[masterchohui]

question - who is hectic-hector ? I see mentions a lot, but have not heard of it. Is it safe to check their blog?

I’ve seen somewhere in a blog and the person said they were being harassed by this ‘pedo’. Don’t know anything else about hectic-hector.

[rebbl]

yall dylan haters r annoying its a damn package deal bro

[dirtybitchmf]

[fartalselection]

this is making me laugh so hard who the fuck drew this

[hybrist0puppy]

the state im found in at any gathering of more than 5 people:

[kllr-in-u]

Perps if u offered them a dab

dk: doesn't even flinch, but its his rig so he insists on holding it and doling out the other dabs

eh: tries to take the whole thing and ends up gagging and burning himself and throwing up and dropping the rig

dr: ghosts it like a retard

al: doesn't want any bc it will interact with his medication

vlad: doesn't want any bc there is no point to doing drugs

brenda: picks the fattest glob out the jar herself and coughs a lil but is a champ

tj: coughs a lot but insists he's fine

alyssa: says she "doesn't even feel it" and asks for another one

jodi: giggles and says she can only do it if someone holds it for her

pg: asks you for one even tho you didn't offer him one

solomon: says weed is for niggers but then when sam takes a dab he wants one

sam: tries to turn the torch on but is too weak and someone else has to do it

aileen: watches everyone w disgust but eventually gives in

[masterchohui]

i love these kind of posts

[mireielle]

I don’t do shit at this school I’ve spent like 4 periods on tumblr

[cool-ranch-humans]

sneak peak of i’m not ashamed

SCENE ONE: long haired Rachel holds an fruit longingly while Token Goth Girl in a Christian Movie twaddles her fingers. They all have apples and nothing else. Just apples at this table. And everyone looks miserable.

OwO what’s this? She looks to the side and sees Rat Boy, Dildo Ebola, eating an orange. That’s the orange table, Rachel. We’re the apple table. We don’t associate with them. Why are they eating so much fruit? Why is he looking at her like that? Why is he looking at her at all? Why does he care?

dude

fLUSTERED dylan suddenly turns to his orange

Yes… orange, very peely and orange. he is looking for anything to distract him from his boring red-shirted friend, who is staring lustfully at an apple, a probable symbolism of the girls at the Apple Table . 

“get rid of all the fat ugly retarted gross stupid weird nerd star wars fans old people nickelback fans bronies twihards people that arent i eric har” wAIT, this red shirted, hairy-armed chap must be Eric Hairless! Wonderful. He has a glass of apple juice, and an apple. What a rebellious choice from someone outside the Apple Table. Must symbolize what will happen to the people at the Apple Table. Eric you cruel monster….. you devil…. I cant even look at him and his ham sandwich. 

Dildo and random guy who i’m assuming is some sort of Brooks Brown character look at ranting child Eric with distaste. Is he done? Will he ever be done? Seems, upon closer inspection, Dylan is the only one eating an orange. Is every table the Apple Table? Does this symbolize how Dildo Memaw had no sense of belonging in the world? What the everloving fuck is Brooks Brown Guy wearing? 1950′s Grandpa pajamas? That’s not grunge at all. We have our first glance at the pristine white hats in the background. Our eric finishes his rant and looks at Dildo for validation. W-Was it cool, Dylan-senpai? OwO?

“y-yeah.” He stutters. Oh god. I can just smell Dave Cullen. What the fuck is he wearing??? Is that some kind of bondage harness? Or it could be just a keycard or something but to what? Weird design to it also.

Eric, finding validation in the y-yeah, continues on with his rant, looking up from his beloved apple to his gay lover. “Nobody is deserving of this planet,” he says “just me and who i chose.” FUNNY because I think i remember the quote being “Give the world back to the animals, they deserve it more than we do,” but of course they had to satan it up so people hated him more.

“send them all up to space”

“dude we can’t send them to space”

TWO trenchcoated figures appear in the background! We weren’t looking at Dylan and Eric the entire time! These inaccuracies weren’t actually inaccuracies. Thank you Dave. But they are. 

“look at these F AR T K N O CK ERS!!!”

alright, i’ll admit i lost my s h i t when he said that. Whhhhat? is that a slang for gay… because like, anal? Probably not. Probably a Christian censored version of ‘fag’ or something. So… it could be? I don’t know. It’s easier not to think about it….. they never said it…………………………………… they never said it….

“what’s up? F O U R E YE S” he pushes the trenchcoated chap into a table. 

He kinda just nudges him into the table, but he flies across the table, knocking everything over, breaking his spine and rendering him immobile for the rest of his life. Not really. But i’m sure Dave asked. By the way, yes, I’m sure Dave Cullen is involved with this movie. He can call me a dirtbag, but I know.

he gets up?

and falls to the ground, his trenchcoat goth friends dragging him away as Jock Stud over there kicks him. He has been rendered immobile for some reason. Everyone watches, amused. This always happens at 12:00. Same time every morning. It’s a spectacle.

come on bro, we gotta be gay somewhere else…. these heterosexuals don’t accept us.”

“YEAH GOOD JOB HELPING YOUR BUDDY OUT GUYS, GOOD TEAMWORK”

thanks, jock? is that even an insult? thanks for the motivation,

The jocks laugh in triumph, they have belittled another Goth. They’re so fucking cool, and they know it. There are many ways to wear a white hat, but they’re all wearing it at a 90 degree angle, pristine white like they soak them in bleach before they go to school, and backwards. 

they have this really long pan on this black kid. Eric’s face is wrinkled in distaste. I think this is the moment trying to signify that Eric is racist because he’s looking at the black bully distastefully. Alright, Christian Movie. Thanks for that.

Rachel giving the Lanza Stare™ to the Jocks. 

Who is this and why are him and Rachel making intimate eye contact? He looks like Dennis the Menace. Like who the fuck is this supposed to be. Also what shampoo does that other jock guy use? Damn

*wink*

What I’m assuming is he’s one of Rachel’s friends that is trying to relapse and recover from his Jock Asshole ways but he can’t seem to quit. Rachel reminds him and he feels shame.

Back to the Sin Table, Dylan looks expectantly at Eric as he continues peeling his fucking orange. He expects him to be like I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY IF YOU EVER TOUCH HIM AGAIN ILL FRICKIN KILL YOU ILL PULL OUT A GODDAMN SHOTGUN AND BLOW YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOU LITTLE WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAAAAHP but no, sadly, because that is not Eric’s true colors. That is his mobster alter-ego, Reb.

He looks like a thirty year old christian youth leader that’s newly married with a baby on the way. But he looks angry also… i guess?? I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.

he violently bangs his apple on the table. Damn, does he want to bang someone from the Apple Table on the table?/?/????? Where does his violence end

ooh dam, it got a broose. Also he’s fucking shredded. Why.

-the scene fades to black-

[reeligiousvoomit]

I feel so proud of myself when my piss is clear

[picklecat--74]

i like how old people with no teeth talk

[masterchohui]

Watching haunted house on twitter and the first thing I saw is a whole arm in someone had really unlocked something in me. 2021 or 2022 I forgot

[incarceratedgirl]

[puke-pony]

[kat124240]

The year 2030 is like.....not that far away....thats so scary

[masterchohui]

I don’t know what I just watched..

You watched nostalgia right there lad!!!!

[nippletwist]

[lil-brooks-brown-blog]

bROOKS THIS IS YOUR SECOND GRADE TEACHER YOU AND DYLAN KLEBOLD GET IN THE BATHROOM AND SCRUB THE DIRT OFF THIS COAT YOU LITTLE FUCKS OR DETENTION FOR BOTH OF YOU SHITS

FUCK YOU MAYA I DO WHAT I WANT.

[masterchohui]