There Was a Tiny Mouse

Hi. This is a tumblr. I might actually post stuff. Maybe.

[gallifrey63]

SPACE TREKS THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARPRISE ENTERSHIP

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[thedovahcat]

ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE

[xekstrin]

ferrets are ridiculous

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Me when I try to do the high circuit

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stripped to the bone in a matter of seconds

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what a nice blanket

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I'm all about that Bass, 'bout that Bass, No salmon!

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Long live the worm revolution!

Art by spyrogif

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One time i found a really old gummy bear in my room and it had completely hardened and i named it 24602 

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Favorite Studio Ghibli Quotes

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Dead Poets Society [Peter Weir, 1989]

[catsbeaversandducks]

My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever

Most pet cats will become timid or defensive when outdoors, but not Millie – after being adopted by her mountain-climbing owner Craig Armstrong, Millie has become a feline hiking and mountain-climbing legend.

“She literally loves to climb things… if there’s high-ground she’ll seek it out,” Armstrong said in an interview with Bored Panda. He had nothing but praise for the tenacious little athlete: “Generally she does best on slabby routes where she can scramble from ledge to ledge. She’s an incredible athlete but steep juggy routes just aren’t her thing. When bouldering, though, she’s done some pretty amazing gaps and dynos.”

“I go on a lot of weekend climbing adventures. It never seemed odd to me, just seemed like something I’d do with my pet, take her places,” explained Armstrong. Ever since Millie climbed up onto his shoulder at the Furburbia adoption center in Utah, Armstrong knew they’d make a good team.

There are, of course, pros and cons to taking your cat hiking – “We camp in my truck; She peed in there one night, but she caught a mouse in there one night, too.” Armstrong hopes that they can become a team in other aspects of his life as well; “I’m still waiting for the day we come across a group of pretty ladies and they love Millie and invite us to their campfire that night.“

He also had plenty of advice for owners who might consider hiking with their own cats. “Get them used to their name and to you as a safe place. In talus fields or thick woods she’ll get distracted and climb trees or explore tiny caves and under boulders and stop following sometimes. It’s taken a lot of practice and many trips to get Millie to the point where she follows me down a trail past areas like thickets that would have distracted her otherwise.”

Via Bored Panda

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wow

[thedailybeard]

File under: this I wish my cat would do.

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10.12.17

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jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

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Today, I found a kitten sized chair and, luckily, I had a kitten to put in it. 

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Amputated body parts can often be surgically reattached. Once the person is stable, locate the severed part. Wrap it in a sterile or clean cloth. Place the part in a tightly sealed plastic bag or waterproof container. Place the bag or container on ice. Do not soak the severed part in water, and do not put it directly on ice. Give it to EMS providers for transport with the person to the hospital.

The Online First Aid Class I am taking

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Russian artist Svetlana Petrova has an awesome marmalade cat named Zarathustra whom she photoshops into famous works of art. No matter the renown of the artist or beauty of the subject matter, Zarathustra’s ample tabby frame immediately becomes the hilarious center of attention. He melts alongside Dalí’s clocks, cuddles up to Vermeer’s milkmaid, da Vinci’s Lady with an Ermine and Mona Lisa, and even Whistler’s Mother. We particularly love his use of modesty tail whilst lounging in Edouard Manet’s Olympia and the tip of the tail positioned in place of Adam’s hand in Michelangelo’s The Creation of Adam.

Petrova is currently exhibiting artwork at The Barn at Stonehill House, in Abingdon, Oxfordshire in a show entitled Russian Extremes – From Icons to I-Cats. The show runs through June 5, 2014.

Follow the ongoing high art hijinks of Zarathustra at Svetlana Petrova’s website, Fat Cat Art.

[via RocketNews24]

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Just, you know, a dance party with the muppets and totoro

[orkila]

WHEN NEW STAFF TRY TO COOK ON ISLAND TRIP

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... its funny because one unit couldn't figure out how to use the stove... while all of us on Islanders were having these amazing meals everyday plus dessert

[orkila]

WHEN I WAKE UP FIVE MINUTES BEFORE LINE UP

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One month untill I leave for camp!

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