Shakarian Shitposting

Mass Effect has made me dead inside. I post a lot about Vetra too. She is my space wife. [INACTIVE] [also the pfp and header art is NOT mine but I don't know who the original artists are, apologies]

[mass-effect-breakfast-crepes]

Been a while

I'm not active on this anymore (obviously) and it's been years since I even interacted with tumblr at all.

However, it's an honor to be part of the ME fandom and to have been, albeit briefly, at least a small creator.

Its 5 am over here and I just finished ME3 with a Garrus romance again. I was in need of some wholesome Shakarian content and realized I've been inactive for years, so I logged in again for the first time in ages.

While I am definitely not returning to the platform, I just wanted to check in and say thank you for being part of the tiny following I had (if you even see this) and to remind everyone that after all these years, no,

I am not over Garrus Vakarian

Thanks guys. Excited for the upcoming Mass Effect title!

[dangoblr]

Cat Garrus, Space cat Vakarian, All-round turian bad kitten?  I just want to draw something like Garrus-cat, and Mordin. Kasumi is the mastermind, Garrus just go with it. 

[sssamsondraws]

garrus is so talented

[lassieposting]

wait so

if garrus is “two to four years younger than shepard”, he would’ve been born before the first contact war, right?

things i honestly need

- baby garrus hearing his father talking to his mother about humans, but not really understanding what they are or the significance of them, like all he really knows about the relay 314 incident is that dad isn’t home much and mom cries a lot

- garrus getting dragged along with his folks to watch his dad give some spectre a medal or something at the citadel and watching these strange fleshy pink things out of the corner of his eye. what. what are those. what.

- the first time a human grins at garrus and he almost shits himself bc bared teeth is i’m gonna fuck you up buddy in turian body language and garrus is like 12 and what did he even do to piss this guy off he’s half his size

- garrus & some other turian boys in his c-sec training division hovering around the presidium going “okay but how are you supposed to know which ones are females?” “idk man, lucky guess?”

- teenage garrus watching some dude kick off at a dextro-dna fast food stand in utter bewilderment (”WHADDAYA MEAN I CANT EAT ANYTHING YOU SERVE HERE???”) because the ‘don’t eat dextro/levo food” thing is just. accepted. by the rest of the galactic community

- that one recruit in bootcamp who was so determined to find out what a hotdog tastes like that he ended up getting carted off to the hospital with an allergic reaction. the recruit in question maintained it was worth it and human food is Good

- new detective garrus being absolutely fascinated by the first human criminal who does the raspberry noise at him in the interrogation room. what the fuck was that? what the fuck was that??? do it again

- “have a nice day, ma’am” oh spirits please be female please be female please be female “thank you, sir” phew

just young garrus (and turians in general tbh) being really, really weirded out by humans

[whimsytoon]

When I start a new playthrough of Mass Effect

[rawrkats]

What are you talking about I love all my ME and DA heroines equally

[ifihadtobreak]

In my philosophy of Love and Sex class today we were discussing violent pornography and its effects on society vs movies that depict violence or video games. My instructor, after telling us he wasn’t a gamer and asked forgiveness on his lack of examples, listed off two games: Call of Duty and Mass Effect and I said with my real human, flesh mouth, “Hey, all the alien fucking in Mass Effect is CONSENSUAL”

[savbakk]

Garrus Vakarian Justice Tarot Print

[fangirlofall]

*arrives 50,000 years late with Starbucks*

now with part 2!

[dangoblr]

Yes, another fanart based on @garrus ‘s great post! What else I can say, I’m her big fan.

And little scene after war.

[dangoblr]

like… how can you not fall in love with Shep’s freckles. Garrus can be smooth sometime,agree?

#couple_rare_resting_time   #btw_she_is_not_dead

[eva-soulu]

“One night off”. A gentle reminder that happy romances exist in BioWare games. <3.

[garrus-archive-deactivated20191]

shakarian relationship development

me1 > me2 > me3

[pandemic-pandora]

[savbakk]

Garrus! Dad Garrus. The most requested from my follower milestone art poll :D

[alcherum]

queen of the galaxy | happy N7 day!

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Me: thane has “siha” and “tu-fira”, tali has “keelah se'lai”, samara and liara have “ardat-yakshi”, what about garrus? hm? why no special phrases from gare bear?

Also me: garrus go squark, squerk, quakk quack, chIrp chiRRp, squerrrrrrrrrr

[luxtenebre]

Uh, excuse you, he has Calibrations

[mass-effect-breakfast-crepes]

Shit, you're right, I apologize