MasterpieceofTurkeyCleverness

Younger than Dean, older than Sam. She/her. Ace--autochrissexual, to be exact. SPN fanfiction author. Proud owner of a dog and owned by two cats. All are rescued, my favorite breed. 

[lucibae-is-dancing-in-hell]

On My Burnt Out Shit

Good… Time of Day, my Sinners. 

Thanks to short staffing and the pandemic, I have been working insane hours, which is causing shortages to my creativity and has making me feel quite burnt out on a consistent basis. 

How much so? A bad day nearly lead to me quitting my job, and then to reward myself for not quitting and to give myself a boost of serotonin, I went and got an ear piercing. Which is healing rather well despite some set backs (learning how to not get my hair caught in it, losing the ball and having to buy a new earring for it just to name a couple). I’ve been doing what I can for my mental health, but unfortunately, it’s not enough. It’s activating my mental psyche to an ugly point, where creativity is garbage.

I want my creativity back, but it’s been hard to stay motivated on a project. I start, and if I don’t finish it in the same roughly 24 hour period, I’m lost. Even if I know what I want to do next. 

So I am, once again, opening commissions (they never really closed in the first place). I’m hoping that maybe a new idea or two from someone will help boost it. 

Thank you all for being so patient with me. 

Stay Shiny

Ko-Fi Link

[teathattast]

[armedandgayngerous]

anti-surveillance-state hero

[chudchad-deactivated20200101]

coke fiend

[im-the-batmann]

it’s what they deserved

[javisfreckles]

the dyatlov pass incident

[malcolmisthebrightestboy]

Mini Malcolm Moments: Internal Affairs Buzzy Edition

@iamthegodofhalefire

[leoriowithaknife]

don’t make me tap the sign…

[scretladyspider]

You’ve summed up in a sign what I took an entire essay to write

[masterpieceofturkeycleverness]

One other thing... When I started trying to figure out what I was (asexual, jury's still out on aro), it was the LGBTQ+ community that helped me and encouraged me and generally went, 'Hey, you're one of us.' I was raised in an extremely homophobic, etc. home--but I got over it because LGBTQ+ peeps were cool and they validated what I was going through. This is why I will now die for any of them. Being inclusive gets you allies, not enemies.

[prodigalsonfanblog]

Malcolm + head tilt

requested by anonymous

[nctinmotion]

Source: This

[brindlefern-deactivated20210619]

[xcziel]

[diver5ion]

[brightmalcolm]

This is Malcolm Bright. Psychologist, forensic profiler, acquired taste. 

(insp)

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THE GOLDEN EYE FROM THE SKELETON OF THE SIX-FOOT-TALL PRIESTESS!

We have enough problems.

[myletternevercame]

Why haven’t I finished my fic yet I want to read it

[masterpieceofturkeycleverness]

A-fucking-men.

[guerrillatech]

.

[masterpieceofturkeycleverness]

Now that you mention it...

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

You literally just tried to eat my house and *im* the bad guy??

[thenatsdorf]

Now it’s time to bite the other ankle! (via)

[psmalcolmbright]

😍

|x|

[rando-posts]

[gingerly-writing]

Wh-Why is Bottom Storage called Bottom Storage....? 😂

I couldn’t find the og post so I had to yoink this off reddit, but: 

IT’S A THING™ AND THIS POST NAILS IT

[awed-frog]

[autisticexpression]

Every day, people on this site commit acts of heresy that would have got them burned at the stake in the past.

[thebeautyofdisorder]

[neil-gaiman]

Hey Neil, due to a certain British author saying some stupid things again... Could you please quickly say something supportive for trans people? Would be really comforting right now

I’ve missed this (I’ve been taking a Twitter holiday for the last month, for my own mental health), but I can imagine. I’m sorry. 

Trans women are women. Trans men are men.  Trans rights are human rights. I’m sorry that some people have such a hard time getting their heads around that. But the world is changing, and history is with you.

[neil-gaiman]

This, from 13 months ago, has just been noticed by transphobes, who have been screenshotting it, announcing that I'm jumping onto a bandwagon and they won't read my books any more. So I thought I'd reblog it, because there may be some trans men or trans women out there who need reassurance, and this might help. (Thank you to all the people who turned up on my Twitter feed hoping for a fight for reminding me to reblog it, even if that wasn't what you thought you were doing.)

[masterpieceofturkeycleverness]

Trans men are men. Trans women are women. Trans nonbinary peeps are super cool too, and you're all welcome to pee next to me if you need to.