what are we doing here

pointless and glad of it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

[synnthamonsugar]

The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.

[eschatologically]

the escape velocity of Ohio (in particular) used to mean you'd land on the moon

[stickandthorn]

“I wish they’d stop cancelling lesbian shows in favor of gay shows” “I wish they’d stop cancelling gay shows in favor of lesbian shows” I wish you people would stop looking to mainstream media to validate your queerness. These people by and large don’t care about you, they just want your money. Sure the actors might care, some of the creatives might care, but the people who actually call the shots at these companies don’t. Maybe a media corporation will only host a few queer shows at a time, maybe it is a competition, but is it really winning to be briefly favored by the monopoly man? Is that worth sowing division within your community? If you looked outside of mainstream media you’d find so many queer stories existing together and your energy and money would be going back into your community.

[pompomposting]

He’s now a pen case

omg he is long....

[natalieironside]

Woo shout-out to sodomy let's hear it for sodomy

[seerofmike]

benoit blanc interrupting a murder confession by hopping onto an organ to play the phantom of the opera for the hashtag drama of it god i wish to be a cunty old gay the way he is one day

[warcrimesimulator]

thinking about creatures.

[warcrimesimulator]

look at this thing

[warcrimesimulator]

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

[otiksimr]

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.

[eybefioro]

@creatures-in-posts

[creatures-in-posts]

These creatures are sitting very politely

[todaysbat]

image description: the first four images are various photos of a very strange looking mammal that looks like a weasel with a stretched out face, long neck, and leopard spots. the fifth image is a doodle of two linsangs sitting

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[autoneurotic]

i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

[sandersstudies]

I know it can never happen due to privacy issues but I wanna know who tf the other 17 people waiting for this Libby ebook are. I want to start a group chat.

[heartshapelocket]

[lips-parted-soft-sighs]

this screenshot is from november 25th, 2017. artsyandblack is unfortunately not on IG anymore, otherwise i would link

[trankinstein]

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

[earhartsease]

start an onlyacolytes account to pay for tuition

[insomniac-arrest]

get loved, idiot *cat headbutts you full force with their little face*

[samshepard]

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

[rosemochi]

the fact that all of my mutuals immediately reblogged this from me really says something about all of us, doesn't it

[herpsandbirds]

Blue-lipped Sea Krait (Laticauda laticaudata), family Elapidae, Indonesia

Venomous.

photograph by Koh Ke Han

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[redgoldsparks]

Self Care Tips From Tumblr: When you feel like everyone hates you, sleep. When you feel like you hate everyone, eat. When you feel like you hate yourself, shower. Someone out there feels better because you exist. 

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[dduane]

When you see something sensible; Reblog it. :)