Snell

Hiya! My name is Hannah! (She/Her) I love to reblog but also stream! Please check me out at Twitch.tv/MastaSnell!

[bootycap]

[veryfunnymemes]

[laymansterms12]

GOLF WITH NO LIMITS

[dafunk]

at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

[coquetrys-blog]

remember when dash drama looked like this

[ratzenbeco]

[cherry-kura]

when you like and reblog your own selfie

[thebootydiaries]

[fukkce]

[funnypicsdept]

[tredlocity]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[dojacat]

[rumwik]

It has arrived!

[arctic-hands]

I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[iamatheistgirl]

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

The whole self love thing is good and all but some people can’t fathom being loved. They can’t imagine there being anything good about them. So they can’t simply just stop doing unhealthy things, there’s a process.

[sandersstudies]

Before self love you have to invoke self tolerance and self neutrality.

[sandersstudies]

If you can’t say “I love my body!” say “my body gets me from place to place.”

If you can’t say “I’m beautiful,” begin by shutting down the “I’m ugly” thoughts and saying “I’m a person.”

If you can’t say “I’m valuable” begun by shutting down the “I’m worthless” thoughts and say “all people deserve basic respect, and I’m a person.”

If you can’t say “I’m important,” or “I’m kind” say “I am the one who waters my plant every week” or “I am the one who tips the kind barista down the street” or “I am the one who makes sure my dog does not eat plastic” or “I am the one who leaves long comments on people’s fan fictions.”

[officialunitedstates]

FACT OF THE DAY:  the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it.  that’s the only reason.

[basicallybeesus]

what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold

[sistertaxon]

fucking shut up i’m trying to complete the ritual

[sistertaxon]

thank you. snakes are gay now