: someone help I have a lasagna up my ass—

[burlbread]

Slavs: Have free healthcare Also slavs: I’m not seeing the doctor unless dying, there are sick people there

[thes-hitoverlord]

I em Slavic, and this is 90% true 

however, you got one thing wrong 

Only snobs, hipsters, and fratboys drink foreign brands 

[burlbread]

Nonono this is a good cola. It’s the party cola. This is the cola you drink and enjoy. Coca cola is the cola you have stored in your home for months in case someone gets sick, that’s its only use. The scientific explanation (the scientist is my mother) is that american Coca Cola has more evil chemicals, therefore it vibe checks the evil out of your stomach.

[bi-dazai]

THIS IS THE SLAVEST POST EVER AMAZING

[sluggishslugcrimes-deactivated2]

Canon Dick as Batman: goofball smiling and being a dick mostly

My version of Dick as Batman: tired, stressed, and murderuse

"I don't give one shit about his feelings, two-face forgot several Christmas presents for 8 years."

"I'm murdering all the villains that ain't Gotham's sirens or croc, be back by eight."

"Damian. Off. The. Wall. Now.*

"uncle Clark, I love you, you're my favorite uncle around, BUT I'M NOT DOING YOUR FUCKIN TAXES GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME!"

"Wally, Lex is too comfortable I want him to squirm so. Chop chop."

"Joker fuckin ruining my sleep schedule" *picks up a megaphone* "Old Batman doesn't want your ass, nor riddlers. He's been trying for years getting a farmer alien and a leather dominatrix thief to marry his hopeless ass for years. Move. On. Hoe."

"stop cursing, it's not Batman of you. No what's not Batman of me is I'm not fucking majority of the heros in this world and villains, I'm sorry I have standards."

"I swear to my beloved speedster freckles, penguin put the umbrella DOWN!"

"riddle me this riddler, how does it feel that old B is married to cat? Hm? Are you going to cry? Good."

"I'm faking my death now I'm tried of being Batman, Cass your mantel."

[masonmasters]

This is lovely. Might I add in

His main stat is still charisma and dexterity but now he uses it more for intimidation than charming

[sluggishslugcrimes-deactivated2]

Thoughts that keeps Arson up part 3

So speedster are fast enough when they move sometimes and come back it's almost like they haven't left, so imagine a speedster stim is just making leg move fast and making noise but nobody else is moving the chaos...

[masonmasters]

This works so well with Wally has ADHD and Dick has autism headcanon.

*Everyone is sitting still and no one knows where the sound of thunder is coming from*

Dick: Babe. Do you wanna go for a quick run? We can all hear you stimming.

Wally: Sorry. Be right back. *no one sees him move* that's much better

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[afronerdism]

We need to dismantle the systems in place that allow white people to get away with offering black people sub-par services based on the excuse that our bodies are more difficult to work with. Black hair is not more difficult than white hair, it simply requires a different skill set. Tattooing vibrant tattoos on black skin isn’t more difficult than tattooing white skin, it simply requires a different skill set. Photographing black people isn’t more difficult than photographing white people, it simply requires an understanding of photography. Doing makeup on black skin isn’t more difficult than doing makeup on white skin, it simply requires different products. Working with black people is not more difficult than working with white people you’ve all just been taught that it’s not valuable and therefore not worth learning how.

[kelila-rivka]

This is extremely similar to the dilemma faced by disabled people. It is no more expensive to design a building with ramps instead of stairs, it’s only when you create the building first and have to tear down the stairs and replace them that you incur costs. If we teach the skills of inclusion from the beginning, there should be no additional costs for services and accessiblity for anybody.

[afronerdism]

Initially I wasn’t sure I wanted to diverge from the axis of race over to disability, but I actually think that the analogy of that building and how it’s only after we’ve institutionalized inequality that costs are incurred trying to fix it, is a valuable one so thanks for the contribution.

[masonmasters]

I would like to say that it actually is more difficult. And before y'all massacre me let me explain. The tools are largely made for use by white people for white people. Making the work harder. Meaning we need to hold the tool makers responsible too

[s1eepingp0wder-archived13112018]

[dannyphantomrenaissance]

This is the funniest joke the Danny Phantom fandom has ever produced, and it’s deeply drenched in context:

1. The original image is of Jesus telling a crowd to not commit adultery. The “blocked” part is a meme, and the cartoon head is Butch Hartman’s drawing of himself (creator of Danny Phantom).

2. When the fandom was new, Butch Hartman allegedly disapproved of some of the fandom ships. This sparked a disastrous “fandom war” when fandom wars were still a thing to be reckoned with.

3. These fans, claiming to defend Butch Hartman’s original concept of the show, set out to intimidate/harass others in the fandom. This only really served to shut themselves out.

4. To this day, Butch Hartman seldom interacts with fans, and seemingly only on a very superficial level. Our fandom’s own melodramatic hubris got us shunned by the creator himself.

5. In conclusion, we are all blocked, and none of us are free of sin.

[s1eepingp0wder-archived13112018]

@dannyphantomrenaissance

[narwhalsarefalling]

no no but most of you guys werent here for the truePhan vs AntiPhan war and by war i mean fucking war

like if you were a truephan you listened to butch hartman and didnt ship any mlm ship and if you were an antiphan you just shipped popmous pep and swagger bishie and n o th i ng else it was a mess

butch hartman hated vlad being shipped with danny or pretty much any mlm or wlw ship and at the time tumblr didnt rly have too much dp at the time so everything was on deviantart

you had to have a truephan or anitphan button on your id and if you didnt you’ll get hate mail telling you to pick a side and  hardly any exposure on your stuff 

people made groups that were ‘safe’ for both sides but they always errupted into mini wars and 

we were a fucking mess and if anyone is wondering why this fandom loves angst and blood gore and otherworldness horror its because we couldn’t love ships in this fandom for a long time 

and this is also why we didn’t get any cannon content until a few months ago even though the show ended more then 10 years ago its because 12 year olds on deviantart 

[applesauce1004-deactivated20170]

I……………..did not know that

[foreveraphan14]

[jackson-imbecille]

I remember watching a fucking documentary about this shit when I was like 13.

[masonmasters]

And if you go to the fandom now no one actually like Butch Hartman and it's treated as death of the author to the extent that even things Butch has explicitly said are true/not true are not trusted and he's frequently called a liar and we show evidence he's lying.

Like he's said ghosts aren't dead people. In return we've shown canon evidence of how they died. Like how Ember's song sings about a failed date where afterwards the girl fails to put out the candles and instead cries herself to sleep setting her family's home ablaze.

[aromoji]

Yikes

[yorksilk]

Nobody is lgbt. None of us.

[demoncourse]

the exclusionists have won. They’ve excluded everyone. My god.

[sunrisetune]

For reference, “allos” = “allosexual” = “anyone who isn’t asexual / isn’t on the asexual spectrum” so, according to whichever galaxy-brained exclusionist wrote the screenshotted post, no one who’s ace or who isn’t ace is LGBT. Not a single one of us

[castookmybees]

[allineedisonedream]

When Dick finally reveals his secret identity to Wally

original sound

[mommasunshines]

Your honor, they’re gay

[sluggishslugcrimes-deactivated2]

THAT’S WALLY GOD FUCKIN DAMNIT HE’S CORNY AND THEY’RE IN LOVE AND FUCKIN AHHHHHHH

[masonmasters]

Wally is corny but Dick always responds with a dirty joke

Wally: Your eyes are like saphires

Dick: You say that everytime I take off the mask. Just cause it got me in your bed the first time doesn't mean it'll work every time

[chloe-baboey]

Finally, a hotel that understands color theory

[secretwriter-studentjaune]

Once again we bring you Tumblr’s One Joke

[angelrinisadork]

[doodlesforfics]

Who’s Old Now? by @lirabuswavi​ (um i hope i tagged the right person, cause like im 80% sure you are same ao3 lirabuswavi, if not im sorry <;D)

ok this one-shot literally opened my eyes to sheer chaos possibility of Adult!Fenton adopting kid Billy B. while Teenager!Phantom being mistaken as Shazam’s ward and just ladskjsdk??? superhero/magic/ghost community would not be prepared. amazing fic. such fun.

and some doodles inspired by the fic

let lil Billy have retired ghost superhero possibly eldritch overpowered being Phantom as protective Dad.

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

Obsessed with animals that don’t immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud?

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

The notes are 20% people trying to explain the scientific theory behind this and 80% people saying they’re rolling their brain rice around or something to that effect. Good work everyone.

[slitherpunk]

you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

[arcnoise]

happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday

[wizard-email]

it's fucking friday

[masonmasters]

Waking up thinking it's Sunday Friday

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

do you see this shit my liege

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

okay everyone cash in your reblogs for this post now because im gonna make it unrebloggable on its 1 year anniversary (dec 9th). have fun w it <3

[mentally-ell-deactivated2023060]