Lapis Lazuli Defense Squad

Male/Pansexual/cis.I reblog mostly homestuck / steven universe stuff! Thanks for visiting! (Sidebar image belongs to junk-os.tumblr.com)

[doomed-jester]

“I don’t like old sci-fi shows, the special effects look too cheesy” you are incapable of joy. Go to the dungeon.

[yubels-deactivated20210922]

more of my all-time favorite Homestuck quotes.

[thejoshuayukiah]

My bus stop was tagged last night with this on the walls, and honestly, it's kind of iconic. ✨

[socksghost]

Tiny and angery.

[shithowdy]

"i'm not triggered or upset by or even ideologically opposed to it, i just associate it with something so bad that i can't enjoy it anymore" is such a frustrating relationship to have with a piece of media

[shithowdy]

it’s covered in the fucking ooze!!

[partywithponies]

When the player character dialogue options in a game all suck:

[ratsalad]

totally heterosexual things to say to your best and only friend with whom you’ve shared a rich history of unspoken love and sacrifice and being there for each other when no one else was

[ranidspace]

Alright 12 options for a poll now favourite homestuck troll

Aradia

Tavros

Sollux

Karkat

Nepeta

Kanaya

Terezi

Vriska

Equius

Gamzee

Eridan

Feferi

Voting ended onAug 4, 2023

[ranidspace]

KARKAT HAS WON

(equius is in last place, feferi beat him by TWO VOTES)

[ranidspace]

everyone now has to draw equius making out with karkat i dont make the rules sorry

[bathroomcube]

im always either posting harry du bois or one of those spore fuckers

[bathroomcube]

yeah yeah you like that? you like that you sick fucks?

[masternexeon]

@thelarsvolta96​

[carnelianfoxx]

[masternexeon]

@thelarsvolta96​

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

"Teenagers" with every second beat removed

[masternexeon]

@thelarsvolta96​ listen at your own risk

[lampfan911-deactivated20250622]

Moodboard for when you look in a character tag

[masternexeon]

@thelarsvolta96

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

POV: You’re browsing your dash and I just logged on

[howtofuckyourkramer]

yeah I'm a fag. what about it . shows you a little boucy ball from my pocket with a giant bite taken out of it. now scram. ass hole

[howtofuckyourkramer]

i thiunk thats called a hospital 🏥

[masternexeon]

@thelarsvolta96

[nitedo06]

karkat vs

[masternexeon]

@thelarsvolta96

[cobwebears]

happy gay month sickos

[masternexeon]

@thelarsvolta96

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

[sinisterdog]

[capitalismkillz]

He would not fucking say that

[bogleech]

Not in public but trust me I've known him since I was practically a child